Listen, I wanted to be on more, but shut up damn it! Ireland is trash like me. Screw it, I need a shot. Better, I need to say this trash needs a can! Someone get me a damn trash can! Now! Fine, then get me a bag! Please! Bish, please, do it. Just, do it! Ok fair, then join the trash club! I still hate you. Even though I... need another shot. I'm done. Lin, please make America great again! I know you American! Shit, I did a pun... I American't do that again. Damn it! Ireland help. Minty if you are reading this, laugh. You owe me lunch god damn it! Then after that we get wine! I need a nap! Must, keep, writing...
*two hours later* hmm? Shit, Who wants to get drunk? No? Fine, I don't need friends damn it! Go to hell! I'll stop.