Pardon me, Are you an American, sir?

Sure, who's asking?

Oh sure sir, I'm Alexander Baconton, I'm at your service sir, I've been looking for you.

I'm getting nervous.

Sir, I heard your name in New York, I was seeking an exelerated course in Wattpad, then it got out of sorts with a pal of yours, I may have punched him, it's a blur sir. He handled the country's stability.

You punched the pres, sir?