Based on the movie "2001 Maniacs" 😌

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Animallover662

BlackControl_666

Welcome to Pleasant Valley, name's y/n Buckman! I am living here with my sisters and my parents, my father is the major. Every year we celebrate the " Guts and Glory Jubilee" in honour of the American Civil War.

But there's one problem.

Pleasant Valley is just a cemetery- a memorial for 2001 Confederate villagers who were massacred 140 years earlier by renegade Union troops during the Civil war. A plague reveals that the town's presidents will not rest until the crime has been paid back; 2001 villagers were killed, 2001 northerners must be killed.

My parents say that i was born to kill people, that's my life's goal. To say the truth, i don't like it too much. I just want to end all this so i can go away from this town. And as the " Guts and Glory Jubilee" is ready to start we can all see a car in the distance.

*meanwhile*

" I TOLD YOU, WE ARE LOST!" Jason screamed to Mark's ear from behind as Jack was laughing his ass off. " C'mon, we are for sure near to Los Angeles!" Mark smiled driving as Alex was looking at his phone. " No, we are in Pleasant Valley, you took the wrong turn you idiot!" Alex facepalmed as Jack continued laughing. " Shut up you, i will come back there!" Mark frowned threatening him but Jack continued without caring a bit. " Dang it, wow wait.. look a sign!" Jason smiled pointing at a sign that was saying " Pleasant Valley". " What the freak is Pleasant Valley"? Jack raised his eyebrow as Alex looked at him. " I guess we will find out soon as Mark being a clever ass for once in his life, he drives straight there!" Alex chuckled as Mark rolled his eyes. " Ha ha ha, very funny dude..." Mark chuckled as hie eyes widened, pressing the brake in seconds as he stopped the car, all looking at the residents that had circle the car and were screaming happy and celebrating.

" Eh.. Hi?"

the man with the red hair raised his eyebrow confused as my father walked towards him.

" WELCOME TO PLEASANT VALLEY, COME OUT, COME OUT PLEASE!!"

My father screamed welcoming them smirking as they looked at him scared.

" Wow what's with your eye dude?"

the guy with the blue eyes pointed my father's eye that was covered with an eye patch as he growled.

" HA HA HA YOU DUDE ARE FUNNY, COME OUT SO WE CAN MEET YOU!"

my father laughed as they got out still a bit scared looking at us.

" YOU WILL OF COURSE STAY TO CELEBRATE WITH US THE " Guts and Glory Jubilee " ! "

" You know, we are kinda in a hurry.."

the guy with the green hair spoke.

" Okay okay but meet my daughters first!"

My father clapped his hands as we walked and stood in front of them.

I have three sisters and i could tell that our relationship is fine. I am the oldest of them and it's fun telling them what to do as they frown and resent. Also i have instructed them quite good, they all know how to hold knives and kill. Yeah, it's a long way to 2001 dead people. We are challenging each other, wearing short skirts and shit trying to seduce visitors and kill them. I am always the first that kills her

" WE SO GONNA STAY!"

the man with the blue eyes screamed again smirking putting his hand over the mouth of the other guy with the green hair as he rolled his eyes.

" Great!"

My father smirked turning his glare to us making us understand we had to go and show to them their rooms and their beds that later will be their death beds.

" By the way.. My name is Sean but call me JAAAACK!"

the guy with the green hair screamed smiling wide.

" Name's Mark!"

the guy with the red hair smiled simply having his hands in his jeans' pocket.

" My name is Jason, beauties~"

the guy with the blue eyes smirked as i chuckled. He is for sure a womanizer, thinking he is someone special.

" My namer is Alexander.. Just Alex is fine.. Your town seems to be kinda strange.."

the guy with the amber eyes looked around strange as Jason rolled his eyes grabbing his arm.

" Relax dude.. I think Disney will be fine! Take your mind away from Gravity Falls and supernatural for a bit! Look those chicks!"

Jason smirked pointing us as i chuckled. Alex rolled his eyes sighing saying " Whatever, whatever.."

" By the way.. Where are you comin' from, you all look so tired!"

my father spoke as i sighed. Here we go, i bet they say from north.

" North, yeah it was a very tiring trip.."

Mark sighed rubbing his eyes.

" Girls, show to them their rooms!"

i chuckled looking at my sisters as one of them went to one of those guys, Jason.

" Hey handsome, wanna me show to you your room~?"

" Oh sure, my lady~"

My sister, Amelia dragged away Jason from his collarbone away smirking as he was clear turned on. Oh jeez.

Amelia is a smart girl, gonna kill him in a violent way just for fun.

" Hey there!"

" Hey!"

" Wanna take you to your room?"

" Heck yeah why not!"

My other sister, Ntina walked with Jack away giggling and talking.

Ntina's behavior is always so childish, she is not two but behaves like she is.

" Hey, your name's Mark right?"

" Eh yeah!"

" Let me show your room!"

My last sister, Zoe smirked grabbing his arm.

Zoe's eh... insane. Just. That.

I turned around, my glare fell on Alex that was looking at me.

" Just come!"

i laughed grabbing his hand as he smiled.

" You are cute in this outfit."

he spoke as i raised my eyebrow turning my glare back to him.

" Well thanks Mr. Alexander."

" Just call me Alex."

" Sure i guess, name's y/n."

" Nice to meet ya Miss y/n..''

Well you won't be for too long.