Alex got into the house sighing, his face lit up seeing me as he ran towards me lifting me and spinning me around making me laugh. " How's my little pumpkin~?" he smiled letting me down as i smiled.

" What do you want, Alex?"

My face turned to a serious one as he coughed.

" So, i want to put a uh.. Joke in the next episode of Gravity Falls and the boss isn't so sure.."

He rubbed awkwardly the back of his neck.

" What kind of joke?"

I raised my eyebrow.

" Stan being in a video and saying " Son of a-" as Dipper pauses the video..."

He coughed again as my eyes widened.

" And you want me to go to your boss.. And make him accept your lil joke.."

" Yeah.."

"You filthy bastard.."

" Thanks for your kind words!"

He chuckled as i rolled my eyes.

" Okay okay, i will do it only and only because it's you.. But i warn you.. I will win him in my way.."

*The next day*

I burst into Disney's building going straight to Alex's office before knocking hearing a fade "come in". I opened the door walking in finding Alex drinking a bit of his coffee talking with Jason. When they saw me, Alex nearly split his coffee as Jason was just starring at me with half-opened mouth.

" WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE!?"

Alex screamed throwing his hands to the air.

" Clothes, man."

I chuckled looking at myself. It was the perfect day to wear a really short tight black dress that was really "open" in a specific spot showing quite enough my chest and a pair of black high heels.

" You don't wear something like this when we go out.."

" I wear..

When i don't go out with you."

I chuckled as Jason was ready to burst into laugh having Alex looking at him with hatred.

" What do you mean, Mrs. Y/l/n?"

" I am just honest with ya, Mr. Hirsch."

" Okay, okay if you ever break up with Alex.. Gimme a call, beauty~"

Jason added smirking as Alex slapped him across the face.

" Ouch, what was that for!?"

" For flirting with my girlfriend, now stand up you idiot."

Alex barked standing up as Jason stood up too. Alex exited the office, Jason and me following him.

" This is boss' office.. If he tries to fuck you, just scream and i will burst in.."

Alex chuckled as i rolled my eyes.

" Oh and his name is Cipher, Bill Cipher!"

Jason commented ready to burst into laughter as my eyes widened.

" Alex, i love ya babe but i am not gonna habe to deal with a demon!"

I put my hands in front of my body in defence as Jason started laughing without control.

" Yeah, yeah he isn't a demon.. He inspired me to make Bill Cipher, the demonic dorrito.. I mean he is such a mysterious person, dark, having secrets..."

Alex titled his head looking at me.

" Also handsome, smart as hell, evil with dark humour and a complete womanizer!"

Jason spoke looking at Alex.

" Whatever guys, i am ready.."

I sighed ready to knock before turning my glare to Alex, hugging him and giving him a quick peck on the lips.

" If i die, i want you to know that i love you.."

" ...

Don't wear high heels again, they make you taller than me.."

"...

You just hurt me emotionally and wrecked down a beautiful moment.."

I pouted knocking on the door hearing a deep voice saying "come in" as i sighed getting in and closing the door behind me.

The so called boss raised his head looking at me before standing up walking towards me.

Blond hair, beautiful light blue eyes, seem to have a six pac- oh god. Wearing a black suit being all fancy and oh god a perfect smile. This man should be a model!

" How could i help you, madam?"

He spoke in a soft deep voice making me almost melt.

" Eh.. I am Alex's girlfriend! I came here to eh.. Talk with you!"

I smiled politely making him chuckle.

" Oh Mr. Hirsch.. Please have a seat, miss.."

He titled slightly his head waiting for my name.

" y/n, my name is y/n!"

I lift my hand waiting for a handshake as he grabbed it softly, his lips touching my skin, giving my hand a soft kiss smiling.

" Bill, Bill Cipher but you can call me just Bill, Mrs. y/n."

" Oh i will if you call me just y/n, too."

" Sure y/n, now how about we sit down and talk about the reason you came here, hu?"

" Sure Bill."

I sat down as he sat opposite smiling to me as i coughed. This was getting awkward quickly.

" So, tell me y/n."

" Alex wanted to put a joke in Gravity Falls that you weren't too sure about.."

" Oh yeah.. The joke in the video.. You know Gravity Falls is heavily made for kids."

" I know but there are also adults that watch it.. There are many jokes, this will be the last.. Please Bill.."

" Hm.. You pursued me y/n.. I will let him only if you accept sitting on my lap."

His lips curved into a smirk as my eyes widened, making me start sweating. Oh god, what i have to do for a stupid adult joke.

" O-Okay.."

I nodded trembling standing up and going towards him, sitting on his lap as he wrapped his one arm around my waist bringing me closer to him.

" So tell me, y/n.. How you met Alex?"

" Well i met him at comic con..."

" Hm, great.. One more question.. What a beautiful creature like you is doing with a son of a bitch~?"

He started leaving small kisses down my neck as my eyes widened making me moan slightly biting my bottom lip.

" S-Stop it, this i-isn't right.."

" Well i think Alex won't have a problem if i borrow his little angel for a bit~.

He bit my skin making me let a louder moan having my hand through his hair as he continued.

" You are just so god damn attractive~."

He pressed his smooth lips against mine, kissing me like an angel. Oh gosh, he was kissing so good, his lips had a taste of coffee and sweet caramel that was making me melt into the kiss and kiss back. His other hand travelled to my back unzipping my dress as i slowly started unbuttoning his shirt still kissing him. Our kiss got heated quickly as i had unbuttoned his shirt, having my hands on his chest. He had a god's body, oh son.

" Like what you see, pumpkin~?"

" Mhm, Mr. Cipher~."

He grabbed gently my hand putting it on his trousers making me unbutton them squeezing his bulge a bit. He pulled away from my lips groaning looking at me full of lust. It's like i couldn't fucking resist, dang it.

" You are such a little cute thing~."

And then Alex burst into the room, angry as hell, his face all red having his hands into fists.

" THAT'S ENOUGH, GET AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND YOU FUCKER!"

He shouted angry punching him and dragging me out of the office trying to understand what just happened.

" My head, wait what.."

" Babe, are you okay?"

Alex hugged me as a headache hit me making me almost pass out. I fell down as Alex caught me caring me bride style back to the car.

" A-Alex.."

" Shh, it's okay.. Let's go home..."

" My head... It kills me..."

" Everything will be fine, just calm down.."

I rest my head on his chest passing out.

Bonus;

" Uh.. Boss?"

Jason peeked into the office finding Bill having his head buried in his hands.

" That fucker Hirsch.."

Bill cursed rising his head having a black mark on his left eye.

" Ouch, that must hurt quite a lot boss.."

Jason coughed as Bill looked at him cletching his fists making Jason walk away scared.

" That girl, y/n will be mine."

His eyes flashed yellow as he smirked, laughing like a maniac.

" Demonic dorrito, hu~?"

" We will see who's the boss, Mr. Hirsch."

" We will see~."

A/n; i feel like this is the best one shot i have ever written ;-;

What's ur opinion guys~?:)