Aletris: *sees everything and everyone he ever loved fall before him*
Main Bad Guy: *small smile* It was just never meant to be

Duke Forris: *kicks door open* I BOUGHT A PRESSURE WASHER!
Huxley: Shh
Duke Forris: *whispers* I bought a pressure washer
Huxley: Yeah, wow

Estia: Guys! The floor is lava! *jumps onto chair*
Jink: *jumps onto a wooden box*
Aletris: *jumps onto table*
Dimitri: *lands face first on floor with Duke* Take me cruel world
Duke: What he said!

Duke Forris' Wife about to die from child birth: What shall we name the young duke?
Duke Forris: Duke
His Wife: Uh you sure? How about Elm, Birch, Cedar, Whisp even?
Duke Forris: No, it is settled! The young duke shall be named Duke!
His Wife: You fucking moron

Aletris, possessed: Love me, fear me, do as I say, and I shall be your slave
Dimitri: Yeah, something about that seems familiar... OKAY!

Dimitri: You really put everything aside and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Aletris: Several traffic violations.
Nymphadean aka Dean: Three counts of resisting arrest.
  Aletris: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Dean: Also, that's not our car.
Duke: I have never been so terrified in my life.

Demeter: I don't care Kore! I never even wanted you to marry the father! I am not calling my granddaughter a he- What's that sound?
Nyris aka Death: *vibing to music and supporting his son*
Dean: *hyping his friend up*
Dimitri: *being presented as Prince of The Underworld*
Demeter: *realizing Dimitri means follower of Demeter* As I was saying, I love my grandson!!! 

Duke Forris: Hello. It is I, your favorite person.
Duke: Actually, Dad, Dimitri is my favorite person.
Duke Forris: ...
Duke Forris: Okay. Then it is I, that bitch.

Jink: How do I know it's not just an eagle?
Aletris: How do you know it's not just an eagle?
Jink: *talking about Dean* Because his face opened up and he ate my chicken!