Flight attendant: Please make sure all small objects are safe and secure.
Aletris: *looks down at Estia*
Estia: *confused* What?
Aletris: Do you feel safe?
Estia: I will hit you

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Dimitri: Dude, Dracula has it right. Sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and turn into a bat to get out of social situations 

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Estia: *walks in with a smoothie and a tiny dragon*
Jink:
Aletris: Wh-what you got there?
Estia: A smoothie

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Aletris: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Dimitri: You were with Jink!
Jink: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

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Their reactions to "Fuck you!"

Jink: Language!
Daiki: Daydreaming again, sweetheart?
Huxley: Not if I fuck you first
Kore: Can this wait? I'm busy
Death: Get in line
Dimitri: *left on read*
Estia: I would, but I have SOME standards
James: FUCK YOU
Aletris: No thanks
The Unnamed Duke: Love you too

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Dimitri: My stomach growled so loudly in French today, holy shit
Dimitri: I'd like to clarify that my stomach growled in French glass. My stomach didn't speak French, I'm sorry
Jink: Bonjour
Estia: Le growl
Aletris: Feed me la baguette

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Jink: Estia and Aletris would be awesome together
Aletris: I know right? I'm single, she's single
Aletris: She's pretty, I'm pretty

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Aletris: Dimitri , I'm sad.
Dimitri: *reluctant hug* There there buddy
Estia: Jink, I'm sad.
Jink, nodding: mood.

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Jink: Um is Dimitri sleeping or dead?
Aletris: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts
Estia: Yeah, so did I
Dimitri: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Kidnapper: We have your friend
Aletris: Which one?
Kidnapper: He gave me a strand of hay and made me rethink my life choices
Aletris: Oh no, you have Jink
Kidnapper: I'm gonna be a ballet dancer!

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Dimitri: You just killed him!
Daiki: *small smile*
Dimitri: Why are you smiling!?
Daiki: Everything's legal in New Jersey

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Huxley: I can't believe I'm stuck teaching three out of four Hogwarts Houses
Duke Forris: What do you mean?
Huxley: *points at Jink* Hufflepuff
Huxley: *points at Estia and Aletris* Gryffindor
Huxley: *points at Dimitri* Slytherin