*taps mic*

helloo friends. been awhile, hasn't it.

a little catch up, for those who stuck around long enough to care, i think is proper etiquette for the Ungodly absence i sentenced you all to. sorry bout that LMAO

k so first of all hey hi welcome i'm doing absolutely fantastic so i didn't just suddenly jump down the sewer slide or anything like that. no, in fact my mental health has been flourishing and i hope it continues to do so.

secondly, i.. don't really have an explanation as to why i decided to no clip out of this plane of existence. its not like i've stopped writing -- far from it, i just don't publish anything because its demon spawn that's handcrafted in the early as fuck hours of the morning. i also haven't had a lot of time for any social media (besides the wretched bird app) because work was a thing, and my schedule was kind of wrecked and most days were early starts and ending abruptly with a crash onto my mattress. not fishing for pity here, i was just an idiot and didn't know how scheduling worked for like 6 months (please laugh)

and just honestly? i've moved on from a lot of the things that brought me to this website in the first place. z00t0p1a and harry potter are my past and i don't associate myself with their fanbase or even their content. i've moved on to more #cool and #hip things such as *looks at script* markiplier, jacksepticeye, crankgameplays, and.. analog horror.

y'know what, take me back- TAKE ME BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME-

ahem. i can't tell if in the year that has past that i've matured or been traumatized, and i dunno if i wanna find out. we all go through phases and this one.. its got me in a got dam chokehold. but i'm happy. i'm so happy.

now that i've yabbered on about myself like a prick, i hope you're all doing okay. well, even. perhaps thriving. i know we've all gone through things and learned and grown from them, and i hope you're all in as much of a positive place as i am right now.

... ok now that i'm done speaking coherent words *sigh of relief* HAVE YOU FUCKIN WATCHED A HEIST WITH MARKIPLIER, A DATE WITH MARKIPLIER, WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER, OR, MORE RECENTLY, IN SPACE WITH MARKIPLIER PARTS ONE AND TWO??? NO? HOW DARE YO-

just kidding. but if i make a #comeback onto this app, don't expect me to shut up about markiplier lore because i Will talk about all the egos and you Will listen. (Still joking)

i'll be leavin' links down below to mark's projects i've mentioned in this chapter, and i expect each and every one of you to 1. watch it thru to the end 2. leave a like 3. comment which of the egos/characters you would let hold your drink at a party. or you can just watch at your own pace.. or whatever. 

(ALL IN ORDER i'd recommend you watch them this way if you want to be all caught up in the lore of the MCU *markiplier cinematic universe* but if you don't wanna dedicate your soul to like. idk 20+ hours of content i'd recommend starting with in space w markiplier part 1 !!)

who killed markiplier? - Chapter one (there's 4 chapters, just look it up if you don't see the next vid in the autoplay.) >>

a date with markiplier  >>

wilford 'MOTHERLOVING' warfstache (trust me you'll fall into a lore rabbithole You'll wanna watch it) >>

DAMIEN >>

a heist with markiplier >>

in space with markiplier part 1 >> 

in space with markiplier part 2 >>

if you ever wanna yell at me about lore, my dms are always open. :) tear into it however you wish