I lost my contacts and walked into a wall. Life is great~ Your friendly neighborhood Lawnmower 😊

Lonestar: Where are your glasses?

Lan.Mower: Uhhh, I didn't bring them apparently... Oops

Lonestar: Oops is right sometimes you are ridiculous.

Okay so the lame-o drug me to a stupid game of ToD and things happened... Like my first kiss. 😳

Lonestar: I'm still pissed at you.

HeySiri: Be glad you came after the Bee turned some poor girl until a clown.

Lan.Mower: I don't know you but let's be friends and take them down together.

HeySiri: I have Lysol and a bottle of sun tan meet me at the pool asap.

Lonestar: Lana, don't you dare!

Lan.Mower: Can't talk too busy ignoring you.

I made a few new friends today we went for some late night sushi 🍣

Lonestar: Who do I need to punch in the nose?

Lan.Mower: They were all girls even if I was hanging out with boys it doesn't matter. You're always with Isabella anyways.

Lonestar: No boys or I'll tell dad to ship you to finishing school.

New bed for the night. Hopefully I don't drown 😕

Lil.Brown.Girl: Why are you sleeping on an inflatable?

Lonestar: Lana, go to the room I'm with Isabella.

HeySiri: That does not look very safe.