Deidara gives my ninken a look of disgust, "those animals won't piss in here, will they?"

I hold back my laughs as the Haimaru brothers growl and stalk toward him, backing him up to the highest part of the couch, "hey, hey! Call them off, yeah?"

I hold back my smile from getting wider, and give in, "stand down, boys."

They circle the sofa like sharks before coming back to my side, I pet them as they do and their tongues lol as they settle happily.

"I didn't know you were scared of dogs," an absentminded Kisame says, cleaning his blades across the room.

The teen crosses his arms, "I'm not afraid of dogs. You just can't tell me that those aren't wolves."