Kisame:

"Uhm, Kisame, I may be mistaken here, but... There's a fish... Inside of a hamster ball filled with water?" Your eyes flick between him and the offending thing on the floor. Sure enough, in the center of your shared room, on the floor was a hamster ball, filled to the brim with water, with a fish inside. You will admit that the fish is very pretty, a shimmering pinky red with long delicate looking fins.

"No, you're right." He gives a big grin, but his eyes are fixated on the little fish inside the rather large hamster ball.

"...Why?" You ask after a long moment of silence.

"Well, I was smart you see, and I put it in the hamster ball so it could roll around the base and-" Kisame begins with a proud grin, and points to the ball as it rolls, where the little fish inside nudges against the side.

"No, I mean, why is there a fish...?"

"Well, I am a shark Y/N, what other kind of pet would I get?" He states and you consider his point with a slight nod. That grin never leaves his face.

"A pet?" You say, more to yourself, you'd never considered a pet before. Then, a disturbing thought washes over your. "Are you sure you won't eat it?"

"Y/N?!?!" He gasps dramatically, drawing his hands in close to his chest. "I'm not a cannibal!"

-

Itachi:

"Where did you get that?" Were the first words that came out of Itachi's mouth when he saw the animal sat on your lap.

"I bought it." You say smugly, though there wasn't really anything to be smug about.

"Oh, really? When did the local pet store start stocking tortoises?" He asks with a hint of sarcasm, sitting next to you.

"Shhh..." You shake your head, looking down at the little tortoise sat on your legs, and you contently pet it's shell.

"Is it male or female?" Itachi asks after a long moment, and you set the tortoise on his lap.

"It's non-binary." You declare, crossing your arms over your chest.

"Y/N, I don't think tortoises can be-"

"Why not?! It can be whatever it wants to be?! Who are you to stop it?!" You exclaim.

"Y/N, I think you're getting a bit carried away-"

"No! This is an important issue, Itachi! EQUAL RIGHTS FOR TORTOISES!" You then began to run around the base chanting 'equal rights for tortoises'. Yeah, that didn't go down too well...

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Hidan:

"You know, I think this is oddly appropriate." You smirk proudly, looking at the distressed look on Hidan's face and the pet you had bought, perched on his shoulder.

"Shut the hell up..." He mutter sourly, looking at the animal from the corner of his eye.

"Shut the hell up!" The smokey grey parrot on Hidan's shoulder trilled loudly. Hidan's face contorted in anger.

"F**k off, birdbrain!" He yells at the parrot swatting at it. It flaps it's wings but doesn't move, only tightens its claws on Hidan's exposed shoulder, and thin ribbons of blood stream down his exposed chest.

"F**k off, birdbrain!" It repeats loudly and Hidan's face turns red in anger.

"F**K OFF!" He yells and swats at the bird, and it finally leaves his shoulder, only to fly a few laps around the room.

"F**K OFF, F**K OFF, F**K OFF!"It trills and you heave to lean against the wall to hold your self up, with the hysterical laughter wracking your body, and the bird finally comes to land on your outstretched arm, still repeating the curse words. You manage to gasp out a few words between laughs.

"Best. Pet. Ever!"

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Kakuzu:

He was sat, calmly reading a book with his mask and cloak off when he felt a weight on his head and some rustling in his hair.

"Yes, Y/N?" He asks, assuming it was you doing something to catch his attention.

"What?" You say with a smile, walking into his line of view and his brow creases when something in his hair is still rustling, meaning it can't have been you. He was about to reach up and get whatever it was off of his head, when a long, spindly green limb swung down from the top of his head, past his eye, before landing on his nose.

"Uhm...?" He manages to murmur, looking at the strangle green limb. He reaches up and gently takes whatever it was, off of his head.

"Do you like it?" You grin, as he holds the strange creature in his hand.

"It's an iguana?" He says, holding the small reptile up to his eyes.

"Yep!" You say, taking the iguana from him and happily petting it with a content smile on your face. "Isn't it cute?!"

"Yeah..." He says, but it wasn't the iguana he was looking at.

-

Deidara:

"What's wrong?" You coo, walking towards him with a large grin and he shuffles backwards with wide eyes.

"Y-Y-Y-Y/N-" He tries to get out, but his voice is shaking so much he can barely speak.

"What is it? Something wrong?" Your eyes have a teasing glint in them.

"S-S-Snake!" He manages, pointing at the large boa constrictor draped across your shoulders.

"Oh, this?" You gently pat the long snake on the head. "This is fluffy."

(Sorry if you don't like snakes!)

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Sasori:

You're leaning back on the bed with your arms folded behind your head, enjoying a few tranquil moments, where no explosions are heard, and no curses are being thrown about the base, and no lollipop men screaming about being a 'good boy'. All was silent. But not for long, of course! Though what you didn't expect was a scratching sound on the bedroom door. You opened one eye and stared at the door, and a moment later, the door opened, revealing Sasori. You heard the patter of tiny footsteps, when you were lept upon. Your eyes widen at the golden retriever puppy, excitedly looking up at you, from the bed.

"I... Sasori? You bought a puppy?" You ask, bewildered. You never really put him down as a puppy person.

"Yes, I did." He nods, closing the door behind him and coming over to the bed, sitting down beside you. You stare at him before giving a lopsided grin.

"I never knew you liked puppies?" 

"Generally, I don't. But this one just reminded me of you. I mean, I thought you might like it?" He shrugs. He wasn't altogether sure why he bought the puppy, he just though you would want it, and he had take a liking to it anyway, it's playful, happy attitude reminding him of you. He was sure, if you were an animal, this dog would be you. "So, do you like it?" You stare at the puppy for a long moment and it looks back up at you with big, confused eyes.

"YES!" You squeal over and over again, showering the puppy with affection. Sasori was also sure of another thing, this would be the most pampered dog in the world.

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Tobi:

"Gah! Tobi, be careful!" You yell, snatching the small fluffy animal up in your arms.

"T-Tobi was being a good boy!" He whines and you sigh. 

"I know, but the little bunny is delicate, you need to be careful." You say, putting the little bunny back on the bed, and Tobi crouches next to it, the bunny ear headband he was brandishing on his head slowly slipped backwards until it fell off completely and landed on the floor with a thump.

"Tobi's ears!" He exclaimed loudly, jumping up to get the, startling the poor bunny in the process, and you had to catch it, saving it from it's impending doom as it leapt off of the bed in it's startled state.

"Tobi!" You scold and sigh, setting the bunny back on the bed, leaving to get some carrots and other veggies to feed it. When you returned, Tobi was fast asleep with the little white rabbit curled up on his lap. Awh!~

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A/N:

Sheesh, a lot of authors notes, but I like to contact you guys! Anyway, I have a few points this authors note, they're nothing major, just a few things.

1. I have an instagran with the same username as my Wattpad! I'm not asking you to follow me, I'm just letting you know that it's there if you wanna contact me through that, then it's fine! It's not a personal account, just anime related, though, perhaps for a milestone, I could do a face reveal? (But why would anyone want to see this ugly mug? xD)

2. I wanna re do my bio, and I don't want the rambling I so often have, so I wondered if you guys would leave things for me to put on my bio, like a quote? You can remain anonymous or I can put your name, for example: "blah-blah-blah-something-you-want-to-say-about-me-or-my-writing-idk" - Quote from Whoever-wrote-this-quote/anonymous.

3.I wondered about doing another Q&A with Author-Chan, but if I do, I'll need questions. They don't have to be anime related, they can be person, but if I think it's too personal, I probably will answer it, just really vaguely xD

4. Who likes attack on titan? Because I'm working on a boyfriend scenario book for AoT, too. I don't have many chapters done, but I could post what I already have if you want?

5. AAAAnd I have a death note one shot book as well, so if you like death note, then?? Idk?

Sorry for this stupidly long ramble, I swear I'll stop with the rambling and questions and crap xD

Note: The second akatsuki boyfriend scenario book is currently under construction, as this book will end when it hits 100 chapters, which, if I can get my lazy ass in gear, won't be too far away xD

(My birthday's in 6 days (12th of june) Holy shit!! I dunno what to ask for, what would you guys ask for?)

~ Bye! With Love, Rhi-Chan (Aka Author-Chan)