Kisame:

"Come on!" You whine, pulling on Kisame's arm. However, he does not budge, for it is his ninja way... to stand and admire the colourful fish in the pet shop for as long a fish-humanly possible.

"But Y/N-"

"No, Kisa, I'm not buying you a fish!" You cross your arms, stomp a foot down on the floor and pout. He turns to you, with his hands still pressed up against the glass tank, and blushes slightly.

"So cute..." he murmurs under his breath, allowing you to finally grab his hand and pull him out of the pet shop.

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Itachi:

"Hey, Itachi where's the-"

"Already got it." He cuts you off and you look up from the list of stuff to buy. You blink rapidly.

"I didn't even tell you what it was..." You frown slightly.

"Butter." He states and your frown increases slightly at the fact he knew what he was doing better than you did.

"Fine. Where's the-"

"Aisle three, top shelf on the left."

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Hidan:

You had left Hidan behind as you needed to go to Victoria's secret, and taking Hidan in there would be a huge mistake. However, Hidan had guessed where you were going and decided to follow you. You didn't know that, until the curtain of the small changing booth was thrown back and Hidan stood there with a smirk.

"You weren't planning on leaving me behind, were you, Y/N?" He smirks and chuckles slightly at your shocked expression.

"N-n-no!" You say, trying to cover up the truth.

"Good." He said, sifting through the various sets of lingerie draped over his arm,w with a grin. "Here," he said, handing at least ten sets to you, "Why don't you try these one for me, Y/N."

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Kakuzu:

You had dragged Kakuzu along with you on your shopping quest. You see, you were an avid doll collector. You always kept them in the box, in prime condition, because you knew they'd be worth a lot in a few years time. Your favourite doll franchise had released a new line of dolls and you just had to get one.

"Oh," you whined to Kakuzu, one hand clinging to his arm. "I don't know which one to get!" You said, looking at the array of new dolls on the shelf. Kakuzu looked around sheepishly, at the various mother concerned as to why such a large man was in the children's section of the store, the disgusted looks of the small children waiting for you to leave, and the confused store workers. Kakuzu had a new sensation, which was mild embarrassment.

"Look..." he said to you in a hushed tone. "Just get all of them. I'll pay. Please, just let me get out of here!"

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Deidara:

Deidara was hyped when you told him you wanted to go shopping for more 'art supplies'. He was so excited that you were taking an interest in art and he couldn't wait to share everything he knew with you. You, however, had other ideas.

"Where are we going, the clay is over there, yeah?" He said, rather confused as you pulled him to the other side of the shop.

"Who said I wanted to look at clay?" You smirk slightly as he realises you never said what kind of art. His face paled when he saw the shelves stocked high with small wooden puppet parts.

"Y/N, you traitor!"

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Sasori:

Sasori was more than happy to accompany you while you shopped. You wanted new shoes and had dragged him towards a pair of black boots.

"Aren't these great?!" You exclaimed, taking a pair in your size and trying them on. You took a few steps in them and Sasori scrutinised them carefully. After a moment, he shook his head 'no'. "Huh? Why not?"

He didn't answer, only reach out and take a pair of pink and black heels from a shelf next to himself, which he had been eyeing up.

"Try these." He held them out to you and you slipped them on your feet. They were surprisingly comfortable and easy to walk in. You strode around in them happily and Sasori smirked as he eyed you exposed legs and thought about all the things he wanted to do to you.

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Tobi:

"TOBI! TOBI NO!" You exclaimed, trying to pull him back from the sweet shop.

"BUT Y/N-CHAN! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"

"NO! TOBI DOES NOT DESERVE SWEETS!" He gasped drastically at your words and stopped struggling.

"HOW DARE YOU, Y/N-CHAN!? Y/N-CHAN IS A BAD GIRL! Tobi will punish you, because he's a good boy..." He said with a smirk hidden under his mask. Long story short, when you got back to the base, it lead to really hot sex. You're welcome.

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Pein:

You wanted new clothes, and of course, Pein couldn't let his princess pay for herself, so of course he came with you. He didn't do much, other than pay, watch you try on all the clothes your picked, and had a small make out session, which was continued at home, of course ;)

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A/N: Lmao if you can't tell from the last two, my mind is in the gutter today like lmao

I got home from E's house! Yay! I know I said I probably wouldn't update, but I'm not as tired as I thought I would be. I actually got some sleep, which was odd.

I AM THE MONOPOLY QUEEN YASSSS. I only brought three things, two of which were train stations, and I still won with 3000 in monopoly money xD

We watched the Blair witch project, too. The original, not the new one. I thought it was supposed to be one of the scariest horror movies ever, all the reviews were super great, yet I wasn't scared? Im normally a total pansy, but there was only one bit that made me kinda uneasy. I dunno, it didn't bother me, probably because there were not jump scares.

Also, I mentioned ages ago about doing ships, like you leave some details about yourself or a friend or OC or whoever, and I'll tell you who I ship you with and write a little paragraph. Do you guys want that? If you do, I'll start it, like, today! <3

Have a great day/night/life!

Rhi-Chan out!~