Soooo I caught onto Rhi-Chan's idea of headcanons...

DONT JUDGE ME I DONT STEAL

THAT MUCH

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Sorry lol xD but yeah, please enjoy these completely out of context headcanons that I probably write horribly lol

Taking You Out On A Winter Date

Kisame:

•you go to a ski lodge
•he falls off the lift but he's ok don't worry just got a couple of bruises and a kiss from you bc you're a sweet little donut <3
•him trying to show off and accidentally breaking the expensive equipment
•sharing a mug of hot chocolate because he forgot to bring extra cash and they don't accept credit
•cuddling on the lobby couch bc you guys forgot the room number while other people get uncomfortable from the PDA
•Suigetsu crashes your little vacay and the two fight destroying half the lodge

Itachi:

•you go to a book-cat cafe
•surrounded by warm cuddles, (favorite coffee) and adorable little kittens trying to crawl into your bra
•him poking you like he would Sasuke when you ask "whatcha readin"
•staying there for 5+ hours until Pein calls back furious wanting to know why you're not on your mission
•Itachi tells him to give you guys a week sick leave hangs up on him then stay until the closing time which is never bc it's a 24 hour establishment
•he lets you take pictures with him smiling bc he loves you and you guys are having a good time
•you snuck a pic of him cuddling a kitten with your polaroid and stuck it on your wall bc aesthetic ayeeee

Hidan:

•you forced him to go to the spa with you lmao
•he tried to eat the mud in the bath because it looked like chocolate yum
•you both got matching pink nail polish with little roses down on your toes and he thought it was fabulous omg
•Hidan asked them to teach him how to adequately do nails and stuff so when you're stressed he can help you feel better not involving sex lol so noice <3
•he ends up applying for college to become a chiropractor so he can massage you gud which was a horrible decision
•he accidentally killed his college professor when he wanted to crack his back but just ended up breaking his spine whoops

Kakuzu:

•you two decide on piano classes!
•he breaks the strings by hitting the keys too hard somehow what
•by the end you can play Clementi Sonatina 1-3 and he's sitting there failing Mary had a little lamb
•the teacher now thinks he's the spawn of satan
•he asks for a refund bc he wasted money lol

Deidara:

•PAINTING CLASSES YEE
•he grumbles about how the only true form of art I explosions and gets super tongue tied when he sees a really pretty silhouette painting of you o my
•you get chilly and drop paint on your cardigan because you sh👀k af
•he gives you his jacket and freezes up his ass instead bc he luv u aw
•you both walk out with mediocre but actually pretty good still life watercolors they now slay your bedroom walls
•making puns about them (Ex: these paintings are bomb af boi 👌 LMAO DONT HATE ME IK THIS IS BAD xO)
•you ran into Sasori there bc he needs to pick up gloss for his puppets bc they can't splinter AHH

Sasori:

•shopping at the mall for random shit
•running into Deidara at the paint place where he gets his wood gloss and getting awkward af when he sticks the paint brushes up his nose
•getting lunch at the food court bc cheap but tasty yumbo
•getting salty when ppl look at him bc he's urs
•STALKING ON DEIDARA BC HES A FUCKING HILARIOUS LIL SHIT HHA HE LITERALLY TRIED TO EAT THE PAINT BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THE COLORS WOULD MAKE HIM MORE LIKABLE OMG
•buying you the shit you want even if only remotely bc even tho he doesn't say it he loves u ahw

Tobi/Obito

•YOU VISITED WILLIE WONKAS CHOCOLATE FACTORY HOE IVE WANTED THAT FOR CENTURIES YOU LUCKY AF
•pigging out on display candy and almost getting kicked out
•buying everything at the gift shop multiple times
•getting autographs from wonka and selling them on eBay
•eaTING THE SIGNATURES Bc thEy sMELl lIKE STRawBErIES
•vomiting from sugar rush and ink poisoning
•repeatedly saying "worth it" bc TBH it was and he was super nice and paid for the whole trip with his own money and tried to learn but failed medical ninjutsu to help you feel better from the poisoning yeeeee

Pein

•4k marathon!!!!! (IK ik sorry exercise haters but it'll be cute hee)
•he uses his almighty push to make people in front of you move bc he wants you guys to make 1st place together cute couple murder moment ahweeewww
•stealing extra water bottles from wawa bc ur fujCKING DEHYDRSTED AF DO YOU KNOW HOW TIRING THOS THINGS ARE
•he starts freaking out because he started sweating for the first time and it oiled his piercings weird and now they're like rusty or something idk how osteoporosis works ffs
•you be a nice girlfriend and wash them off for him and stuff and get to see him without them for the first time even tho there's holes in his face its cyoot aiyaaaaaaa
•you both decide never to do that again because now you're pretty sure you've both become baked potatoes woo

Suigetsu: (I forgot him I'm sorry I know I'm shit you can kill me I don't mind ahhhhhhh)

•whY DID YOU DECIDE TO SNORKEL
•drinking up like 37% of the ocean altogether and constantly coughing up enough sea salt it could make furious Pete sick
•dead livers bc salty af (no pun kind of I don't know what the pun is too hahahahahaa *is shot by all the annoyed reader-chans*
•"he touched the butt.."
•the coral is so bright and the fish are bigger than ur head how beautiful <33
HI IM BACK THANK TOU FOR THE NICE COMMENTS I GOT A LOT OF GOOD FEEDBACK I LOVE YOU BUT IM LATE TO GO TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY HAPPY HALLOWEEN BYE MY CHILDREN (lmao sorry I'm like 5 I was in the womb yesterday cya xD) (UPDATE IM ZHIT I FORGOT HIM T^T)

~Sushi