"Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Youtubers react to- ... Wait, what? This isn't Youtubers react? And I'm not on the Fine Bros Youtube chanel? Then what the shit is going on!?" Author-Chan threw her hands up in anger, sending paper and documentation everywhere.

    "Can we skip the crappy attempt to make a funny intro and just get this over with?" Itachi asked blankly, causing a few sniggers to rise, and Author-Chan to give him a look that meant 'I'll cut your balls off for that, later'. And it was at that moment Itachi knew, he fucked up.

    "Sure..." Rhi, Aka Author-Chan gave a sickly sweet smile, before turning to the large gaping hole where the fourth wall once stood, but was now nothing more than a pile of dust from the amount of times it had been shattered. "So, these are a few of my pick, because I wanted to start this... thing? So, guys, here's the first thing..."

REACT #1: Damn Daniel

https://youtu.be/hRzjJziFR5o

    There was a long moment of utter silence, before Hidan burst out in high-pitched laughter, shrieking like a pterodactyl.

    "THAT SOME GOOD S**T!" He yelled, wiping away the tears that had fallen from his eyes. A few chuckles and sniggers were heard from Deidara and Kisame. But no one else seemed particularly impressed.

    Konan just sat, wondering what mental state Rhi-Chan may be in, while Pein was violently face-walling. Zetsu had folded up his leaves and was sobbing at how stupid humanity was, Tobi was questioning who 'Daniel' was, why they were talking about a white van, when there clearly wasn't one. Itachi remained silent.

    "Why does that exist? Why is it so popular? What even was that?" Kakuzu was rapidly firing questions, to which Rhi-Chan answered with only one word.

    "Memes." She nodded knowingly. "Next one!"

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REACT #2: Shrek is love, Shrek is life

https://youtu.be/l8kMXZmNSgw

    "Gah! WHAT THE HECK?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME, RHI-CHAN?!" Deidara yelled angrily at Author-Chan, who shrank guiltily back in her chair whispering 'he has been tainted... jashin-sama forgive me..."

    Meanwhile, Konan was pounding her fists against the locked door in an attempt to escape this hell. Most members were throwing their guts up, while Sasori sat contemplating the odd fantasies the human mind can create. Somehow, Itachi remain unaffected. Tobi did not understand, however, Obito was cringing so hard it created an inter-dimensional wormhole.

RECAT #3: John Cena Vine Compilation

https://youtu.be/2G2w77jrayw

    "Uhmm... Yeah, why does this exist, again?" Kisame asked with a quirked eyebrow. Hidan was laughing hysterically on the floor like the shitty-meme-loving-fuck he is.

    "Dunno." Rhi-Chan shrugged but looked worriedly at Deidara, who was repeated smacking his head on the table, having lost all faith in humanity.

    "Who is John Cena?" Itachi asked after finally processing the stupidity that is John Cena vines. 

    "Judging by this, it's best if we don't ask." Sasori shook his head with a grave look on his face. Rhi-Chan nodded in silent agreement before going to get the first aid kid for Deidara, who had managed to make his head bleed from the extreme face-desking.

REACT #4: 

https://youtu.be/G-Wn48geCJ8

    "I seriously doubt you should be watching this...." Konan said, turning to Rhi, who just chuckled nervously and mumbled something like 'I'm the Author, I'll do what I want'.

    Most members were concealing laughter, even Pein, for once. Aside from Sasori who did not understand, seeing as he had no grasp of video games, and Itachi, who's just a badass mother trucker.

REACT #5: Are You Feeling It Now, Donald Trump?

https://youtu.be/VnQ5UfPxxJ0

    No one was laughing, they were genuinely concerned. For Author-Chan, and the poor, delusional boy in the video. Everyone exchanged shifty glances while Author-Chan kept a steady poker face, one she was rather proud of. Konan was blinking rapidly, trying to erase the image of what she had just seen. It wasn't working.

    "What the hell is wrong with this kid?" Deidara asked, "And why the hell is he wearing his sisters underwear? He quite clearly does not need a sports bra..." Deidara shook his head in confusion while Rhi-Chan squinted at him suspiciously.

    "Why were you staring at his sports bra?" Rhi asked.

    "His sisters sports bra." Deidara corrected.

    "Whatever." Rhi dismissed before smirking slightly. "Is this what you're into, Dei?" He went beetroot red in embarrassment.

    "N-no!" He exclaimed before Pein interrupted.

    "Please tell me this poor kid is getting the help he so obviously, desperately needs, in a mental hospital?"

REACT #6: PPAP (Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pem)

https://youtu.be/kN5cqf63kb8

    "PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE HELL THIS IS?!!?" Deidara yelled in utter meme-induced confusion.

    "I HAVE NO IDEA I LITERALLY FOUND THIS LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES AGO?!" Rhi yelled in return, clutching her head, trying to stop incoming headache. Meanwhile, Hidan had quite enjoyed the video, and was attempting the learn the dance, while chanting 'pen, pineapple, apple, pen!' in the corner.

    "And... How many views did you say this had...?" Sasori asked, trying to stop his eye from twitching.

    "CURRENTLY 1,222,525 VIEWS, 480 DISLIKES AND 10,891 LIKES WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO-"

    "Stop." Itachi said simply, still seemingly unaffected by the idiocy. Rhi stopped in her tracks, also suddenly wondering why she always refereed to herself in third person...

    "N-next one..."

REACT #7: The weirdst video you will ever see, guaranteed! (PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU'RE EVEN SLIGHTLY SENSITIVE. LITERALLY, I BEG YOU, THIS CRAP IS NASTY, SERIOUSLY)

https://youtu.be/QAkn_uVNa8o

    Most of the akatsuki had passed out in a pool of their own tears. Rhi was wailing while shielding Dei's eyes. This was just too much for him. Meanwhile, Tobi was laughing hysterically, leading Rhi to question his mental stability. 

    "O-OKAY! LET'S JUST NOT!" She yelled frantically and Dei tried to pry her hands away from his face.

    "Oi! Let me see, yeah!?" 

    "NOOOOO MY PRECIOUS DEI-DEI IT WILL EMOTIONALLY SCAR YOU!" He stopped, suddenly still.

    "What did you just call me...?"

    "N-NOTHING! AHAHAHA! NEXT ONE!"

REACT #8: Tight Pants / Body Rolls (I'm sorry, I couldn't link the original video, so I had to put the react video instead)

https://youtu.be/bAdM9xf7cbk

    Most members of the akatsuki (excluding Pein) had woken up, and were regretting it. Tobi was trying to learn the words, and Hidan decided to join him. The strangest of things can bring people together. Sasori just looked rather puzzled.

    "Do all humans enjoy music like this?" He asked, wondering if his brain was simply to complex to understand what was going on, or whether human minds were just that stupid that this made sense. He chose the latter. 

    Itachi was still holding up his poker face, while Kisame looked a little green around the gills. Deidara, however, missed the entire video. He was more fixated on what Rhi had said.

    "You called me 'my precious Dei-Dei'," He insisted. "You said 'my'?"

    "No I didn't!" Author-Chan protested.

    "You did, I can just read back and-" He tried to say.

    "Stop breaking the fourth wall, sit the hell down and shut the hell up!" 

REACT #9: Actual Cannibal Shia LeBeouf

https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI

    Author-Chan wipes away a tear with a find smile.

    "Sasori, Deidara... Well, just Sasori, take notes! This is true art!"

    Hidan stood and gave a standing ovation to the wonder that is actual cannibal Shia LeBeouf. The rest looked vaguely impressed. Aside from Itachi. Of course.

    "Ah, the golden age of memeing." Hidan dramatically clasps his hands together after wiping away a stray tear of Joy. Deidara had only watched half of the video, and was thoroughly confused.

REACT #10: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

https://youtu.be/9C_HReR_McQ

    Itachi finally lost it.

    He could not take any more stupid memes, viral videos, or anything else Author-Chan may try to show him. He stood up, slamming his fist against the wall before yelling a simple 'you're a psychopath, never come near me again!' before slamming open the door and leaving. Everyone was stunned into silence.

    "Well... It seems like we've come to the end of today's react session!" Rhi shrugged awkwardly. "Uhm... I seem to be experiencing some technical difficulties as of right now..." she nervously looked at the open door where Itachi had left. "But, I'll get him back for the next scenario! But, uh... Wish me luck..." She stated, before dashing out the door, leaving everyone rather confused. Deidara noticed a piece of paper on the floor, picked it up and began to scan across it.

    "Oh..." He said. "Well, it looks like if she doesn't come back, she's left this book for me? Which is... Probably going to be a pain in the ass... But whatever." He shrugged. "Well, I apparently have to sign this thing off, or whatever. But I have a question, yeah?" He looked around, to see the other members had dispersed, before turning back to the nonexistent fourth wall.

    "I know Author-Chan said that about me, but why? Do you know, yeah? Pft... Weird girl." He shrugged. "Well, she said to have a great day, night or life? Which ever? So, uhm, laters?"

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