A/N: Warning, some of them are going to be out of character and pretty much short lol just saying. I also couldn't stop laughing when I wrote them. XD

<Itachi>

You and Itachi were sitting together on a dock. You were watching the sunset with him before he had to leave to where ever he goes after meeting with you. Your head was leaning on his shoulder as you closed your eyes so you could hear the roaring sounds of the waves hit against the rocks and the sturdy pillars that holds the dock.

"Ahh!" Itachi said quietly.

You opened your eyes to look up at Itachi. He seemed to be rubbing his eyes, making you worried. You sat up and placed your hand over his hands.

"Itachi, are you alright?"

"I-I don't think so." he mumbled.

"Here, let me have a look." you said sitting on your knees now.

You removed his hands away from his eyes, but he wouldn't open his eyes. You grew frustrated until you felt something touch your butt. You tensed up and looked behind you. As you did that, a warm breath hit against your ear and you just sat there frozen.

"Girl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately." he whispered.

You jumped away from Itachi and sat on the other side of the dock with your knees to your chest as your hands pulled onto your hair. You were secretly freaking out and your face was beet red. Itachi smirked at you, satisfied with its outcome.

<Kisame>

You were watching Kisame teach your little brother how to swim in a pool. Your brother was scared at first, but after awhile, he was beginning to have fun. Just as you were laying on the beach chair, you noticed that Kisame and Kosuke were whispering to each other. 

"Kisame? What are you two talking about?" you asked.

"U-Uh, nothing!" Kisame said quickly as a blush formed.

Kosuke elbowed Kisame which earned a small huff from him.

"Say it!" Kosuke whispered.

"I-I don't know if I can." he answered.

"Don't be a wimp!" Kosuke said. "Oi! Onee(Onii)-chan! Kisame has something to tell you!"

"What is it that you need to tell me Kisame?" you asked.

"U-Uh.. well.." Kisame stuttered before he gulped. "Y-You don't need a bodyguard, you need a... 'bootyguard'."

Kisame whispered the last part, but you heard him loud and clear. You burst into a fit of laughter which made Kisame blush in embarrassment. Kosuke was even laughing at him, but in the end you gave Kisame a kiss on the cheek for trying.

<Kakuzu>

You were picking flowers to make a flower crown for Kakuzu. Well, he didn't know that. As you picked the flowers, you were humming to yourself which caught Kakuzu's attention. He looked over your way and put his money down. He never heard you hum before, but it was pretty relaxing to him. That is, until he saw something that interested him more than your humming. You felt a pair of eyes on you and looked up to see Kakuzu staring at something.

"What is it Kakuzu?" you asked.

Kakuzu didn't utter a word, but only hummed in response. Curious, you followed his gaze and it leads straight to your breast! (Girl version) You instinctively covered your chest, making Kakuzu frown.

"Were you staring at my chest?!" you shrieked.

"I wasn't staring at your boobs, I was staring at your heart." he said nonchalantly. 

"Yeah right, you pervert! Now I'm not going to make you your flower crown!"

"Like I ever wanted it." he mumbled.

You scoffed at him and turned around so you wouldn't have to see him as you continued the crown, but this time, for you.

(Guy version) You followed Kakuzu's gaze and it leads straight to your no no zone! You blushed at his gaze and turned your body to the side making Kakuzu grunt in irritation.

"W-Why are you staring down there?!" you said.

Kakuzu smirked. "Well, I'm allergic to nuts (f/n). So I have to be aware of my surroundings. However, there's no way that you are."

You face heated up at his lame pick up line and abruptly stood up and walked away acting as if you never heard that. Kakuzu of course followed you, but it just made you blush even more.

<Hidan>

You and Hidan were having a lazy day together and the two of you were laying on the couch in the main room just snacking on finger foods while staring at the ceiling. It was like the two of you were zombified seeing that you guys made no attempt to move, unless it was to eat or use the restroom.

"Hey (f/n).." Hidan mumbled.

"What..?"

"I'm bored."

"Well, what do you want me to do about it?" you said as you looked over at him.

Hidan smirked. "How about you and I go into my dark room over there and see what develops?"

You immediately shot up from the couch and punched Hidan in the gut. Hidan held his stomach in pain as you angrily walked away from the man to let him rethink what he just said to you. Seeing that you don't just put your body out there for anybody.

<Pain/Nagato>

Konan was out again, and you know what that means... you had to be the little assistant for Pain. He was making you highlight the major points in the papers he's given you. As you were doing that, you were completely bored out of your mind. I mean you can hand to just stand by his side and do absolutely nothing, but when it comes to work like this, it was suffocating. 

Pain handed you one last paper, and you had grabbed it and set it down. Once you were ready to read the paper and highlight was was important, you froze in your spot. The paper reads: I know you're busy with all the paperwork I gave you, but can you add me to your to-do list?

You looked over at Pain who had a smug look. You narrowed your eyes at the man and crumpled up the paper and threw it at him. You stood up from your chair and left the room, leaving a confused Pain behind. All he wanted was to make you laugh since he knew you disliked paperworks. But I guess he should have taken a better approach.

<Konan>

You were sitting on your back porch holding Konan who sat between your legs leaning against you. Your head was resting on her left shoulder inhaling her lavender scent. The two of you were spending time together since you were going to be going on a long mission soon which was only for a month. Konan's left hand brushed against your own, making your heart skip a beat. The sun was starting to come up and you smiled at the scenery. Konan noticed your little smile and it made her feel all fuzzy inside.

"Did the sun come out, or was it just your smile?" she giggled.

You chuckled at her little pick up line and held her a little tighter.

"You're so cute..." you mumbled resting your head on her shoulder.

Konan blushed at your comment and snuggled more into your embrace more, wishing that this moment would never end.

<Deidara>

You were laying your head on your coffee table as you watched Deidara put some details into his clay art. He was making a new piece and you were slightly interested. Deidara stopped making his little art and looked at you. When he looked at you, you looked at him with curiosity, but that made a grin appear on his face.

"Hey (f/n)." he said.

"Yes?"

"Wanna know what I just thought about?"

"Sure, I guess." you said.

"I've been noticing that your pretty eyeballs are staring at my art, but I think they'd be better eyeing my pretty balls."

You stared at him with a blank expression and seconds later, you slammed your hand on his clay art that he's been working on all day. Deidara froze in shock at what you did, but just sighed in defeat.

"I deserved that... un."

<Sasori>

Sasori was reading a book to himself while he made you work on the latest puppet's arm. As you were carving out the arm, you heard Sasori mumbling to himself. At first you didn't want to look because whatever he was reading, he was really into it. But he said something to you that made you want to laugh.

"(F/n), what does this phrase mean? 'First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.' It doesn't make any sense to me." he said confused.

"S-Sasori, what a-are you reading?" you said, trying your best not to laugh.

"A book about relationships." he answered. "I'm not understanding how one would say this to their significant other. They hold no real purpose to them."

"Sasori, maybe you shouldn't read those books." you giggled.

"But how else will I learn to understand what this, love is?" he asked.

"You don't have to learn what love is, love is something unexpected.. you know?"

"But I don't know (f/n)... that's why I'm reading about it."

You sighed at the redhead and went back to carving the arm. "Go ahead and learn about it Sasori."

Sasori returned to his little book, but not a moment later, he had asked you yet another question.

"Nice pants, can I test the zipper? (F/n), what does that mean?"

That was the final straw, you laughed out loud at the redhead's dense mind about these pick up lines. This day couldn't get any better!

​<Zetsu>

You were hanging out with Zetsu and enjoyed his company. The two of you were talking about nature and how much it does for the world. However, you seemed to notice that Black Zetsu wasn't saying a word. 

"Black Zetsu, are you okay? You haven't made a witty remark all day today." you said worriedly.

"U-Uh, don't mind him!" White Zetsu said quickly. "He's... sick! Yeah, sick!"

"Sick? Then maybe hanging out wasn't the best idea. You should take him home and get him well rested." 

"But, I want to spend time with you.."

"I know, but I don't want Black Zetsu to suffer if he's sick." you said.

"Just let me say it and we can continue hanging out with (f/n)." 

"No! It's inappropriate!" 

You looked at the two confused, wondering what on earth they could be arguing this time.

"Well then, you leave me no choice."

Black Zetsu began to cough loudly, making you unsure of what to do. 

"I think you should go home, I'm not sure how to treat a plant if they're sick!" you said.

"H-He's not sick!" White Zetsu said angrily.

"But you said-"

"Let me say it."

"I.... uh.. ah.. fine..." White Zetsu said. "If it gets us to be with (f/n) longer.. then so be it. And for a fair warning, I tried my best to keep him from saying it to you (f/n)."

Black Zetsu began to chuckle evilly before he grabbed hold of your chin and brought you closer to their face. This made you face instinctively heat up and your heart race faster.

"Roses are red, violets are plants, what are you wearing, under your pants?" 

Right then and there, everything you were feeling before had plummeted into the ground. You slapped his hand away from your face and grabbed your things before walking back to your house.

"I told you! You shouldn't have said that!" White Zetsu scolded.

"But it was worth it."

<Tobi/Obito>

Tobi had seemed to be upset all day. He was throwing a tantrum everywhere he went and threw things off of tables. You wondered what was wrong with the man child. You thought that if he were to be alone, he'd have time to cool down, but it seemed to have gotten worse. Everyone in the base avoided him because they didn't want to deal with his idiotic childish behavior. 

So you took it upon yourself to find out what was wrong. You knocked on his door, but he didn't answer it. You knew he was in there seeing that you heard a loud crash in there. You opened the door and immediately ducked down. A vase was headed your way and you were glad that it didn't hit you.

"Tobi, what's wrong?" you asked.

"Tobi is mad!" he answered before flipping over his desk.

"Why are you mad for?"

"Because..."

"Because what?"

Tobi stood where he was looking at the ground. You waited for him to give you an answer. Tobi looked over to where you stood, and it made you shuffle uncomfortably under his gaze.

"I'm troubled (f/n).." he said in his deep voice. "Do you know why?"

Tobi was now walking over towards you slowly as you shook your head. Tobi now stood in front of you and looked down at your nervous figure, looming over you.

"I find your lack of nudity disturbing." he said. 

You grew an irk mark on your head and punched Tobi square in the face. Tobi slightly flew up into the air, twirling and landed face first into the rocky ground of the hideout.

"You've got some nerves causing a scene just to tell me such a dirty childish phrase! You're lucky I don't stomp your brains onto the floor you lay! Pervert!"

You exited his room angry, however, Tobi was sitting there laughing at your little reaction.

Requested by: DigitalChito <quotev>