<Itachi>

Today, you were with a close friend of yours. They had needed your help to babysit their little sibling. However, you had been babysitting them for quite a few days due to your friend trying to find a job, but they were always turned down because of the lack of requirements. Right now, your friend was setting out to seek another job right now. But they were feeling quite stressed.

"I don't know (f/n).. what if I don't get this job?" she said.

"You'll do fine." you reassured. "If anything bad happens, I'll be right here ready to comfort you."

Your friend sighed and sat down. "Alright.. the job interview is in an hour, I'm going to spend my time trying to relax."

"Here, let me help." you said.

You sat behind your best friend and began to give them a neck rub. Their once tensed shoulders were now relaxing into your touch. As you were doing so, you failed to see a certain Uchiha who was watching you nearby. Because of you doing all of this for your friend, you didn't have any time to go into the forest and relax yourself.

Itachi took notice of your lack of presence and wanted to know if you were okay. But seeing you are giving someone a neck rub wasn't what he was expecting. What really broke his heart was when your best friend's sibling came out running towards you two with a drawing. Both you and your friend awed at it, which to Itachi, it was like two young parents awarding their child. Unable to watch anymore, he turns to leave. 

But from the corner of your eye, you saw a familiar black cloak with red clouds. A smile appeared on your face and you told your friend you would be right back. You ran towards the raven haired man and grabbed the back of his cloak making him stop.

"Where are you going?" you asked.

Itachi looked over his shoulder to look at you, but returned his gaze back to the front.

"Back to where I belong.." he answered.

"But don't you want to hang out for a bit? I haven't seen you in a while."

You noticed that his hands were clenched, but his voice was slightly calm as if he was holding something back.

"Why don't you go back to your lover.." he said. "You shouldn't mess with others when in a relationship."

"Huh? Relationship?"

Itachi turned towards you and he looked pretty angry.

"Don't act clueless (f/n)!" he shouted. "You have a family! And you all look so happy! Don't throw that away just to play hooky!"

"Fam...i..ly?" you said confused before laughing.

Itachi looked at you pretty annoyed that you would think this was a laughing matter. When you finally caught your breath, you held Itachi's hands very tenderly.

"Itachi, that isn't my family. That's my best friend and their little sibling, silly!"

Itachi's eyes widened a bit and avoided your gaze. He probably felt embarrassed to make such an accusation without confirmation first.

"I'm... sorry (f/n). I-I didn't know, I thought that-"

"Oh, never mind that, would you like to hang out with me? (Y/f/n) is going to leave for a job interview soon, and we can hang out just the two of us, well, with the exception of the little squirt around us." you said with a slight chuckle.

He smiled. "I'd love that."

<Kisame>

After being away from the sweet, or should I salty, waters. You decided that you would visit the beach, but without your little brother this time so he wouldn't be endangered. You had asked Kisame if he wanted to tag along with you and of course he said yes. So here you two were, playing in the water just having a blast. 

That is until the two of you became hungry. Kisame suggested to get some food at the snack bar and that he would pay. You didn't want him to pay for you, but he had insisted and didn't let you have a say in any of it. He told you he would be right back and asked you to stay where you were before running off. You sighed to yourself and lay on the beach towel that was slightly shaded from the beach umbrella. 

You were just relaxing when you heard a slight cough. You thought it would be Kisame holding some food, but it wasn't. It was a man around your age with shaggy, dirty blonde hair and green eyes. He had a smug look on his face making you look at him very uninterested.

"Hey, beautiful." he said. "What's a cutie like you doing all alone?"

"Well.. I'm not alone. My friend is going to be back here soon." you said.

"Oh? You have a friend?" he said too sweetly. "I'd love to meet them. Maybe we'll all have some fun."

You looked at him in disgust. "Why don't you just go away, you're just being a nuisance."

"A nuisance?" he said acting hurt. "I would never be such a thing."

"Just go away.. you're unwanted here."

"I'll go away if you-"

The man before you was cut off by a shadow that loomed over him. The blonde tensed up and slowly looked behind him. He looked at Kisame with wide eyes while your fishy friend had a glare was ready to kill.

"Is he messing with you (f/n)?" Kisame said darkly.

"W-Who are you?" the man asked,

"Who him?" you said innocently. "That's my friend."

By then, the man was beyond scared. He wanted to run, but thought that would just make matters worse. Besides, even if he wanted to run, he couldn't because he felt like his feet were frozen in place.

"Leave now before I disembowel your organs and tie it around your throat, punk." Kisame said.

Frightened, the man left in a hurry. You were quite surprised by Kisame's rash threat to the man. I mean he was a cocky prick, but you didn't think he deserved something like that. Kisame handed you a snack as he angrily sat beside you. 

He was grumbling to himself and glared at the sand. You couldn't help but smile at your blue fish friend. He was jealous, and you knew it, but you wouldn't point it out to save him the embarrassment.

<Kakuzu>

You were walking the streets of your village doing your usual shopping. However, it was a little.. different. Kakuzu had been walking behind you as you shopped. You didn't really mind that it's just that.. the people who usually greeted you were afraid of Kakuzu's presence. I mean who could really blame them?

Kakuzu was 6ft tall and had a muscular build. But in this case, it wasn't his appearance that scared the friendly villagers. Kakuzu was glaring daggers at everyone who dared tried to say hello to you. He didn't want anyone getting to you.. not after that little incident earlier.

~Flashback~

You were in a grocery store in the produce section. You were only buying what was needed for dinner. Kakuzu was with you as well.. for some odd reason. He had shown up at your door when you were just walking out. He didn't utter a word to you, he only followed you as he counted his money. 

When you had asked him why he was here or tried to make small conversations, he would only grunt in response. So you just decided to leave him alone and let him follow you around like a lost puppy. As you were inspecting some lettuce, you didn't see a guy walking your way.

"Hey." they said. "I noticed you from across the aisle and.. I think you're really pretty."

You looked at the man slightly shocked. You've never been called pretty before and as a response, you only blushed. Kakuzu noticed your little blush to his comment and it was like a dark aura formed around him. 

He instinctively pushed you behind him and he glared at the poor boy with a killer intent evidently written in his eyes. They immediately got scared of his deadly aura and ran off to another aisle. Kakuzu gave a slight huff and went back to counting his money.

~End of Flashback~

You were unsure of why he acted out in that way, but you just hoped that no one else had to suffer the embarrassment Kakuzu gave to that person who had called you 'pretty'. Who knows, maybe you'll see that person again. That is if Kakuzu wasn't around...

<Hidan>

Lately you've been hanging out with Itachi during your time in the Akatsuki. I mean you love to be loud and everything, but once in a while, you like to relax and give yourself a break from all your craziness. So you would read with Itachi or just sit by his side and drink some tea. You always thought that when you were with Itachi, you were more calm and less talkative. 

Itachi never minded your presence, just as long as you didn't annoy him. But what you never knew was that a certain silver haired Jashinist was eyeing the two of you with hateful eyes. He disliked you hanging out with anyone besides him because without you, he was bored. 

Hidan had tried over and over to gain your attention over the days, but you'd just wave him off. This made Hidan think that you liked the raven haired bastard instead, but he didn't want to give up on you just yet. It's just that he wasn't ready to confess his feelings for you. 

Sharing his feelings wasn't what he was used to doing. So instead of going over to you and drag you away from him, he went out on a killing spree to clear his mind. However, it didn't really work. You were in his mind all day as he killed mercilessly to his victims.

<Pain/Nagato>

Because you had to stay by Pain's side all the time, that meant you had to meet his little organization. Pain thought it would be useful to develop your social skills, but he didn't plan that you'd gain so much attention from the male members. 

Pain watched in the sidelines as you and the other members talked and laughed about random things. You were quite happy that you got to meet such friendly people. Well, somewhat friendly.. anyways, while you talked to the members, Pain silently plotted their deaths. 

For every smile they gave you, he'd carve their skins.. for every laugh that escaped your lips, he'd rip out their tongues and force feed it to them. And for every time they came into close contact with you, he would make sure they didn't have any limps to do that. But of course, no one would know that... not yet that is.

<Konan>

You had been so busy helping out your village that you couldn't afford any time to ever go to your secret place to meet Konan. When Konan noticed your absences, she went into your village to go and look for you. And when she did find you, she didn't like what she had seen. You were helping out a girl set down a box.

You were standing behind them to help set it down because they didn't want you to be hit on the foot with the heavy box. You agreed with them and stood behind her. But what made Konan's heart break even more is that the person had been trying their hardest to flirt with you. But because you were never one to know much about romance, you didn't even notice they were trying to flirt with you. So you brushed their weird words off and just continued your work. 

The girl lightly growled to themselves in frustration and clung onto your arm, making you drop everything you were holding. Konan's breathing hitched at the sight and was ready to leave. But before she could, she saw you pulled your arm away from the person.

"I'm sorry, but I don't like you in that type of way." you said as you picked up the stuff you dropped. "Besides, my heart belongs to another."

You then walked away from the person leaving not only them broken hearted, but Konan as well.

"(F/n)... loves another?.." Konan whispered to herself. "Was I too late?"

Unable to handle her emotions anymore, Konan ran away from the scene and cried in the place you called your secret haven.

<Deidara>

After so many weeks, you were finally given a mission. You had told Deidara that you were going to be gone for a few days because you had to deliver a scroll to the neighboring village. Deidara was surprisingly alright with that, but I guess maybe because he only saw you as a friend and knew you would come back in no time. 

When you made it to the village, you immediately gained some unwanted attention. Many of the villagers were amazed to see the great (insert honor title). They've heard stories about you, saying how you had trained with the best and that your power could exceed anyone out there. You truly liked the compliments, but they were exaggerating how good of a ninja you were. I mean you were good, but you never thought you were that good. 

Many of the village parents would scream out about marrying their child in hopes for a strong family and great fortunes. Others were fighting over who you would love better, and children would tug on your clothing asking you to either play or train with them. This was all too much for you and wished something would get you out of here already. And just like that, something did. 

Small little clay like figurines were blowing up around the huge crowd making them scream and disperse. Knowing who's clay it was, you smirked to yourself as a shadow from above landed in front of you.

"Missed me already?" you mocked.

"S-Shut up! Un!" Deidara said with a slight blush.

"You could have hurt them you know."

"Good! Maybe then they'll know to back off my girlf- I mean, friend! Hm!"

You laughed at the blonde making him puff out his cheeks. Once you were done laughing at him, he began to throw his explosive clays at you making you run home like a maniac. But you at least got the hint of his feelings.. just a bit.

<Sasori>

You've been interested in clay art lately and you wanted to learn how to make some sculptures, so who were you going to ask? Deidara of course! When you had asked him to teach you how to make clay art, he was ecstatic. 

You and Deidara were in the main room together and sat on the floor. You had the clay placed on the coffee table as you closely watch Deidara make his little bird without his mouths on his hands. However, when it was your turn to try, you didn't really get it. Seeing that you were having trouble, Deidara tried to help you out. 

He placed his hands over your's and helped you mold the wings of the bird. You were still confused, so Deidara stayed in that position until you fully understood. At that time, Sasori had come out of his room wondering where you were. You had always gone into his room to just watch him make puppets, and if you weren't you'd tell him what you were going to be doing instead. 

But let's be honest, you didn't want to tell Sasori that you were suddenly into clay art and decided to as his 'brat' partner to show you some pointers. When Sasori walked in on the two of you, he immediately grew angry. He was angry that you were making Deidara's art. And not only that, you two were practically so close your heads were up against each others! 

Without any hesitation, Sasori used his chakra strings and latched them on to you. You froze in place, making Deidara look at you in confusion. Your body then began to fly towards the right making you scared for a bit before being placed down beside the redhead. Sasori scoffed at the blonde and grabbed onto your arm, dragging you away. 

But before that, he threw the clay that was in your hands onto Deidara's face and threatened him that if he ever taught you such a repulsive thing like that again, he would be the one who will be fleeting in a minute.

<Zetsu>

You and Zetsu were at your house in the backyard. Zetsu had offered you to help take care of your garden, which was quite beautiful in his eyes. You had organized the flowers together in the same color groups. Your grass was cut low to perfection, and not a single plant was wilting. 

As you and Zetsu watered the plants together, your obnoxious neighbor came out and noticed you were out. He looked over the fence you had to recently build in order to get the disgusting neighbor away from you.

"Hey (f/n)." you neighbor said flirtatiously. "Do you mind if I come over?"

"I built this fence for a reason you fool!" you said. "It means to.. Go. Away!"

"Are you alright (f/n)?" Zetsu asked.

"I'm fi-"

"Ha! Who's that (f/n)? A mutant freak you picked up along the way?" they sneered. "(F/n) probably felt pity for you! She's way too perfect to even be in your presence! You should feel honored you freak!"

Your eyes widened at the little comment. You then glared at the man and opened your mouth ready to defend Zetsu, but he had already beaten you to it.

"I highly doubt (f/n) cares if we were constructed like this." Zetsu said. "Besides, if she did, she would have already left us long ago. But we're glad that she stayed with us. And by the looks of it, they enjoy our presence far more than she does with you. Now stay on that side of the fence before you meet a terrible fate."

The neighbor scoffed at Zetsu before retreating into their home. You looked over at Zetsu and looked at him with sad eyes.

"I'm sorry you had to deal with him... they're a handful.."

"It's alright (f/n)." Zetsu reassured. "If they mess with you again, come look for us.. we won't hesitate to kill your annoyances."

"U-Um.. okay?"

Zetsu and you went ack to watering the plants, but from time to time, Zetsu would look back to where your neighbor lived and would remember to have their face burned into their mind so they could kill them off later tonight.

<Tobi/Obito>

You were currently training with Kisame because you were a good swordsman. If anything, you were slightly better than Kisame, but because you've been tired and always attacked by the orange idiot, you didn't have time to keep up with your training. So you've decided that you were going to focus on your training again. However, Tobi wasn't having it. 

If you were going to train, that meant less time with him. So every time you walked out of the base, he'd try to grab hold of your arm and try his best to pull you back in. Kisame would always be there to pull you away from the idiot so the two of you could train. Tobi would get upset whenever you left him and would always cry and complain how you were neglecting him. 

You being you.. you didn't care for what he thought and would always leave him there to cry to himself. But once you were focused really hard on training, Tobi would hide behind a tree and watch you train as if he was trying to prevent something from happening. You and Kisame would always know he was nearby but ignored him. And once when you were finished with training, Tobi would run out from his hiding place and immediately latch himself onto you saying that he needed your love at the very moment or else he would die. 

Shaking your head at the idiot, you always gave in to his little demands to 1. Shut him up and 2. Because you wanted some quality time with him. Not too much or else you'll feel like beating the ever living crap out of him. So all in all, it was quite a relationship you developed with the man child.

Requested by: Gabby & DigitalChito <quotev>