Obito: " alright this dare is from @nightstar and they dare deidara to kiss hidan "
Hidan: " fuck yeah! "
Deidara: " HELL NO HN! "
kakuzu: " sorry deidara it's a dare, I feel sorry for you "
* Everyone nod their heads *
Hidan: " fuck you guys, you should feel blessed to kiss these lips! "
* Deidara starts to cry and walks over to hidan *
Deidara: " close your eyes hn, I don't want to see you yeah "
Hidan: " alright "
* He closes his eyes and deidara smirks, he sticks his right hand out. And puts it so hidan could be kissing it *
* Hidan and " deidara " start to have a full fledged makeover session, until hidan opens his eyes. Only to see he's kissing deidara's hand and pulls it away *
Hidan: " you fucken bitch!!! "
Deidara: " hahaha i can't believe you thought I'd kiss you hn!!!! "
Hidan: " you fucken bitch!!!, It's a dare!! "
Deidara: " yeah but they didn't exactly say which mouth you had to kiss yeah "
Hidan: " you sneaky bitch "
Konan: " well let's end it here like, comment and we'll see you next time "