Sasori " this dare is for everyone, and they want us all to check out the great ninja war. After everyone died except Tobi, this was dared by @maciethehalffox "
Pein " alright let's check it out "
* A couple minutes later *
* Everyone squints there eyes and look at Tobi, Tobi sweatdrops and laughs nervously *
Pein " you son of a bitch "
Hidan " THE FUCKING MAN CHILD IS SOMEONE AWESOME "
konan " you killed me because I would interfere with your plans "
Kisame " you are a terrible person, what kind of person starts a war over a girl "
Zetzu " the people were tasty " " still can't believe I had to put myself on you "
Sasori " let me get this straight, you almost died for your friend. Then the madara uchiha saves you, you stay with him a while and go to try to save your friends. Then you see your friend kill the girl you like, and that's one of the reasons you want to start a war. Even someone like me who can't feel can say, that's fucking ridiculous reason to start a war '
Kakuzu " this is what happened after I died, what the fuck is wrong with you " Tobi "? "
Deidara " YOUR A FUCKING UCHIHA HN?!!!!? "
itachi " all I can say is what the fuck, really Tobi you started a war for a ridiculous reason. It's a shame to even be related to you "
* tobi takes off his mask and throws it to the ground *
Tobi " FUCK YOU GUYS IF I HAVEN'T HAD THE IDEA TO MAKE THE AKATSUKI, YOU'D ALL BE DEAD SO BE THANKFUL. AND I LOVED RIN SO ALL OF YAOI GUYS, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! "
* everyone have a shock expression on their faces, including zetzu and sasori *
Deidara " we're going to end this chapter here hn, like vote and comment un "