Pein: " ok the next dare is from https://www.quotev.com/pinkncute and it's for hidan to wear a dress"
Hidan: " what are you fucking serious "
Pein: " yes you were dared to wear a dress "
Deidara: " shut up and go put on the dress un "
Hidan: " tsk fine "
* Hidan leaves the room and comes back five minutes later with a dress on "
Hidan: " i feel sexy "
Tobi/Obito: " I didn't know konan let you use one of her dresses "
Konan: " i don't have any dresses "
Sasori: " then who dress is that "
Hidan: " it's some bitch I fucked she left it here "
Kakuzu: " Who did you fuck some sixteen year old who came out of prom "
Hidan: " shit I didn't know she was sixteen "
Everyone: " HIDAN! "
Hidan: " is it a bad timing to say she called me saying she was pregnant "
Itachi: " what "
Hidan: " i'm jocking "
Kisame: " oh thank God "
Hidan: " is what I would say if I was "
Zetzu: " what is wrong with you "
Hidan: " what she was drunk what else was I supposed to do "
Kakuzu: " leave her alone she's a minor "
Hidan: " oh everybody uses that excuse for everything "
Deidara: " You are terrible what is wrong with you yeah "
Hidan: " I get that a lot but you don't see those bitches getting off my- "
Pein: " ok were going to leave this chapter here "