Deidara: " alright this next dare by @maevesky  Hn, and they dare obito to drink a bottle of vodka and kiss each member hn, and say who's better yeah "
Obito: " fuck it I'll be getting drunk "
* Takes off his mask and grabs a bottle of vodka,  He pops off the lid from the bottle, and starts to drink it, everyone looks at him with wide eyes *
Hidan: " oí isn't that burning your throat? "
Obito: " kinda but I've felt worse pain "
* Obito finishes the bottle and puts it on the table, he's not fucked up he's like half drunk *
Obito: " alright who's first? "
* Everyone stays quiet, obito pulls pein to him and kisses him. Pein was shocked and kissed back shortly after and obito pulls away. Obito then proceed to kiss everyone else *
Hidan: " so....who was better? "
Obito: " Kisame, he's a really good kisser, for having sharp teeth it was really good. I just wished he used tongue "
Hidan: " shit really, oi shark dude kiss me! "
Kisame: " WHAT! No! "
Sasori: " well let's end it here like, comment and we'll see you next time "