Sasori: " alright this dare from @itansruforlife   and they dare kakuzu to buy the whole akatsuki what they want for a whole day, and we have to watch a Sasori X deidara smut. What's a smut and why me and the brat? "
Kakuzu: " WHAT?!, No I'm not doing it "
Grace: " look bitch it's a dare, your fucking doing it "
Hidan: " i agree with grace old fucker "
Kakuzu: " no "
Pein: " look kakuzu as much as you don't want to, your going have to do this willing or not "
Kakuzu: " fine "
Hidan: " alright let's go to a strip club! "
Kakuzu: " i'll buy you what you want, but not go with you "
Hidan: " Your no fun old fucker "
Konan: " I want more makeup!, And a better leader! "
Pein: " I'm right here!, And I'm a god; "
Hidan: " Jashin god! "
Pein: " fuck off hidan! "
Kisame: " well I do need more bandages to wrap samehada "
Deidara: " i want more clay hn! "
Sasori: " why so you can make that, sad excuse you call art "
Deidara: " Shut the fuck up Danna hn! "
Tobi/obito: " Tobi wants candy! "
Sasori: " puppet supplies "
Zetzu: " more flowers seed " " yes we need to take care of the garden "
Itachi: " two sticks of dangos all for me "
* And so kakuzu spend the whole day going around buying things for the akatsuki. He was crying as he spent the money, mostly on the idiots oh yeah and konan *
* They then got home and saw grace on the couch *
Pein: " how did you get in? "
Grace: " I got my ways, and sit you guys still have to watch the sasori and deidara smut "
Everyone: " alright "
* They sit down and grace smirks evily *
Grace: " oh and if any of you guys try to leave, I'll personally beat you. Enjoy! "
* The TV starts to show images, it starts off with Sasori and deidara fighting. But quickly turns into them well sex *
* Everyone face are a mixture of shocked and disgusted, all but Konan Who's having a major noise bleed *
* Once it's over all the men are shocked *
Grace: " I would of had them do a live action, but thought that'd make you uncomfortable "
Konan: " amazing! "
Pein: " I don't think it's possible to kill a dead body twice, because I feel like stabbing myself in the heart "
* Everyone but konan look at him with a confused look *
Pein: " no questions "
Hidan: " I want to kill myself, but sadly I'm immortal "
Kakuzu: " um......I literally don't know what to say, I didn't like it "
Hidan: " the day isn't over old fucker, I need a hooker "
Kakuzu: " i think I need one too "
Hidan: " alright let's go "
* Hidan and kakuzu walk out of the base *
Zetzu: " I'm going back to the garden " " yeah "
* Zetzu goes underground *
Obito/Tobi: " I fucken hate my life, why did we just watch that? "
Kisame: " i didn't like it "
Itachi: " can my illness hurry up and kill me "
Sasori: " fuck my life "
Deidara: " why is it always me hn?! "
Konan: " well let's end it here like, comment and we'll see you next time "