Grace: " I'm back with another question "
Pein: " very well what's your question "
Grace: " ok this question is for all of you what's your sexuality "
Pein: " straight I don't like men "
Konan: " i'm straight i like pein "
Zetzu: " I'm not quite sure but I to eat women more what does that mean "
Grace: " a fucken cannibal "
Hidan: " You should know I'm straight I love me some bitches but I would fuck a dude "
Grace: " so your bisexual "
Hidan: " no but I will fuck a dude and that would be deidara "
Deidara: " what the fuck un "
Grace: " so your bisexual "
Hidan: " no i will fuck the blond and brunet "
Grace: " um hidan there's no brunet here "
Hidan: " oh itachi what color is your hair "
Itachi: " the fuck "
Hidan: " yeah but right now I'm craving some deidara "
Deidara: " what does that even mean yeah "
Hidan: " it means I need you in my room in ten "
Grace: " ok next person kakuzu "
Kakuzu: " if they pay me that's what I'll be "
Grace: " ok let's just go with you'll fuck anything that pays you Tobi "
Tobi/Obito: " I'm Tobi "
Grace: " Obito answer the question "
Tobi/Obito: " I did like a girl does that count "
Grace: " fuck it we'll just go with your straight deidara "
Deidara: * makes a x out of his arms * no I refuse to answer un "
Grace: " yup he's gay "
Deidara: " what I'm not gay yeah "
Grace: " yes you are "
Sasori: " um I have a room right next to him let's just leave it like that "
Dridara: " Sasori shut your mouth un "
Sasori: " oh what are you going to shut my mouth up like Obito shuts yours up with his- "
Grace: " whoa ok let's go back Obito is bisexual and deidara is gay Sasori your next "
Sasori: " i'm a puppet I can't fuck anyone "
Grace: " oh do you feel actrative to anyone "
Sasori: " no "
Grace: " ok let's go with your ansexual Kisame your next "
Kisame: " i'm straight "
Grace: " ok itachi your the last one go "
Itachi: " I'm not going to say "
Pein: " are you straight "
Itachi: " no "
Konan: " gay "
Itachi: " no "
Deidara: " bisexual un "
Itachi: " no "
Kisame: " ansexual "
Itachi: " what's that "
Kisame: " uh grace "
Grace: " I got you " * gets a phone out and start to search it up * " here "
Itachi: * reads the definition * " no I think that's hidan "
Kakuzu: " pansexual "
Itachi: " no "
Sasori: " then what are you "
?: " He's nothing he just has a boyfriend "
* Everyone turn around and see shisui *
Itachi: * blushes * " shisui what are you doing here "
Tobi/Obito: " I knew it you were gay !"
Shisui: " I just came here to pick up itachi for our date "
Grace: " oh ok let's leave this chapter like this "