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(Rehearsing Time)

Author Torishii: Mosh-Mosh! Minna! I'm gonna be the Great Narrator of this blooper! Hope ya like it! *Salutes while holding the script*

Akashi Seijuuro: Mind if we start now? *says with demanding tone*

Author Torishii: Piiiisshh~ So demanding!

Kuroko Tetsuya: Author-san, you wouldn't argue with Akashi-kun.

Author Torishii: So polite Kuroko-kun. And it's Seijuuro-kun not Akashi-kun.

Kuroko Tetsuya: Eh? It's rude for me to call him that.

Akashi Seijuuro: Don't complain, Tetsuya. Do I look like I'm rude when I'm calling by your given name? *went to Kuroko and hold both of his hands then looked at him seriously.*

Kuroko Tetsuya: *looks away blushing* A..Akashi-kun.. please.. stop. This is embarrassing.

Akashi Seijuuro: Nothing's embarrassing if it's you, My Tetsuya. I'll kill Ryouta if he ever touch again.

*Kise suddenly buttted in the moment*

Kise Ryouta: Akashicchi!! I won't lose to you! Kurokocchi will be mine! *declares* Even though it's not my time to SHINE~! *made a peace sign*

Author Torishii: *kept squealing non-stop at the corner* *then notices Kise went on the scene* KYAAA!!! It's Kise-kun! Wait, WHAT?!!

Kise Ryouta: Eeeeppp!!

Author Torishii: Baka! It's not your time yet! You'll show up on Chapter 2 Part 2! Didn't you read the freaking script?!

Kise Ryouta: Gomenasai, Authorcchi! I-I'm just practicing! Yeah, that's right! I'm practicing! JUST.

Author Torishii: Liar! I can see through you! Kise Ryouta!

Akashi Seijuuro: Do you think I would lose to a minion like you, Ryouta? Heh! No way! Tetsuya is mine!

Kise Ryouta: I told you I won't lose! I will have him! *totally ignores me and start fighting with Akashi*

Author Torishii: If both of you are going to ignore me, well, I'll just take Kuroko-kun with me! We'll do something PRIVATE. *I took Kuroko's arm to pull him out the place.* Let's see if you guys won't listen to me now.

*they stopped fighting and they looked at me at the same time with innocent faces*

Kise Ryouta: Oh! So Authorcchi's gonna take Kurokocchi away from me? Is that it?

Akashi Seijuuro: My! Torishii's taking away my property! How amusing!

*they both slowly walked towards us with black heavy dark aura*

Author Torishii: *gulp real hard* Shit! I forgot! In this story they're both Yandere! Crap! Wrong MOVE! I must retreat! *panickly throws Kuroko back at them and rans away* SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! *looks at my back* MotherF***!!! They're STILL following me!!! AND THEY'RE HOLDING A KNIFE AND A SCISSORS! *Quickly fastened my speed* CRAP! SOMEONE! HELP ME!

----> Epic Fail! :3