Jihoon
soonyoung won't stop laughing and crying uncontrollably

Jihoon
please

Jihoon
please take him back

Minghao
no returns no refunds no replacements

Minghao
sorry to hear you fucked it up but you're stuck with it now

Jihoon
get me a mechanic

Jihoon
suhu is not having it

Jihoon
the carpet

Jihoon
i can't tell if it's soonyoung's tears or suhu just pissed herself in fear

Minghao
okay hold on what the fuck did you even do

Jihoon
i hit him with a rock

Minghao
w h y

Jihoon
he wasn't giving me attention

Minghao
lee fucking jihoon that is not how you get attention

Jihoon
hey it worked at first

Minghao
i'm coming over right now

Minghao
patient report, is he breathing ?

Jihoon
of course he's breathing i didn't throw it that hard!!

Jihoon
but please hurry i don't know what to do-

Minghao
omw bitch

[Minghao logged off]

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will they ever get soonyoung back :o
stay tuned to find out if doctor minghao can actually do anything in this situation honestly this is a mess i'm sorry-