Soonyoung
jihoon

Soonyoung
jihoonie

Soonyoung
hoonie

Soonyoung
jiji

Soonyoung
baby

Soonyoung
angel

Soonyoung
precious little nugget

Soonyoung
adorable tiny bean

Soonyoung
if you don't answer me the pet names will start getting meaner

Soonyoung
loud ass vacuum

Soonyoung
bowl of cereal that's sitting out for like an hour

Jihoon
what the fuck do you want pee stain on the carpet

Soonyoung
LOOK

Soonyoung
L O O K

Soonyoung

Soonyoung
I WAS LOOKING ONLINE AND I FOUND HIM

Soonyoung
PLEEEAAASE CAN WE HAVE HIM

Jihoon
you woke me up

Jihoon
at 3am

Jihoon
FOR A KITTEN

Soonyoung
a cUTE KITTEN

Jihoon
we already have Suhu

Soonyoung
but the kiTTEN-

Jihoon
fine

Jihoon
give me one good reason

Soonyoung
IT'S FUCKING ADORABLE EEEEE

Jihoon
another reason

Soonyoung
it's cute and fuzzy just like you and it is very very cuddly and did i mention cute

Jihoon
alright

Jihoon
we can have him

Jihoon
but we have to hide him

Jihoon
you know jeonghan is going to be absolutely pissed knowing that we have another pet in the dorm

Soonyoung
AWE COME ON

Soonyoung
Suhu didn't mean to chew up his 890 dollar gucci shoes D:

Jihoon
HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT YET THAT'S THE FUCKING THING

Soonyoung
SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER, YOU EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED

Jihoon
and risk getting SLAUGHTERED?!

Jihoon
SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER TOO

Soonyoung
I WASN'T THE ONE WATCHING OVER HER THAT DAY

Jihoon
I THOUGHT YOU FUCKING WERE

Soonyoung
I FUCKING WAS NOT

Jihoon
THEN WHO'S GONNA TELL HIM

Soonyoung
NOT IT

[Soonyoung logged off]

Jihoon
YOU DID NOT

Jihoon
DON'T FUCKING MOVE

[Jihoon logged off]

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guess what still lives

yep, you guessed it: this piece of trash
wOW did i take my time updating this
i'm just kidding i'm sorry i actually forgot this was a thing oh lord-