Jihoon
Can we talk about birds

Soonyoung
Sure

Jihoon
They think they're better than me

Soonyoung
How dare they

Jihoon
So I was in the kitchen right

Soonyoung
Right

Jihoon
And there was this bird out the window

Soonyoung
Yeah

Jihoon
Whistling and chirping

Jihoon
So, naturally, I whistled back

Soonyoung
Uh-huh

Jihoon
aND THIS LIL BITCH

Jihoon
THINKS HE CAN SHOW OFF

Jihoon
CHALLENGING ME TO A SING-OFF

Jihoon
I SLAMMED MY GODDAMN POP TART DOWN ON MY PLATE AND GLARED AT HIM YELLING "YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME BITCH"

Jihoon
and he flew off

Soonyoung
and why do you think he did

Jihoon
He was obviously intimidated by me

Soonyoung
.......

Soonyoung
Sure let's go with that

Soonyoung
Anyways

Soonyoung
Don't worry about him babe. You're still the best singer~.

Jihoon
At least someone recognizes talent when they see it

Soonyoung
Damn okay

Jihoon
Thanks babe

Soonyoung
Oop-

Soonyoung
R u..ok Jihoon?

Jihoon
Never better

Jihoon
Why?

Soonyoung
Never mind, never mind

Jihoon
...?

Soonyoung
I love you, byeee

[Soonyoung logged off]

Jihoon
I love you too?