"Jaxon! Jaxon, oh my god!"

"For gods sake, I'm not going to die!"

"...I wasn't going to say that."

"That's always the first thing you say when you see me."

"Psh, I don't always say that."

"You do."

"Anyways, guess what?!"

"You met an extraterrestrial?"

"What?"

"You got a letter from Hogwarts?"

"Actually I-"

"You found the wardrobe to Narnia?"

"Wait, I-

"Oh, I know! You-"

"LET ME SPEAK JAXON!"

"Hey, you told me to guess. That's all I did."

"Oh, wipe that innocent look off your face."

"..."

"And stop laughing!"

"..."

"..."

"Fine, what happened?"

"I got a gig, Jax!!"

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