"What are you doing here?! It's dangerous!"

"The planes never hit me."

"But they could, you never know!"

"Maybe I do know."

"How could you know? Last time I checked you weren't God!"

"Why are you so worried anyways? You don't know me."

"Why wouldn't I be?! You're sitting on the runway!"

"Correction: I'm sitting near the runway."

"You're going to get yourself killed!"

"Calm down, I'm already dead."

"What?!"

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