This one's a classic, for me at least. I've performed it more times than I can count. Fun fact: the character speaking, Jay, actually grows up to become one of my main villains!

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You know what? You know what? You're all going to listen to me RIGHT NOW. RIGHT. NOW.

I'm not a joke. I'm not a joke, do you hear me? So you can all stop treating me like one. I am not a joke.

Wow. You're all listening to me, you're all actually paying attention to me. Didn't know that's what it took. Well, I have your attention now, and that's a rare enough occurrence as it is, so I might as well make use of it.

Why should I have to deal with the lot of you? Why can't I just walk out of here, right here, right now? I don't understand. You're all so... so stupid, so closed-minded. You could have tried to be great but all you've done is waste your time here trying to mess with me.

You idiots. You absolute idiots.

You're all looking at me up here like I'm some sort of crazy person, aren't you? 'Oh, look at crazy Jay up there, yelling at us like some sort of madman, what a weirdo, what a freak!' Yeah, I've heard the things you say, don't look at me like that, don't.

Just because I'm the quiet kid who does all the work doesn't mean I'm free game to pick on, you know. That's not how it works, but none of you ever listen.

And when I'm older, I'll be rich and powerful and you'll have no CHOICE but to listen to me! You won't have the option of ignoring me, teasing me, laughing at me, you won't, you won't, and I'll make sure of it, I promise you that! It'll be death or obedience, yes, death or obedience, so you should fallyoup line behind me while you still can!

I hope for your sakes you're taking all this in, because I don't make promises lightly. I always make good on my promises, I do, and when I'm older I won't have to take this any more, so get ready, everyone, because soon enough you'll all be dead or obedient, that's the only choice you'll get.

Death or obedience.

Which are you gonna choose, huh?

Which are you gonna choose?