More quotes. Eli is also amazing.

"At first, I thought it was an alien. Definitely not human. It's some sort of monster!"

"Aw! What about the car chase?"

"There! There in the shadows! There's monsters in our town! Why won't anyone believe me?!"

"If you're gonna shove me in a locker, just get it over with."

"Jim would never hurt a soul. He's the only one nice to me."

"Maybe we should think this through before we kidnap Jim?"

"I know what I saw, Steve! Right through their window. They were aliens!"

"Uh, do you guys drive on the right side of the road in Cantaloupia?"

"Don't worry. I have experience dealing with creatures of an unknown origin."

"I saw a spaceship, and Aja and Krel's house is one! I knew it; they're aliens, Steve."

"I was under the impression there would be laser swords."

"Eli Pepperjack is at your service, Commanders! No pressure."

"I know I'm the last hope! I've seen the movies, okay?"

"Why don't you ever use the door?"

"I've been up for 96 hours writing the script, fueled on the nothing but sugar and dreams."

"Please don't call my mom."

"Oh, I don't think I can do this. I don't think my body can take the fall. I have weak ankles."

"You robots don't know who you're messing with... Or maybe you do."