Volume 1: Episode 1 [How Many Blondes Can I Milk In The First Episodes?]
https://youtu.be/IIwp6ZbOMao
The sounds of the city were heard, as birds chipped, a car drove by every now and then, and people happily walked down the streets of the Bustling Commercial District of the shining City of Vale! Looking up, you could easily see the Massive castle sitting above the city in all of its shining glory, The most prodigious Hunter School, Beacon Academy, that totally won't blow up in 2 more volumes... but, we never fly into the sky towards the shining castle of monster fighting, we simply sit in it's shadow, inside of the commercial district as we seemingly wait for something... when suddenly a very familiar voice is heard.
"So! You lost your mom, huh?"
In the bustling commercial district, a small faunus girl with snow leopard ears was seen holding back tears as a familiar boy squatted down and talked to the tiny faunus, after being seemingly ignored by all the other people simply walking past the young leopard. The young faunus girl nodded her head, as the familiar boy crossed his arms.
"I feel ya kiddo, when things go bad, you just wanna cry... BUT!"
The boy then plopping his hand on the faunus girl's head.
"You should never give up that easily!... hmm... OH! Think of it like a game! When you cry, you lose, you gotta find a way to keep the tears away! Now then! What's the plan buddy?"
Leopard Girl: "Find mommy..."
The girl said, causing the boy to smile as he jumped back up onto his feet, revealing his familiar face.
Y/n: "Simple yet effective! MY KINDA PLAN!"
⟪A few seconds later⟫
Y/n: "MA'AM!!!!"
Leopard Girl: "MAMA!!!"
Y/n: "YOUR LITTLE GIRL'S LOOKING FOR YOU!!!!"
Y/n was seen, now carrying the small faunus girl on his shoulders, as the two walked down the commercial district looking for the little girl's mother by screaming at the top of their lungs, y'know like people with a sense of embarrassment. The two continued on their way, until-
"AMAYA!"
A woman was heard calling out from behind, causing Y/n and the Leopard girl to both perk up as Y/n turned around, only to see an older Snow Leopard Faunus woman, holding a bad of recently bought foodstuffs.
Leopard Girl: "MAMA!"
The Girl, now known as Amaya jumped down from Y/n's shoulders and ran over to her mother, hugging the woman, Causing Y/n to smile as he walked over to the two, kneeling down to the Amaya height once again.
Y/n: "Nice goin! You totally won this time!"
Amaya: "Thanks Mister!"
Faunus Mother: "Yes! Thank you very much sir!"
The faunus woman said with a small bow, causing Y/n's smile to grow as he gave the two a peace sign.
Y/n: "Anytime!"
Y/n said, before quickly jumping up and walking off with a smile on his face, quickly walking over to Varruim, who was seen hooked up to what looked like a small wheeled carriage that read "Dai-Yung's Bakery!" on the back.
Faunus: "Uh, excuse me... I'm so sorry, but were you in the middle of a delivery?"
Y/n: "Yep! But don't worry about it! I'm a Golden Wandering Helper! That means I help everyone I can! Besides, I've got more than enough time!"
Y/n said happily, slapping the delivery cart connected to Varruim, before hopping on the odd pig's back as the two rushed off with the speed of a delivery motorbike.
https://youtu.be/MPdeY3-CuDw
"YO! YO! YO! YOOOO!!!
He's back again!
You're favorite Chameleos!
READY TO HIT YOU WITH THE LATEST AND HOTTEST NEWS!!!!
IT'S YA BOI!!!
🦎DJ DAIJI!!!🦎
💿YEAH BAYBAY!!!💿
DJ Daiji's new show came back on, as people all around Vale were seen watching the Live Streamed news on their Scrolls and Tablet... the actual news wa being played on TVs and other places, but it only a few humans actually turned into the new channel while everyone else turned their attention to Daiji's Show, as the Chameleon Faunus' little intro played. As people watched the news in different places, Y/n could be seen on the back of Varruim, making his delivery with a smile on his face, often getting weird looks from other drivers as he stopped at red lights... since he was riding a weird looking pig thing... only for those looks to get strangers as they noticed that Varruim actually had little necklaces on his front and back side that were actual license plates, revealing that Varruim was a legally registered Vehicle in Vale...
DJ Daiji: "Oh YEAH! It's the day ladies and Gentlemen! The first day of Beacon Academy's new year! Things are getting exciting! And even though he'll be attending Beacon this year, it seems our Police Hero, The Azure Star, Savor Gaal, is already getting his community service hours in! CHECK IT!"
Daiji said as he summoned a holographic screen, showing images of the town from the last episode, and an injured unconscious Gaal being Carried out of the forest by a very familiar dressed man... although his face was blurred.
DJ Daiji: "At the town of Manikore, where some of Beacon's new students traveling to Vale took a pit stop to refuel, THE TOWN WAS SUDDENLY ATTACKED!!! That's right, a Giant horde of Beowolves suddenly attacked the town! BUT! Thanks to Gaal, and another unknown Civilian, the two of them were able to fight off the Grimm Horde! But that isn't all Bois and Gals! Because our boi! Gaal charged headfirst into the Forest and went face to face against the Alpha Beowolf in the forest! AND BLEW HIM TO ASHES!!! Although he was injured from the fight, it still goes to show how amazing our Police Prodigy really is."
Daiji announced happily as people watching his stream chatted with eachother in awe at the news, with the stream's chat more or less blowing up in amazed emojis and cheers. All the while, Y/n was seen making his delivery to the Dai-Yung Backery, revealing the same old man who ran the Dust Till Dawn that just blew up 2 days ago... My man runs this town. Y/n then gave the small delivery carriage back to the bakery before rushing off on the back of Varrium once again.
DJ Daiji: "It's so sad to think that we're losing the best Police officer we've ever had on the streets to the best Hunter Academy in the world... OH WAIT!!!! In light of recent events! Looks Like Our Azure Star won't be leaving the Police Force all together! He'll Still be working as our boi in blue! Only part time now. In other news-"
https://youtu.be/IGZwATQBgps
Daiji continued, as we once again zoom out from someone's phone watching the stream, as two young girls were seen watching the stream on one of the girl's scrolls as the two sat eating fancy looking ice cream cones together. The two girls were seen in a mall park like cafe area with benches and tables all around, as a nice little ice cream stand was seen serving different customers the cones of ice cream that had a very cute charm to their look, their cones being decorated to match the flavor the person ordered with little cute marshmallows on top. Y/n and Varrium were seen slowing to stop as Y/n spotted the ice cream cart, causing stars to appear in his eyes.
Y/n: "*GASP!!!* It's Delmon Cart! Oh man, he's still in the sweets game? Wait, wasn't Delmon serving Cookies last time we saw him?"
Varruim: "Weh!"
Y/n: "Oh right! That was Winter time... That's actually really smart! Ice Cream in the Summer, Cupcakes in Fall, Cookies in the Winter and Donuts in the Fall. OH! We should get cones!"
Varruim: "Weh?"
Y/n: "Aw Don't worry! We've got plenty of time before we gotta go! Besides! I specifically asked if I had to be/get there at the same time as everyone else, and he specifically said "You Do... Not." NOW! Let's get some Creamed Ice!"
Varruim: "Weh..."
Y/n: "But I like calling it that... WHATEVER! What flavor do you want?"
Varruim: "Hhhhmmmm.... WEH WEH-WEH!"
Y/n: "Nope, you're allergic to mint. You sneezed so hard you landed on the moon last time. Atlas is STILL on my back investigating that..."
Varruim: "Grrr... Weh-Weh."
Y/n: "Gotcha! Stay there buddy!"
Y/n said as he grabbed his bag and began marching off towards the Ice Cream Cart with a smile, quickly getting in the short line to the ice cream cart, as someone else entered the line right behind him a few seconds later. Not much time passed at all until Y/n was up to make his order.
Y/n: "Yo! Delmon!"
"Eh? Hey! Y/n! It's been a while, huh!"
As Y/n stood before the stand and said hello, the person running it quickly perked up and smiled at Y/n's appearance. The Sweets man, also known as Delmon, was quite tall, holding a darker more tan skin tone with a full sleeve tattoo on his right arm, depicting a cool mythical art of the 8 Legendary Champions of Remnant fighting off Grimm. The man had scruffy black hair and an equally scraggly short cut beard. Delmon spoke with a more Spanish accent as he happily greeted Y/n, wearing an apron stained with ice cream that created quite the stylish splatter design.
Delmon: "Back in Vale, huh? Didn't take you very long to come back. I thought you were gonna explore the ocean next?"
Y/n: "I still am! Boats are just... really expensive... BESIDES! I've got a gig that'll pay like Crazy! But first! Varruim and I are gonna need some of your best Delmon! One Cotton Candy and One Full House!"
Delmon chuckled a bit before he quickly began scooping the ice cream up, quickly getting a pink and bright blue waffle cone of ice cream ready, placing several star shaped marshmallows ontop.
Delmon: "I can't believe it really. You've been all around the world, and despite that you still say my sweets are the best on Remnant. You seriously know how to build up a guy's confidence Mr. Golden Wanderer."
Y/n: "It's easy to build someone's confidence when your compliments are genuine! Besides, I seriously haven't found anyone who makes Sweets as good as you, not even Mr. Dai-Yung."
Y/n replied with a smile, causing Delmon to chuckle he finished up the Cotton Candy Cone and began working on "Full House" Y/n Ordered.
Delmon: "That'll be 480 Lien for the Cotton Candy and 760 for the Full House. So 1,240 Lien Total."
Y/n: "Gotcha! Just gimme a sec here..."
Y/n said as he quickly began searching his pockets, pulling out several coins and bills quickly counting the Lien, all the while, Delmon had finished scooping up the final pieces of Ice Cream for Y/n's cone... But as this happened, Y/n's excited face quickly turned blue as his eyes seemingly hollowed as he froze for a moment.
Y/n: "C-Crap..."
Delmon: "What's wrong?"
Y/n: "I've... only got 800 Lien... Ugh knew i should've taken the extra money From that delivery job..."
Y/n said quietly, devastated at his lack of money, before growing a small yet somewhat sad smile.
Y/n: "I'll just take the Cotton Candy cone for today!"
Delmon: "Hey man, you can just take the second cone for free. You've done so much for my business I practically owe you my entire house."
Delmon said, causing Y/n to glare at the man.
Y/n: "No way!"
Y/n snatched the Cotton Candy Ice Cream cone out of Delmon's hand before slapping the 480 Lien down onto the table.
Y/n: "I'm a helper! Not a freeloader! I don't care if you owe me anything, paying you for your services is way more helpful than that!"
Delmon held an awkward and confused expression before he let out a chuckle and sighed.
Delmon: "I'll never understand your way of thinking... but if that's what you want."
Delmon said, shrugging his shoulders as he took the money and got ready to get rid of the Full House Ice Cream. All the while, Y/n was seen turning around and walking away with the cotton candy cone in hand, a smile on his face still despite his loss.
*Grip*
Y/n: "Eh?"
Suddenly, a hand grabbed onto the back of Y/n's shirt, causing the boy to quickly perk up as he turned around in confusion, revealing a girl standing there.
Y/n: "Eh? What's up? Need help with something?"
Y/n asked the girl before him, only for them... to not reply at all, and simply hold out 440 Lien, causing his eyes to widen in shock, confusion and awe.
Y/n: "Wha!? A-Are you serious? You... You're really willing to give me the Extra money I need to buy my own Ice Cream!?"
The girl simply nodded, causing Y/n to grow a look of immense amazement as his eyes turned into stars, grabbing the shorter girl's hand and shaking it rapidly.
Y/n: "THANK YOU SO MUCH! I'll never forget this act of Kindness!"
The girl shrugged and rolled their eyes at this, although they still didn't verbally reply.
Y/n: "Gotcha! I Promise next time I see you I'll pay you back every Lien!"
Y/n said before taking the money and quickly running back over to Delmon... all the while, the girl stood there with shocked and confused eyes as they were seemingly frozen in place by Y/n's words.
Delmon: "So, you'll take charity from a rando and not you're old buddy?"
Y/n: "Hey! Getting a free ice cream and promising to repay a new friend are two different things Delmon!"
Delmon: "Right, right. I keep forgetting that you're crazy. Here's your ice cream."
Delmon said as he held up a larger ice cream cone than average, this one held a scope of literally every flavor Delmon had available, along with every marshmallow to top it. This was Y/n special order, the Full House, which Delmon has on every sweet menu of his, knowing that the Golden Wandering Glutton will ask for it.
Delmon: "And take this to that New Friend of yours."
Delmon said, holding up another cone of Ice Cream, confusing Y/n.
Delmon: "She's a regular, it's what she always gets. Tell her "It's on the house", for helping the man I owe everything too."
Y/n smiled at this, and marched back over to the girl happily handing her the 3rd cone.
Y/n: "Delmon says it's on the house! And Thanks for your help too! I'm usually the one helping people, so it's really nice to be on the receiving end for once! Oh wait, What's your name? I wanna thank my new buddy properly!"
The girl perked up at this and went to reach into their pocket... only to stop, and simply crossed their arms with a smug expression.
Y/n: "Oh! Hehe, that's actually kinda funny!"
Y/n said, perking up, causing the girl to look confused for a moment.
🍨Neopolitan! Like the ice cream right?🍨
This caused the girl to look immensely shocked and even more confused at this, jumping back a bit as she stared at Y/n with immensely wide eyes... all the while, Y/n was simply holding his chin in thought.
Y/n: "But the question remains. Were you named after the Ice Cream, The Ice Cream After You, Call yourself that because you like the ice cream, because you look like the ice cream if it was a person.... Or completely by accident..."
Y/n wondered as if he had just stumbled upon an immense existential crisis, only to quickly push it aside as he smiled at the girl again.
Y/n: "Anyway! I know you were being sarcastic about paying you back later, but I definitely will! Promise!"
The girl looked even more confused at this, tilting her head.
Y/n: "Of course I can tell when you're being sarcastic. I'm not stupid..."
Y/n said, before he suddenly perked up in shock, losing his smile.
Y/n: "Oh crap! What time is It!?"
At this point, Neo was fascinated with the odd man as she began eating her Ice cream with the same name, as Y/n Pulled out, not a scroll, but a small leather back book from his pocket, quickly flipping through the pages... until, his face dropped with a mass of fear...
The page he was looking at read, "Beacon Academy: 4:00."
Y/n: "4? That can't be right... but he said..."
⟪Flash⟫
Inside of what looked like a small and mostly empty Inn in an unknown town, Y/n was seen sitting infront of a Man wearing a suit, glasses and white hair as they spoke.
Y/n: "Um... I have a question."
Old Man?: "Yes?"
Y/n: "Do I have to be/get there at the same time as everyone else?"
An awkward and worried silence fell over the white haired man as he sipped from his cup.
Old Man: "You Do... Now..."
Y/n: "R-Right!"
Y/n thoughts: "I shouldn't have asked..."
Y/n said as he wrote down 4:00 in his journal.
⟪Flash⟫
Y/n: "....... CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!!! I'M GONNA BE SO MEGA LATE!!! AND ON THE FIRST DAY TOO!!!"
Y/n said in panic as he realized what mess he just got himself into. Throwing his Full House Ice Cream into the air, the paper holding fell off mid flight before the cone came flying back down, sa Y/n simply opened his mouth and caught the entire Ice Cream cone in his mouth, swallowing down the entire thing in a single gulp, much to the immense shock of Neo, who was still standing there eating her ice cream.
Y/n: "Thanks for the help Neapolitan! I super appreciate it and will pay you back the next time I see you!"
Y/n said extremely quickly as Neo gave him a slightly annoyed look.
Y/n: "Gotcha! Neo for short! ANYWAY I'VE GOTTA RUN!!!"
Y/n said, shocking and confusing the girl again as he ran off towards his odd pig buddy, as Neo watched the odd boy run off in a mass of confusion.
Meanwhile, Y/n ran over to Varruim and quickly jumped on his back.
Y/n: "Open wide bud!"
Varruim: "Weh!"
Varruim tilted up his head. Causing Y/n to drop the cotton candy ice cream cone onto the odd black underside of Varruim, causing the cone to get sucked into the odd void that was Varruim's flesh as if he was made of slime... The pig the jiggled in joy, letting out a happy "Weh" sound.
Y/n: "I know right! He still makes the best ice cream. NOW YOU GOTTA FLOOR IT VARRUIM! WE'RE GONNA BE UBER LATE!!!!! LOOK!"
Y/n said, pointing upwards only to reveal a Bullhead flying over the town towards Beacon Academy.
Y/n: "Crap! We'll never make it in time!"
Varruim: "WEH!"
Y/n: "B-But you couldn't stop last time you went full seed!"
Varruim: "Weh! Weh!"
Y/n: "You're right... we have no other choice!"
Y/n said getting serious as he held onto Varruim tightly.
Y/n: "VROOM VROOM! VARRUIM!!!!"
Varruim: "WWWWWEEEEEHHHH!!!!"
*VVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!*
In the blink of an eye, just as soon as the two had arrived... they were gone... leaving Neo more confused than she had been in her entire life, as the man, who's name she did now learn, riding ontop of an otherworldly pig, raced off towards Beacon academy at warp speed, trying to beat a bullhead that was in the sky... The Girl blinked rapidly for a moment before she shrugged and began walking off.
https://youtu.be/twU6mko1XO8
Following the Bullhead into the sky, we see the large airship touching down on the Cliff leaving over the town of Vale as we come face to face with the castle turned Hunter's School!
⟪Beacon Academy⟫
A school that has and will never blow up in 2 more volumes, whatever that means. As the several ships dock at the entrance to the magical school... As soon as their doors open, a blonde haired boy we haven't met yet comes rushing out of the airship... quickly begins throwing up in a trash can- Goddammit! Why does every story I narrate have someone with motion sickness!? Anyway...
After that, several other students, some we will meet later, walk out of the ships and start making their way down the paved path of the schoolyard... although two very distinct characters stop in their tracks, staring at the school with a mass of awe in their eyes, the only thing they're able to say being...
🌹Woah...❤️🔥
The two girls said in a mass of awe as they stared out at the massive and somewhat beautiful castle infont of them.
Blondy: "The view from Vale's cool and all, but it's got nothing on this. Legit Front row seats!"
The first said with a smirk, as she turned towards her companion... only to see that she was no longer looking at the academy... infact she never was in the first place...
Tiny: "*GASP* OhMyGosh! Sis! That kid's got a collapsible staff! And she's got a Fire Sword! *SECOND GASP!* A grenade launcher hammer Combo! And- And-!"
The tiny girl began, shocking the blonde girl as the tiny black and red haired girl began to slowly radiate Rose Petals, causing the taller girl's eyes to widen.
🌹*FWOO-*🌹
*THUD!!!*
Tiny: "Owowowowo!!!"
Suddenly, the girl launched forwards in a mass of rose petals like a bullet, only to suddenly stop not even getting 2 feet away as the taller girl had grabbed her by the hood of her cape, causing her to fall down onto the ground and onto her butt. The tiny girl the crossed her arms and pouted as she looked back up at the taller blonder girl with annoyed eyes.
Tiny: "What was that for?"
Blondy: "Hey, I'm just looking out for ya. Don't wanna repeat your first day at Signal, right?"
The tiny girl's eyes widened as a flashback began playing in her head along with the sound of something exploding, causing the girl to quickly calm down, as she slowly got to her feet, dusting her skirt off.
Tiny: "Y-Yeah... that would be seriously embarrassing..."
Blondy: "Either way, they're just weapons."
Tiny: "J-Just Weapons!? They're way more than that! The gears and tools that go into making them! The mechanisms used to transform them! The Way they handle dust and how they can be fine tuned to work perfectly with someone's semblance! HOW MOST OF THEM LOOK!"
Blondy: "Even Davey's?"
The taller girl replied with a smug smile causing the shorter one to suddenly appear in her face pointing a finger.
Tiny: "MOST! OF THEM!"
The tiny girl then slid back down away from the taller girl as she began hugging an odd red and black gun like device in her arms.
Tny: "Every part of a weapon gives it personality and charm! When you build a weapon, simple or complex, it's like your child!"
Blondy: "Please don't start talking to Crescent Rose like it's alive again, we broke that habit."
Tiny: "Don't worry, I totally won't."
The girl said resting her weapon on her shoulder before she turned and whispered to Crescent Rose.
Tiny: "Sssshhh. Don't listen to her, she's crazy."
The tiny girl then gave her weapon an equally tiny kiss, before looking back at the taller girl to see the blonde girl glaring at her with her arms crossed.
Tiny: "hehehehehe..."
The tiny girl laughed awkwardly, before the blinde girl grabbed her hood and pulled it over her head.
Blondy: "*Sigh* Ok! How about you go and make some new friends, Before you actually go insane, alright? Humans need to socialize to, y'know, exist?"
The tiny girl took her hood off of her head before looking up at the taller girl with large cute eyes as she pushed her fingers together.
Tiny: "But... why would I need to socialize with new people... if I have you?"
The taller girl struggled against this offense, the cuteness of the shorter girl almost cutting her arm off, but... after quickly remembering back to a few years where a tinier version of the tiny girl was seen quite literally hanging onto her everywhere she went... the blonde girl quickly steeled her nerves as she noticed a group of people rushing out of the bullhead together talking amongst themselves, causing the tall girl to smile as an idea came to mind.
Blondy: "Wwwweeeeeeelllllll...."
The blonde began as she held out her arm, suddenly latching onto one of the people in the group as she was quickly dragged away by the rushing group of fellow students.
Blondy: "ActuallyMyFriendsAreHere! GottaGo! CatchUpWithYouLater! Kay!Seeya!Bye!"
*VVVRRROOOOOOOMMM!!!*
Tiny: "WAAAAHHHH!!??!?!"
The Tiny girl spun around, quickly leaving her dizzy as her blonde sister rushed off with a mass of speed, leaving the black haired girl all on her own...
........
"Phew! That was close... I almost fell for THE LOOK again..."
The long blonde haired girl said to herself, now alone as she began wandering around the campus, a bit of a worried aura around herself. Only to slap herself on the face as she grew a smile.
Blondy: "Cheer up! Things have changed! Things won't go horribly wrong, Ruby was just a little kid back then. Besides, What are the chances that she blows herself and another student up on the first day agai-"
*BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!*
A distant explosion was heard, causing the blonde girl to quickly freeze in place as her eye twitched for a second before she began walking again, if not a bit quickly now.
Blonde: "Nopenopenopenope. Wasn't her. That was just a coincidence!"
The blonde haired girl lied to herself as she continued walking through the empty part of Campus...
https://youtu.be/k_36s3B4kKY
The girl walked past something bright crimson and gold in the background... only to quickly stop for a moment and go into reverse, walking backwards as she came face to face with an extremely odd sight... as she saw... what looked like the pitch black butt of a pig... sticking out of a wall... looking closer she saw that the odd pig was halfway stuck in the wall, seemingly crashing into it and getting stuck as the odd pig sat several feet off the ground... The blonde girl stared at the scene with wide eyes full of confusion as she silently walked over to the black pig butt... and poked it... causing an extremely muffled "Weh" to sound as the pig's legs wiggled a little bit, causing The girl's eyes to widen more in shock.
Bondy: "It's alive!?"
The girl questioned to no reply as the odd pig simply sat there stuck in the wall by unknown means... The Blonde girl then looked at the odd pig from all sides, before grabbing it by the legs and slowly pulling the oddly stuck pig back, trying to pull it out of the wall. The Girl was heard struggling for a moment as she used her strength to yank with all her might, trying to pull the pig out of the wall... until.
Blondy: "GGGRRRRR- COME OUTTA THE-"
*POP!*
Blonde: "WAH!!"
Varruim muffled: "WEH!"
The girl managed to pull the pig out of the wall, falling back onto her butt as she did. The girl rubbed her behind for a moment in pain, before looking at the odd pig she had just saved, revealing Varruim lying there, seemingly out of energy as he held two very stretched out white and orange suspenders in his... lack of a mouth...
Blondy: "Hey little guy, what's up with yo-"
The girl began, only to look up, following the stretched suspenders... only to see someone's legs now sticking out of the hole she just pulled Varruim out of, causing her eyes to hollow a bit at the shocking and confusing discovery. After looking at the scene again... she quickly came to the realization that this person had been stuck in the wall somehow, only for this pig to try and help, grabbing the person by the suspenders and trying to drag them out... only to lose too much energy as the suspenders snapped back... dragging and getting the pig stuck in the wall aswell... Without saying anything, the blonde haired girl got back to her feet, walking over to the wall's legs, grabbing them and tightly, and-
*POP!*
Y/n: "*GGGGAAAASSSSPPPP!!!!* FREEDOM!!!!! HAHA! NICE JOB VARR-"
Blondy: "........"
Y/n: "........."
The Blonde girl easily pulled Y/n out of the wall, causing him to throw hands into the air in excitement... only to freeze in place as he and the blonde haired girl came face to face with Yang, the two blondes staring at eachother in a mass of awkwardness...
Blondy thoughts: "This guy... Have I seen him somewhere before..."
Y/n: "..... You kinda look like me if I was a lady."
Blondy: "Who the heck starts a conversation like that!?"
Y/n: "But with really long hair."
https://youtu.be/Ms6wX51NkZA
Y/n: "WAAAHHHH-WWWHHHHOOOOO!!!!!"
Varruim: "WEHEHEHEHEEH!!!"
The Boy and his odd pig cheered happily as Y/n held Varruim high in the air!
Y/n: "WE MADE IT ON TIME! NICE GOING VARRUIM!!! ALL HAIL THE LORD OF SPEED!!!"
Varruim: "WE-WEH-WEH!"
Blondy: "Hold on... you needed to get to Beacon, but couldn't use a bullhead... so.. You rode that pig here? And beat the bullheads?"
Y/n: "Pretty much! But we kinda... flew..."
Blondy: "Excuse me!?"
Y/n: "Well you see..."
⟪Flash⟫
*VVVVRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!*
Y/n: "DAMMIT! VARRUIM! I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU! WE AREN'T GONNA MAKE IT IN TIME!!!!!!"
Varruim: "WEH! WEHWEHWEH!!!"
Y/n: "YOU HAVE AN IDEA!? QUICK! WHAT IS IT!?"
Varruim: "WEH!"
Y/n: "B-BUT! YOU'RE A PIG! IF YOU DO THAT SO MANY PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO DO SO MANY INSANE HYPOTHETICAL THINGS!"
Varruim: "WEH-WEH-WEH!! WEH! WEH!"
Y/n: "YOU'RE RIGHT! THIS IS THE ONLY WAY!!!! VROOM VROOM VARRUIM!!!"
Varruim: "WWWWWEEEEEEHHHHH!!!"
*FWWWOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!!!!!*
⟪Flash⟫
Y/n: "I hope you've never said "I'll do that when Pigs fly" before."
Blondy: "YOU JUMPED FROM VALE ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE CASYM OF WATER TO BEACON!?!? H-How's that even possible!?"
Y/n: "You know that really tight turn onto Rooster Street?"
Blondy: "HUH!?"
The girl was immensely shocked by Y/n's statements, but the golden wandering helper simply continued.
Y/n: "Anyway, we crashed, I got stuck, Varruim tried to help me but also got stuck, and now we're here!... By the way, I did not make it to the otherside of that wall, this place is fortified as hell."
The blonde girl's eyes were quickly literally spinning as she came face to face with such an odd boy.
Y/n: "What's your name! Please tell me so that I can thank you properly!"
Y/n suddenly said, causing the girl to look at Y/n's hand for a moment, then push all of the insanity aside as she smiled and faced the boy.
❤️🔥The name's Yang❤️🔥
Goldipunzelocks said, holding out the soon to be cut off arm as she turned Y/n's handshake into a fist bump.
Y/n: "Thanks for helping me Yang! I super appreciate it! Man, two people have been helping me today... Today is weird."
Yang Thoughts: "Well there's the pot calling the kettle black.. This guys flies into Beacon's walls on the back of some..."
Yang began in her head before she looked down at Varruim as the pig was seen still lying on the ground out of energy, the girl held her hand on her chin for a moment in thought before she perked up.
Yang: "Boartusk?"
💢*Crack!*💢
💢Y/n: "What was that just now!?"
Yang's eyes widened as a dark and intense aura suddenly appeared aroundY/n in the blink of an eye as he glared at her with a mass of rage in his eyes as her words. Although, Yang being Yang, Goldipunzelocks wasn't phased by this at all, simply placing her fist on her hip as she held her other hand open next to her face to the side.
Yang: "All I said is that your little Flying Pig thing kinda looks like a Boartusk."
💢Y/n: "HE IS NOT A BOARTUSK! He doens't even look like a Grimm! Boartusks are Furry! Varruim is sleek! Boartusks have 4 eyes! Varruim doesn't have any! Infact! He's blind and sees through some complex thing using the vibration of even the slightest molecules at an extremely far distance! AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST!!!"
Y/n began yelling as he actually pulled a picture of a Boartusk out of his pocket.
💢Y/n: "BOARTUSKS HAVE FANGS AND TUSKS!!!!"
Y/n then grabbed Varruim and held the tired little piggo up towards Yang's face.
💢Y/n: "LOOK AT MY BABY BOI! Not only does he lack the Iconic Bone armor and markings of a Grimm. BUT! He lacks the Fangs of a Boartusk! AND HIS ACTUAL TUSKS ARE 100 TIMES SHORTER AND THAN AN ACTUAL BOARTUSKS!!!!"
Y/n then placed Varruim back down on the ground and crossed his arms, turning his head away from Yang as he did.
Y/n: "HMPH! You wouldn't look at Crow over there that's been following me for the past few days and call it a Nevermore just because it's as big as a Raven and bizarrely smarter than most Crows!"
Y/n said nonchalantly pointing as a Crow that was seen perched on a building nearby, causing it to perk up in shock before quickly flying away with a mass of speed.
Yang: "I think that was just a Raven actually."
Y/n: "No, just a really Big Crow, the beak wasn't curved enough, the bristles at the base of the beak weren't as big and the throat feathers were quite neat instead of being shaggy."
Y/n informed, causing Yang to quickly double back onto the points he had made before about Boartusks VS Varruim... only to perk up a bit as she looked at the picture of the grimm and then back at Varruim.
Yang: "Huh... yeah, you're right. He does look nothing like a Boartusk... I guess the armor and the black skin combo are just really convincing. Sorry about that little guy."
Tried Varruim: "Weh..."
Yang said, petting the odd pig, causing Y/n's eyes to grow wide with sparkles. Suddenly, Y/n grabbed both of Yang's hands, holding them together in between the two, quickly confusing Yang as Y/n stared up at her with a serious.
Y/n: "The Two of us! We're Buddies Now!"
Yang: "... Huh?"
Y/n: "OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE I'VE MET! All of those who have Insulted Varruim so mercilessly! But You! You're the first one to ever apologize...."
Y/n began as he lowered his head, only to quickly lift it back up, revealing a massive goofy smile on his face along with his eyes being replaced with massive stars.
🤩Y/n: "THE TWO OF US! WE'RE GONNA BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS FROM NOW ON! IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU NEED HELP ON THEN JUST CALL ON ME! I! Y/N OMEGA! THE GREAT GOLDEN WANDERING HELPER WILL BE THERE TO HELP YOU WHENEVER YOU NEED IT MY GREAT EQUALLY GOLDEN FRIEND!"
Yang was silent for a moment, simply standing there seemingly shocked by the strang boy's sudden change in demeanor, until, She suddenly smiled and wrapped her arm around Y/n shoulder.
Yang: "Alright! Sounds like fun! The two of us are buddies from now on! Besides, us blondies gotta stick together."
Yang thoughts: "Sides, it would be pretty hypocritical of me to tell Ruby to meet new people and make some friends if I didn't do the same."
Y/n's eyes sparkled at these words as he threw his arms into the air.
Y/n: "Alright!!! But first... You should really go to Orientation before you miss everything."
Yang: "Crap! Right, I almost forgot about that. Where is it again?"
Y/n: "The Auditorium Building."
Yang: ".... Where is that again?"
Y/n's smile grew at this as he placed his hands on both of Yang's shoulders.
Y/n: "I'LL BE HAPPY TO HELP SHOW YOU!"
Y/n quickly picked up Varruim, carrying the pig piggyback style, oddly fitting, with a mass of ease.
Y/n: "FOLLOW ME BEST BUDDY! I'LL LEAD YOU RIGHT WHERE YOU NEED TO GO! I'm going there anyway afterall!"
Yang: "Right! Lead on Wall Boy!"
The two blondes said before they quickly began making their way through the campus, towards where they needed to go.
⟪One Short Walk Later⟫
https://youtu.be/mnAQTP7GUcE
After a short walk through the Campus of the shining castle academy, our blonde bimbo duo arrived at the auditorium where all of the New Students had gathered. The giant Auditorium is filled to the brim with people as Y/n and Yang enter with some soon to be familiar faces among the crowd, many people giving Y/n odd looks as he was still carrying Varruim on his back, but! Our boi was completely unphased by said looks.
Yang: "Man! Just looking at this place from Vale does not do it justice, This place is WAY bigger than I first thought."
Yang said in Awe as she looked around the auditorium, a mass of other people talking filling the air along with her.
Yang: "What do they even use this entire building for?"
Y/n: "Event stuff like this. Sometimes they have those Terminals on the walls up and running so that the Students can go on missions."
Y/n explained, causing Yang to perk up in shock.
Yang: "Wait, have you been here before?"
Y/n: "Yup! Not as a student though. I used to work as a Bullhead Pilot, but that got really boring."
Yang: "You... have a pilot's license?"
Y/n smiled and turned towards Yang, giving her a Peace sign.
Y/n: "I've got every license!"
Yang blinked rapidly at this as the two stood side by side in the auditorium, all the while in the background, another very familiar blonde boy was seen noticing and glaring at Y/n before quickly turning away.
MEANWHILE!
Back at the Auditorium's entrance, Two figures were seen walking into the room, a 3rd Blonde boi! And a tiny black-ish red haired girl were seen walking over to the scene. Yang looked at entrance once again, and quickly perked up as she noticed the tiny girl again.
Yang: "There she is! RUBY! OVER HERE! I SAVED YOU A SPOT!"
Yang yelled, waving over to the tiny girl, causing her to perk up as she turned towards Rex's favorite male character.
Tiny: "Oh! Hey, I-I gotta go! I'll see you after the ceremony!"
The tiny girl says before she quickly rushes off into the crowd, leaving the boy alone as he extended his hand after her.
Best boi: "Hey, wait!"
But as he did, she was already beyond gone, causing the boy's arms to slump as his sides.
Best Boi: "*Sigh* Great! Where am I supposed to find another nice, quirky girl to talk to!?"
"Your show of "confidence" wasn't all that inspiring. Maybe taking my advice next time would be the cause of better results."
An odd new voice spoke as a Semi translucent figure appeared at the best boi's side, causing the boi to simply point at the figure with a small glare.
Best Boi: "Hey! Not today, alright? And no "I told you so"s either."
"As you wish."
The figure replied before quickly fading away from Jaune's vision as he marched deeper into the Auditorium on his own. All the while, a familiar Red headed girl watched the boy with an eyebrow raised.
Back at the plot.
The tiny girl is seen joining Yang and Y/n as she stands there with her arms crossed.
Yang: "How's your first day going, little sister?"
Tiny: "You mean since you ditched me for... this guy! And his pig? Who are you?"
Y/n: "A Golden Wandering Helper, And this is my Buddy Varruim."
Piggyback Varruim: "Weh."
Tiny: "Wait! We could've brought pets!?"
Y/n is silent for a moment before he and Varruim look at eachother befor elooking back at the tiny girl.
Y/n: "Varruim isn't a pet. He's my best friend... also, he's a special case."
Varruim: "We-weh!"
Varruim said as he produced a Beacon ID Card from his pitch black body before absorbing it back into his body, Much to the tiny girl's shock. But before the tiny girl could question more, Yang quickly stepped in.
Yang: "Anyway! Ruby, this is my new friend, Y/n! And his Pig Varruim!"
Y/n: "She pulled us out of a wall."
Yang: "and Y/n."
🌹This is Ruby! My little sister I told you about!🌹
Ruby: "Uh... Hi."
Y/n: "Hey. Don't mind me, I'm just here."
Ruby: "Alright. ANYWAY!"
Ruby said, quickly turning and glaring at Yang again.
Ruby: "After you ditched me and then I Exploded!... AGAIN!"
Yang: "Yikes! Meltdown already?"
Ruby: "No! I literally exploded a hole in the front of the school!... Again! There was some fire... and I think some ice...?"
Yang smiled immensely awkwardly as a bead of sweat went down her face.
Yang: "Please tell me you're being sarcastic."
Ruby: "I wish! I tripped over some crabby girl's luggage, and then she yelled at me, and then I sneezed, and then I EXPLODED, and then she yelled at me again! And it was just like Signal all over again but worse! And-"
❄️YOU!!!!❄️
Ruby: "AAAHHH!!"
Suddenly a new voice spoke up as Ruby quickly jumped into Yang's arms.
Ruby: "OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!"
Suddenly, an extremely fancy girl in white with equally white hair was seen marching onto the scene angrily.
White Snow: "You're lucky we weren't blown off the side of the cliff!"
Yang: "*Sigh* You really did explode again..."
White Snow: "Excuse me? AGAIN?"
Ruby: "THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"
Ruby said before she climbed out of Yang's arms before facing White Snow again.
Ruby: "It was an accide-"
Ruby was going to say, when suddenly she was cut off as the princess suddenly held a pamphlet infront of Tiny Red Riding Hood's face.
Ruby: "Was dis?"
White Snow: "The Schnee dust company is not responsible for any injuries or damages sustained while operating a Schnee Dust Company Product. Although not mandatory, the Schnee Family highly encourages their customers to read and familiarize themselves with this easy to follow guide to dust application and practices in the field."
The girl said extremely fast and in a single take as if she had rehearsed it several times over. Much to the confusion of Ruby and Yang.
White Snow: "You really wanna start making things up to me?"
Ruby: "Absolutely."
White Snow: "Read this, and don't ever. Speak. To. Me. aga-"
*Snatch!*
White Snow: "HEY!"
*NOM-NOM-NOM!!*
*BURP!!*
🤭Varruim: "Weh!"
😐White Snow: "......."
Suddenly, as the princess was talking, Varruim jumped up, snatching the Pamphlet out of her hands and quickly sucking it into his mouthless amorphous body, before letting out a cute little burp sound... causing everyone to go silent as White Snow simply blinked at the tiny pig rapidly...
White Snow: "Wha!? P-Pig!? What is a dirty, filthy, barnhouse pig doing here!?"
😠Varruim: "Weh!"
Y/n: "Oi! Bad Boy! What have I told you about eating other people's stuff?"
😔Varruim: "Weh...."
Y/n then picked up Varruim like he was a Cat, hugging the large pig to his chest.
Y/n: "Sorry about that! When Varruim runs alot he gets really hungry, and Paper just smells really good I guess? He's done this a few times..."
White Snow: "That's not the problem! The problem is that, that... THING is here in the first place! Who in their right mind would bring, much less allow, such a dirty thing on campus!?"
Y/n: "... The Headmaster."
White Snow: "Huh?"
Varruim: "Weh!"
The princess was immensely confused until Varruim produced a Beacon ID card form his body, confusing the girl even more.
White Snow: "Well!... I!... uh..."
The girl stumbled on her words for a moment before she perked up and pointed at Y/n ace attorney style.
White Snow: "The problem is that Weird Pig thing almost touched me! Do you have any idea who I am?"
Y/n: "...... No... this is the first time we've met..."
The girl was stun locked by this as Y/n simply stared at her with a blank expression, but the girl quickly broke the stun as she glared once again.
❄️I am Weiss Schnee! Heiress of the Schnee Dust Company! That Ringing any Bells?❄️
The girl introduced herself as Y/n put a finger to his chin for a moment... before slamming his palm into his hand.
Y/n: "Nope. Not a single one."
*GLASH!*
Weiss: "GAHA!"
A
metaphorical arrow stabbed through Weiss's chest at Y/n words, as Ruby was seen trying to hold back her laughter in the background.
Y/n: "Oh! And if you're worried about Varruim getting your dress dirty! Don't! Despite being all black, he's super clean! I give him a bath every week. On Sundays, cause it's always sunny on sundays. Unless it's raining, then Varruim has a shower!"
Weiss was, once again, stunlocked by the boy's words as he smiled at her. The girl then took a deep breath before pointing at Y/n's face.
Weiss: "You."
Weiss then pointed at Ruby.
Weiss: "And you. Both of you, stay away and ever talk to me again."
The girl said harshly, causing Yang to suddenly step in.
Yang: "Ok! Hold it. So, sounds like you all just got off on the wrong foot. Why don't you start over and try to be friends, ok?"
Ruby: "Yeah! Great idea, sis!"
Ruby then cleared her throat and held out her hand towards Weiss.
Ruby: "Hello, Wieiss! I'm Ruby! Wanna hang out? We can go shopping for school supplies."
Weiss: "Yeah! And we can paint our nails and try on clothes and talk about boys like the bumpkin blonde bimbo over there and his weird black pig!"
Ruby: "Wow, really?!"
Weiss: "No."
Weiss said harshly once again as Ruby looked a bit devastated, Yang glared a bit, and Y/n just looked confused.
https://youtu.be/ha79gs1I2-E
Suddenly, the lights began to go out in the auditorium, causing everyone to go quiet as footsteps were heard, when suddenly a spotlight shined down from above, revealing a man everyone is more or less familiar with, despite his role in all of the different versions of this story, a man Rex somewhat like, despite considering him wasted potential to the overall narrative...
🔳Ozpin🔳
[
Who's backstory Rex thinks is a major contributor to the ruination of RWBY as a whole, but that's less important.]
The headmaster of the academy walked out onto the stage before all of his students, a divine aura around the man as he looked around at everyone, a mass of reactions hidden under his stone cold gaze.
Ozpin: "I'll... Keep this brief."
The man began.
Ozpin: "All of you have traveled here today, from near and far, And For what reason? Money? Knowledge? Recognitions and Fame? To go on a wondrous adventure? To protect others? To be a symbol or even heroes?... A question like that... it would be insulting to you to generalize such a thing. All that matters now, is that you are here. I will not sugar coat things. To some, the studies here may be simple. To others, this academy may become the embodiment of hell itself. But, that is what Hunters of Beacon must endure to truly earn that title. Whether you are up to the task or not, is up to you alone, if you decide you are not strong enough, or worthy enough to withstand the trials ahead of you, then you can simply leave whenever you wish... but to those who choose to endure, to become worthy enough to draw the sword from the stone and proclaim yourself ruler."
Ozpin paused for a moment, closing his eyes before a small smile came to his face as he held out his arms.
Ozpin: "Understand this. As of this moment, you are untempered steel entering the forge. First you must be melted down, formed, cooled and then once you've taken shape, the impurities must be beaten away before the process begins again... and once that is all said and done, you will finally be sharpened and proclaimed a True Blade Worthy to be wielded by the title you now Chase, Hunter."
Ozpin said, causing a mass of mixed emotions from the speech as he began to leave as the lights in the auditorium slowly came back on, as a new, equally well known figure walked onto the stage, although she is well known for a MUCH different reason than Ozpin, like Blake's mom.
🪄Glynda Goodwitch🪄
T
he lady then walked out onto the stage replacing the headmaster as the students talked amongst themselves once again.
Glynda: "You will gather in the ballroom tonight, tomorrow, your initiation begins. Be ready. You are dismissed."
The woman said as she began leaving, as the students slowly began exiting the auditorium together.
Yang: "... That... was a speech..."
Ruby: "Untempered steel..."
Ruby said to herself in awe, before she clenched her hands and smiled.
Yang: "Yeah, I don't get it... You have any idea Y/n?.... Y/n?"
Yang asked only to look around and see that Y/n and Varruim were both long gone.
⟪One Timeskip Later⟫
https://youtu.be/E9Zsg5tXE-Y
The sun had fully set outside as the shattered moon sat in the sky with the stars... but as night fell and the new students got themselves settled in the ballroom, a character that we haven't directly followed much is seen walking down the halls with an exhausted expression on his face... not being followed by his little pig friend.
Y/n: "Hhhaaaa... Man... that lady can seriously be super scary sometimes... I thought she was gonna set me on fire..."
Y/n said to himself as he marched through the hallways of the academy, making his way towards the ballroom on his own, his arms laying limp at his side.
Y/n: "Alright, just gotta get some sleep... then do the initiation in the morning... can't be that hard, right? Right!"
Y/n said to himself as he continued making his way towards the ballroom, walking past a familiar figure as they leaded up against the wall with their arms crossed.
Gaal: "Nice night, isn't it?"
Y/n: "It's ok I guess..."
Y/n simply said as he continued walking past... only to freeze for a moment as he just noticed who he walked past... only to try and start walking again.
Gaal: "HEY! Don't just keep walking after you realize who you're talking to!"
Y/n let out a heavy sigh at this as he turned around and came face to face with Gaal once again, although now the police prodigy was wearing a simple shirt and sweatpants as pajamas.
Y/n: "Hey Savor Braat... What's up? How are your injuries doing?"
Gaal: "They more or less all healed by now, thanks to my Aura. BUT! That's not the point of us talking right now. Grimm Tamer."
💢Y/n: "For the last time-"
Gaal: "You know, after the incident with the beowolves, I got thinking to myself... A guy with a weird boartusk comes into town, and immediately after a horde of Grimm lead by an Unkown show up right after."
Y/n: "... What are you saying?"
Gaal: "What I'm saying is. I think you're pretty suspicious, Grimm Tamer."
Y/n: "Huh!?"
Gaal: "First, you've got that super weird looking Boartusk, then the grimm attack, now you're a Beacon and you disappear during the middle of the ceremony, and right after you come back, without your little grimm buddy, talking about some "Scary Fire Lady"."
Gaal spelled everything out... but Y/n simply looked at him with the same exhausted expression... but inside...
Y/n thoughts: "CRAP! DID HE FIGURE ME OUT!? I THOUGHT I WAS SNEAKY!"
Gaal: "I don't know exactly what you're up to Grimm Boy... but I do know this! Whatever it is! I'm gonna stop you!... AS SOON AS I HAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCE AND PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY TO ARREST YOU! Can't just go around locking people up because they look suspicious now."
Y/n: "I... appreciate your morals? But I honestly don't have anything to hide... really."
Gaal: "Hmph! Say what you want, but I'm gonna find you out! Like it or not!"
Gaal said before he marched off into the ballroom leaving Y/n on his own again as he let out a heavy sigh.
Y/n: "I've gotta be more careful... if someone finds out she's definitely gonna crush me with something..."
Y/n said before he began walking off towards the ballroom himself with yawning loudly as he did.
EPISODE 1 IS OVER BABY!
And for once I've done a full chapter without any action in it... which is weirdly shocking to me...
And With that! Next episode will be!
THE INITIATION!
Everyone's Favorite Episode of RWBY to write fanfic for! That! And maybe the Robot fight and train fight! Personally I am mega excited for those.
ANYWAYS!!!
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