Our first official published fluff because the other one takes too long to get out right now.

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Author's POV

Tabi had always been a cat person since he was younger. He loved the overall attitude of the creatures, and admired their nonchalant nature the most.

He wasn't necessarily the 'crazy cat person' of his neighborhood, but he did have a fair amount of cats in his small home. He lived with his partner, y/n, and they didn't mind the cats one bit.

Keep in mind, he has about eight cats, not counting kittens by litter. There were four cat families, and two out of the four had about three kittens each.
So for us who are bad at math he has 14 cats in total.

Four families
-two in each

Two with litter
-three cats each

Fourteen cats.

Mishka being the oldest cat. She is 12 in cat years and she doesn't like people. Ironically, shes a Tabi cat. She spends her time under Tabi's shoulder and occasionally y/n's when Tabi is gone. Most likely when Tabi is around, y/n will get nipped at by the feline. They're quite used to it by now and have no problem giving her the space she demands.
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Then, you have Mishka's husband, Kin. He's 11 and a calico cat. He is the polar opposite of Mishka. He loves attention and cries unnecessarily loud when he is left behind a completely opaque item and he can't see anyone taller than it. "Hello?" His favorite word, even if the house is empty. Mishka is the one who makes him stop crying. Really, he's just scared of her because she used to swing at him when he wouldn't stop crying, which prompted him to go hide in his fort and cry more.

Our third cat, and head of the second family, is Venom. He's an all black cat and is 10 years old. He is obese. Nothing special about it, he's just chunky. He is the druggie, always stealing catnip and or food from other people and cats. He loves sleeping and he is sooooo protective of his babies. He is always by their side and is somehow smart enough to eat the catnip somewhere else while watching his kittens.
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His wife, and our fourth cat, is Lucky. Shes a white cat with four gret spots on her body. One on her head, her left paw, her butt right above her tail and another on her neck. Shes 8 and a half. She's the antisocial cat as well but she's just an introverted cat. How she bore children? She likes to fight cats so if she wants something, she always gets it before anyone else. Even Mishka.

The fifth cat is Bean. He looks like a tiger and he's 9 years old and he's an all grey cat and he LOVES attention. He is such a drama queen and will make his presence known and not do anything when he has all the attention. Him and Kin are best friend's when Tabi leaves. He's also scared of Ruv because he has big feet.
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Our sixth one is Coffee. She likes to stay up all night, unironically. She's a brown Tabi and she's 7 years old. Coffee is very much a brat. She will fight with other cats and will sneer at you, not because she has to, but because she hates being told what to do, and she'll walk off. You just told her to sit down. Like a human, she knows how to cover herself when it comes down to it. Her and her boyfriend, Bean, are together known as coffee bean.

Eden is the seventh cat. She's an all white cat and shes 7 and 1/2. She's the definition of snooty and proud. She gets her food first all the time. Even before Mishka! She has Heterochromia, for those who dont know, one of her eyes are green while the other is blue. She has the most toys out of all the cats but she really only shares with Bean or her boyfriend. Table food is her number one comfort. Especially pumpkin.
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Speaking of pumpkin, this takes us to our next cat, Pumpkin. He eats candy wrappers and hes 8. He's nowhere to be found but he likes to sit in front of the TV like he knows whats going on. This cat is literally a living meme. You ask him something, he doesn't act like most cats and just sniff the mic, he'll meow and stand on his hind legs with his front paw together. He hates walking on glass tables because once he fell off, thinking he was on the ground the whole time. Update, he was not.

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