I'm just gonna call these 4 the mauraders (yes that was a Harry Potter reference)

Clara: whatcha got there?

William and hen (in a Bunny and bear pajamas, surrounded by animals and holding a smoothie): *in unison* a smoothie
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*when faced with something dangerous*

Olivia: QUICK THROW HENRY AT IT!

Hen: WAIT WHAT!? *gets thrown* AHH

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*Henry falls out of a tree and gets knocked out*

Will: *sobs* NO HES DEAD!

Olivia: heheh let's poke him with a stick

Clara: Whos gonna tell his mom?

Will: *stops crying* Not it!

Olivia: NOPE!

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illiam:Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Olivia: What?

William: That you're a child.

Olivia: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Clara: Shit.

Olivia: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

William: OH MY GOD HENRY FELL OFF!!!

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Clara: Dammit, Olivia!

Olivia: What?! It wasn’t me!

Clara: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, William!

William: Not me either.

Clara: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Henry: *whistles*

Clara: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? (I used a prompt generator for this what the fuck is that)

Henry: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

William: I personally was created in a lab.

Olivia: I just straight up spawned lol.

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William: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Henry: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Olivia: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Will: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Clara: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Olivia: Truth or dare?

Will: Dare

Olivia: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Will: Hey Clara

Clara, blushing: Yeah?

Will: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Henry

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livia: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Clara: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

William: I got distracted about halfway through.

Henry: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Olivia: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Henry: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Olivia: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING WILLIAM WITH ME

Will, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Clara: *Screams*

Olivia: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Hen: Should we do something?

Will: No, I want to see who wins.

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Clara, banging on the door: Henry! Open up!

Henry: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Olivia: No, she meant-

Will: Let him finish.

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Henry: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Clara: Put spaghetti in it.

Henry: I'm currently taking suggestions
from literally anyone but you.

William: Put spaghetti in it.

Henry: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Olivia: Put spaghetti in it.

Henry: I'm no longer taking suggestions

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The muaraders in a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]

Clara: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake

Henry: You're in a prison cell :)

William: You did great. Well, I got a 10-

Henry: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3

Olivia: I got a 1!
Henry: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

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ill: Why are your tongues purple?

Clara: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Olivia: I had a red one.

Will: oh

Will:

Will: OH

Henry:

Henry: You drank each other's slushies?

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Clara: Why is Henry so sad?

William: he took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Clara: And...?

Henry: I got Olivia.

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Clara: I think Henry was right.

Oliva: I'm surprised he hasnt marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

William: he wouldn't do that.

Hen: You're right, William. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Hen: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Henry Told You So' on the back*

And now I'm going to bed comment if you want more of these 4 being idiots