Using a CPR dummy

CPR Trainer: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Morgan : No, Rose. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.

Rose: No, that’s not part of it.

Morgan: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Andy: I would want to live with no legs.

Jason: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Andy. You don’t do anything.

Rose: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him. Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute .

Morgan: okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?

Mike: How’s that gonna help you?

Morgan: I will divide and then count to it.

Mike: Right.

Rose: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

Morgan: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. [clears throat, begins to sing] First I was afraid, I was petrified.

Rose: No, it’s–Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.

Morgan: Okay, I got it.

Anne: [to CPR Trainer] You were in the parking lot earlier. That’s how I know you.

Jason: Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive [Andy joins in] Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.

Jason: Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah…

Andy: Oh you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk. Music loud, women warm, been kicked around since I was born. Oh, it’s alright, it’s okay, [Morgan and Mike join in] you can look the other way. Loo do do!

CPR trainer: Okay!

Andy: Da, da, da, da, da, da, da

CPR trainer: Okay!

Everyone: [muttering] Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.

Sabrina starts dancing

Hen: (done with everyone's shit) Yeah, okay. You didn’t maintain 100 beats per minute, and the ambulance didn’t arrive because nobody called 911. So you lost him.

Hen: So, he’s dead. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Sabrina?

Sabrina: I have no idea.

Hen: Anyone else?

Jason: We bury him?

Hen: Wrong. Ehh. Check for an organ donor card. If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest.

Andy: He has no wallet, I checked.

Jason: of course u checked cus ur a fucking thief

Andy: YOUR STILL PISSED ABOUT THE SANDWITCH?

Mike: He is an organ donor.

Hen: He is.

Mike: Yeah.

Hen: Get me some ice and a styrofoam bucket.

He pulls out knife from his pocket

Hen: Here we go.

Angela: Oh my God! Mr Emily!

Stephanie: Mr Emily!

Angela: What are you– [people are yelling] What are you doing?

Hen: We search for the organs. Where’s the heart? The precious heart.

Anne: I’m not feeling well. I need to sit down.

Mike: Hey, Anne.

Morgan: Anne.

Michael: Are you okay?

Angela: Oh my God! [Andy has cut the face off the CPR dummy and put it over his own]

Stanley: Oh my God!

Sabrina: Andy!

Andy: Clarice?

Stanley: Oh my God!

Jason: *turns around and sees Andy* *screams* YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY SOUL TODAY DEMON

Jason kicks him in the nuts

Later

Management: Could you tell me why you had to cut the face off the dummy?

Andy: I didn’t think it was very realistic in the movie and it turns out, it’s pretty realistic.

Management: We had to pay for it. Cost us thirty five hundred dollars.

Henry: Five thousand three hundred dollars for a dummy?

Andy: Wow.

Henry: Okay, look. Gentlemen, this is why we have training. We start with the dummy, and we learn from our mistakes. And now Andy knows not to cut the face off of a real person.

Andy is trying to cut the face off a bobblehead

Henry: *concerned* never mind he needs more training!

Andy: still not as bad as the fire protocol training.

I got this from the office

Tho I added some bits in ( the part about Jason kicking Andy, the sandwich theif comment and that last part about Andy cutting the bobblehead)

also the only actual employees I'll focus on and will draw are Mike (of course) Morgan, Jason, Andy and Sabrina (and maybe Anne)

And to anyone that's read fnaf silver eyes yes this is the same Jason just grown up.

Also do you guys wanna see what happened at the fire protocol? It's also from the office buts it funny as fuck