Spring, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Shadow, not looking up from their book: Really? Glitch, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

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Shadow: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Glitch a little bit.

Spring, holding Shadow's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Shadow: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Spring: My mistake.

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Shadow: What are you writing?

Spring: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Glitch, looking over Spring's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

Glitch: hmm very fancy calligraphy might I add

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Spring: How did you even get in here?

Shadow: Glitch's vent! Or, as I like to call it, "Shadow's door"!

Glitch: I’m closing the vent.

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Spring: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses...

Glitch: Hey, what’s up with Spring?

Spring: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty… their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew… this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they’ve wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged.

Shadow: ...she made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when she came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so she was sad and made more rock towers.

Shadow, to Spring: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist!

Spring: SHUT THE HELL UP, Shadow! I’M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!

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Glitch: Spring, gather the others. We need to have another Shadow-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

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And this last one with Past Glitch and Shadow

Fredbear: Do you want to know your gay name?

Springy (Glitch): My... my gay name?

Fredbear: Yeah, it's your first name-

Springy (Glitch): Haha. Very funny Fredbear-

Fredbear: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Springy (Glitch): Oh- oh my god.