yes ik flowerhusbands didn't really happen in afterlife but...... i say really bc of those small flirty moments with the two... also

scott = vampire

jimmy = cat

sausage = half- wither?

fwip = inching/a Smurf

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*this one goes from kinda jimmy's pov to jimmy's pov*

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I know it's bad to have a crush on the evil vampire but i can't help it, i can't help it because i rembers, i rembers those late nights watching the stars with himself and his husband, i remember... i remember the war... i remember watching his petal at his grave crying... i remembered it all... i-i wanted it back, i wanted his husband back b-but Scott didn't rember 3rd life... he rembered last life and he knew that 3rd life happend and he was apart of it but he doesn't know what happened... so he stalked from afar behind a tree but one day Scott saw me.. So i started climbing and got on a tree branch and hid but Scott came to check out what he just saw... "hmm i swear i saw something" Scott said looking around then jimmy started to slip so made his legs hang on the tree branch and was hanging upside down "Hi Scott!" I said hanging upside down and he screamed and jumped forwards and fell in mud "d-did i just scared you!?" I said in surprise "I-I didn't see you there" Scott said looking at me now I couldn't help but giggle at the very muddy Scott "Shut up, it's not funny" Scott said glaring at me but i couldn't stop it was just so funny seeing the evil vampire covered in mud "what are you doing in the tree anyways?" Scott said while get up out of the mud "i- o-h, well I figured since you always visit me at mine i should probably visit yours since i have't seen it yet and then i got descrated..." I said (I totally wasn't actually stalking u No no no i wouldn't do that...)  "... Jimmy i can tell you're lying to me" Scott said "what, w-hy would i lieee" I said nervosly (dang hes on to me....)  "I don't know why you would lie but i can tell you're lying, but" Scott said and then truned around "It is a good idea to give you a tour so cmon i'll show you around my place... after i change out of these muddy clothes because i'm not going to stay this muddy" Scott said "Ok, i'll wait for you outside your house because no spoilers!" I said happily because Scott droped me lying... *5 mins later sausage and fwip showed up* "Jimmy? what are you doing at Scotts?" fwip asked "Oh, Scott was about to give me a tour of his place" I said  "Oh, hm can we join?" sausage asked "If Scotts is fine with it then yeah" I replied "wait, where is Scott?" Fwip asked "oh, hes changing his clothes because he fell in some mud..." I said and started giggling again "It was so  funny!" i said full on laughing now "I thought Scott was very careful around mud!" Fwip said "Scotts going to kill you if he finds out your laughing at him.." Sausage said "really? he didn't kill me earlier when he got muddy~" I said still laughing a bit "wait, Really!?" sausage said "uh huh, and i'm the reason he got muddy in the first place!" I said "AND HE DIDN'T KILL YOU!?" Sausage yelled "yeah~" I said "how were you the reason tho?" fwip asked "Oh i was behied a tree over there *points to some trees* and scott kinda saw me then i climbed the tree but scott came over there yknow and i started to slip from the tree and somehow caught myslef but causing me to go upside down behid Scott so I just said 'Hi Scott!' and he jumped meaning i scared him and he screamed... but he sliped and fell into the mud face first..." I exsplained "YOU SCARED SCOTT!?" sausage yelled "Yup~" I said and then Scott came out with fresh clothes and wet hair "When did you two get here?" Scott asked "they got here about 10ish mintues ago" I stated "so you weren't lying when you said you scared Scott and then fell in mud" fwip said "why in the world would i lie about that?" I asked "you told them about that..." Scott said "well they asked so i told them" I said "rude" Scott said "I'm very srupired that you didn't kill jimmy Scott, why?" Sausage said/asked "I- well he didn't mean to somehow scare me..." Scott said "Oh looks like Scotts a  Simp for Jimmy now." Fwip said and Scotts face went a bit red when he said that "N-No I'm not" Scott shouted "sure your not~" Fwip said "*Le gasp* Scott why didn't you tell me you like jimmy~" Sausage tesesed "D-do you actually like me?" I asked and he got reder "N-No w-why W-would I L-like y-you" Scott Yelled "I don't believe that..." I said "....*Le sigh*maybe just a bit" Scott mubbled "i heard that, hottie~" I said then walked into Scotts house ready for a tour... Then i heard a sausage fangirl scream and turned my head back towards them "Omg Scott he just called you hottie" Sausage said "y-yeah i- i h-heard" Scott said this as red as a tomato... "um Lets d-do the tour now" Scott said walking inside while the two followed...

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I made most of this at school lol!

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