AEW: Road Rager!
Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston, Sami Callihan, Michelle Shaw & Chris Johnson were all inside the cabin because there was a huge thunder storm happening outside.
The dogs were sleeping on a carpet in front of the fireplace to keep warm as Michelle & Jon were getting the whiskey and glasses in the kitchen.
Sami & Eddie were checking how bad the storm was by the sliding doors as Chris was giving their special guest a tour of the cabin.
Michelle-''We're sitting in the living room, right?''
Jon-''Yeah.''
Michelle took the glasses & whiskey to the living room and set them down on the coffee table.
Jon walked over to Sami & Eddie.
Jon-''How bad is it?''
Sami-''Pretty bad.''
Eddie-''Well, just because we're stuck inside, don't mean we ain't gonna have fun.''
They chuckled and walked into the living room as Michelle was checking the fire.
Jon-''The fire staying strong, baby?''
Michelle-''Yeah. We'll be able to stay warm.''
Sami-''Awesome.''
Eddie-''Hey, where is Chris and our special guest?''
Then Chris and this man walked into the living room.
Norman Reedus!
Norman-''Beautiful cabin you got here, Mick.''
Michelle-''Thanks, Squirrel.''
Eddie-''Hold on, did you just call him "Squirrel"?''
Michelle-''Yeah.''
Norman-''She calls me that because I'm always catching squirrels in The Walking Dead.''
Eddie-''Oh.''
Norman-''I love it. It's adorable.''
Everyone smiled.
Jon, Michelle & Norman sat down on the long couch as Sami & Eddie sat on the other couch and Chris sat on the recliner and put his feet up.
Chris-''Now this *relaxing sigh* is awesome.''
Everyone smiled.
Sami-''Norman, how are you these days?''
Norman-''I am doing great. Family is doing great. Everyone is happy and healthy. I really can't complain.''
Sami-''Great to hear that, man.''
Everyone smiled as Jon poured the first round.
Eddie-''Hey, the final season of The Walking Dead is coming out soon. You excited about that?''
Norman-''Yeah. I obviously won't give any spoilers away on this show, but I know the fans will love it. You guys will love it. It's gonna be mind-blowing.''
Michelle-''Man, I can't wait to see it. I watched all 10 seasons back to back recently.''
Jon-''She would watch a whole season in 4 days.''
Michelle-''I did! Only because on weekends we gotta do this show.''
Norman-''Awesome.''
Michelle-''And I'm excited to see how everything comes to a head.''
Norman smiled.
Chris-''But this wasn't suppose to be the final season, right?''
Norman-''No, it actually wasn't. There was suppose to be a Season 12, 13, 14 and so on, but everything just came to a halt and we had to end off everything in this final season.''
Michelle-''That had to suck for you and all the other actors and even the writers & producers.''
Norman-''Yeah, it sucked to hear the news of this being the last season. But hey, we had a great run in this series.''
Everyone smiled.
Norman-''It took off like a rocket in 2010 and it's been a great 11 years of an apocalypse!''
Everyone laughed!
Norman-''But there are lots of spin-off shows coming up revolving around The Walking Dead and Fear The Walking Dead. So, the apocalypse will never end.''
Michelle-''Awesome.''
Jon-''Hey, let's have our first round with Norman.''
Norman-''Yeah!''
They all picked up their whiskey glasses.
Michelle-''To Norman Reedus for joining us on the show!''
They raised their glasses.
Everyone-''Cheers!''
They drank their whiskey.
Chris-''So, Norman, what do you think of this All Elite Whiskey show?''
Norman-''I'm jealous that I didn't come up with it first!''
Everyone laughed.
Norman-''Mick, Jon & Eddie....with you three coming up with this show was pure genius!''
Jon, Michelle & Eddie-''Thanks.''
Norman-''Mick called me up one day before the first episode was about to air that night and she said "Norman, you gotta check out this new show that myself, Mox & Kingston started".''
Everyone smiled.
Norman-''She sounded so super excited on the phone, I told her "I will watch it just for you".''
Michelle smiled.
Norman-''I watched the first episode and I've been hooked ever since. It's freaking awesome. There's no other show on TV like this. Really refreshing and enjoyable.''
Michelle-''Thanks, Squirrel.''
Chris-''I agree with you, Norman. I was hooked from the first episode too.''
Eddie-''Chris got so hooked on the show, he's a permanent part of it now.''
Chris-''Damn right!''
Everyone laughed.
Sami-''Norman, you a big wrestling fan?''
Sami poured the next round.
Norman-''Yeah. But I mostly just follow whatever Mick is doing.''
Michelle-''Well, Whiskey is all I'm doing these days.''
Norman-''I've noticed.''
They laughed.
Michelle-''Yeah, my liver won't make it to Christmas this year.''
Everyone laughed!
Eddie-''Well, let's break it down for you all about what happened this past week on AEW: Road Rager!''
They drank their whiskey.
Eddie-''Things kicked off with an awesome Strap Match with Cody beating QT!''
Norman-''So, they whooped each other with a leather strap?''
Sami-''Yeah.''
Norman-''Damn.''
Chris-''Have you ever wanted to whoop someone's ass with a leather strap, Norman?''
Norman-''*Serious expression* No.''
Norman & Chris:
Everyone laughed!
Chris-''Nice one, dude.''
Michelle poured the next round.
Michelle-''I loved how Sammy just threw a steel chair in Spears' face! That was funny.''
Jon-''It was. But it kinda sucked that Inner Circle lost to The Pineapple in that tag match.''
Sami-''Yeah. But it was a pretty cool match though.''
Chris-''Very true.''
They drank their whiskey.
Chris-''I loved the Face To Face that Jericho & MJF had. It was funny!''
Michelle-''Classic Jericho.''
Jon poured the next round.
Norman-''What type of matches do you guys think Jericho has to go through?''
Sami-''It could be anything. But we do know that Jericho will wrestle anyone that MJF puts in front of him in any kind of match in order to get his hands on MJF.''
Norman-''Cool.''
They drank their whiskey.
Norman-''Mox, I saw that Karl challenged you to a match for the IWGP US Championship next week.''
Jon-''I'm surprised he had the balls to do it.''
Everyone laughed.
Jon-''But I will be back next week on AEW, people!''
Everyone chuckled.
Jon-''I will face him next week on Night 1 of Fyter Fest and retain my IWGP US Championship.''
Eddie poured the next round.
Norman-''How long have you had that title now?''
Michelle-''550 days to be exact.''
Men-''Really?!''
Michelle looked at all of them.
Michelle-''What? I keep track of this shit.''
Everyone laughed!
Jon-''Thank you, babygirl.''
Michelle-''No problem.''
Jon kissed Michelle.
Sami-''I can't wait for the Coffin Match next week. We all know some crazy shit is gonna happen just because Darby is in it.''
Chris-''That's true. Darby always wants to outdo his own crazy stunts that he pulls off in the ring. It's awesome.''
Eddie-''It will also be Matt Hardy vs Christian Cage next week.''
Jon-''Finally!''
Everyone chuckled.
Norman-''Damn. Their story goes back over 20 years.''
Sami-''Yeah. It will be an awesome wrestling match for sure.''
They drank their whiskey.
Michelle-''Time for smores!''
Chris-''The fireplace is so far away. I ain't getting off from this chair.''
Everyone chuckled.
Michelle-''No need to get up, Chris. I will warm up marshmallows in the microwave and bring them back here.''
Chris-''You're the best!''
Michelle smiled, stood up and walked around the couch.
Norman-''Is the world spinning too fast yet, Mick?''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Not yet!''
Michelle said as she walked to the kitchen.
Chris-''Watch out for the sliding doors, Mick!!''
Michelle-''Very funny!!''
Michelle shouted from the kitchen and the men burst out laughing!
Norman-''So, when are you guys going to do a Fear Factor thing again?''
Jon-''Soon. It's gonna be so cool.''
Sami-''Joe said we're gonna be doing stunts next time.''
Norman-''Not gonna eat any nasty shit?''
Eddie-''Heaven help us if we do.''
They laughed.
Chris-''You can join us, Norman.''
Norman-''Ok, I'll be there. But I ain't doing any stunts. I'll be there for emotional support. Lord knows y'all are gonna need it.''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Sami-''Man, we really needed you there when we were eating that Fear Factor pizza.''
Everyone laughed.
Jon-''Babygirl?!''
No response.
Chris-''Where is she?''
Norman-''I'll go check. Maybe she needs help with the smores.''
Norman stood up and started walking off.
Eddie-''Watch out for the sliding doors, Norman!''
They laughed.
Chris-''Yeah! They come outta nowhere!''
Everyone laughed.
Norman-''I have fast reflexes!''
Everyone laughed as Norman walked into the kitchen to see Michelle making the smores while talking on the phone.
Michelle-''Yeah, I'll tell him.''
Norman walked up next to Michelle. He took a couple of marshmallows out of the bag and ate them as she smiled at him.
Michelle-''Don't worry, mom. The storm is bad, but we're all safely inside the cabin.''
Norman waved at Michelle.
Michelle-''Norman says "Hello".''
Norman smiled and ate another marshmallow as Jon walked into the kitchen.
Michelle-''Ok. Love you too, Mommy.''
Norman took out two marshmallows and ate one. Then he tossed one at Jon and Jon caught it in his mouth!
Michelle-''Bye.''
Norman & Jon smiled as Michelle ended the call.
Michelle-''You two came to check on me?''
Norman-''Yeah. Thought you walked into a door or got stuck in the floor.''
They burst out laughing!
Michelle-''Oh, Lord. *giggles* I'm doing just fine.''
Norman-''Good.''
Michelle-''Oh, Jon. My parents say "Hello".''
Jon-''How are they doing?''
Michelle-''They're good.''
They smiled.
Jon-''You making the smores?''
Michelle-''Yep.''
Norman-''That's a lot of smores.''
Michelle-''*Smiles* I know.''
Jon-''We better get back to the others.''
Norman-''True. We all know those 3 shouldn't be left unsupervised.''
Michelle & Jon laughed as Norman chuckled.
Chris-''WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS?!''
Then thunder rumbled loudly above the cabin and the lights went out!
Norman-''Oh, shit.''
Jon-''EDDIE, WHAT DID YOU DO?!''
Eddie-''It wasn't me this time! I swear!''
Everyone laughed.
Michelle-''Let's go to the living room.''
Norman-''Hold up.''
Norman took out his phone and used the flashlight as they went back to the living room where the fireplace was the only light.
Chris-''Mox, we know you love your Lights Out matches, but this ain't the time!''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Jon-''Good one, Chris.''
Chris-''I'm here all night, people!''
Everyone laughed.
Eddie-''Oh, man.''
Sami-''Let me pour the next round.''
Sami poured the next round.
Michelle-''I decided to save some time and I made a whole bunch of smores.''
Eddie-''Awesome!''
Jon, Michelle & Norman sat down and Michelle placed the 2 plates of smores on the coffee table. Everyone grabbed a smore and started eating.
Eddie-''What did y'all think of Malakia Black's debut?''
Michelle-''I did not see that coming! My jaw was on the floor and I got chills when I saw him in the ring.''
Jon-''I'm glad Black is with AEW.''
Sami-''I agree. Malakia is All Elite!''
They drank their whiskey.
Chris-''We also finally saw Andrade make his debut by beating Matt Sydal. It was a good match.''
Norman poured the next round.
Sami-''Well, Kenneth & Don's in-ring segment was interrupted by The Dark Order.''
Eddie-''Yep. And a fight broke out quickly between The Elite & Dark Order until Adam Page came out to help.''
Chris-''Then it was Adam & Kenneth face to face.''
Jon-''Until Kenneth ran away.''
Michelle-''That's Kenny The Cat for ya.''
Norman-''I love that you call him Kenny The Cat, Mick.''
Michelle giggled.
Michelle-''Thanks.''
They finished eating their smores and drank their whiskey.
Norman-''One smore is not enough.''
Everyone smiled and grabbed another smore.
Norman-''Eddie, you & Penta vs The Bucks in that Tag Team Street Fight was brutal and fucking awesome.''
Eddie-''Thanks, man. It was a Street Fight, my kind of fight and I loved it too.''
Jon-''I know you two had those titles won, but those damn Good Brothers had to spoil everything like they always do.''
Michelle-''Even Frankie came out to help, but they hit him with the Magic Killer outside the ring.''
Chris-''The match was awesome, despite you two not winning.''
Eddie-''Thanks.''
Sami-''Damn, they put thumbtacks in your mouth and super kicked them out.''
Norman-''That had to hurt like a bitch.''
Eddie-''It did. I had several cuts inside my mouth, but everything is healed up now.''
Michelle-''Glad you're feeling better, Eddie.''
Eddie-''Thanks, sweetheart.''
Everyone smiled and finished their smores.
Jon-''Well, that was everything that happened on AEW.''
Norman poured the next round.
Norman-''Who's ready to get shitface drunk with me?!''
Everyone-''ME!!''
After several more rounds, everyone was laughing uncontrollably!
Norman-''Oh, man. *chuckles* I am shitface drunk right now.''
Michelle-''Good thing there's no Walkers to deal with.''
Norman-''Damn right.''
Jon-''You never get tired of killing zombies, huh?''
Norman-''Nope.''
Michelle-''Daryl Dixon is here to stay, people!''
Norman-''Hell yeah!''
Everyone laughed.
Norman-''I feel like dancing. Dance with me, Mick.''
Michelle-''I'll fall on my face if I start dancing now.''
Norman leaned over to Michelle and did this.
Everyone chuckled as Michelle laughed.
Jon-''We better end this show before Eddie starts dancing.''
Eddie-''Hey! I have great dance moves!''
Jon-''Not when you're drunk!''
Everyone laughed!
Jon-''Well, thanks so much for joining us, Norman.''
Norman laid down with his head on Michelle's lap and he put his feet up on the arm of the couch.
Norman-''No problem, man.''
Everyone chuckled.
Norman-''Thanks for having me on the show.''
Jon poured the next round.
Michelle-''Take care!''
Chris-''Stay strong!''
Norman-''Don't cross the road, if you can't get out of the kitchen!''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Michelle-''The Boondock Saints, baby!''
Norman-''*Irish accent* That's right, Lass!''
Everyone laughed as Norman sat up straight again next to Michelle.
Norman-''*Irish accent* We're all Irish tonight!''
Everyone laughed uncontrollably as they wiped away their tears of laughter!
Chris-''Goodnight, people!''
Sami-''See ya!''
Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''
Jon-''Later, bitches!''
They drank their whiskey and put their glasses down.
Norman-''Booyah!!''
Norman kissed Michelle's forehead as everyone smiled!
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