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AEW: 4 & 11 August 2021

Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston, Sami Callihan & Michelle Shaw were sitting outside by the bonfire with the Danes, Jack & Kayley.

Eddie-''What's up guys & gals?!''

Jon-''Welcome to All Elite Whiskey!''

Sami-''We have another awesome special guest joining us tonight.''

Michelle-''Ladies & gentlemen, please welcome Jack Perry. Also known as Jungle Boy!''

Everyone cheered as Jungle Boy walked out with the pups, Dani & Danno.

Michelle-''Hey, Jack!''

Jack-''Hi, Michelle.''

They hugged.

Jack-''Hey, guys!''

Jon-''Hey, bro.''

Jack bumped fists with the men and everyone sat down.

Sami-''Great to have you joining us, man.''

Jack-''Great to finally be on the show. Thanks for inviting me.''

Everyone smiled.

Eddie-''Now, Jack....we know that you don't drink and we all respect that. So, we have a cooler box here with cans of your favourite soda inside.''

Jack-''Thank you!''

Michelle-''The fans at home should know that just because we drink on this show, doesn't mean that people who don't drink can't be guests on this show.''

Sami-''Yeah, so if you drink or even if you're straight edge, you're welcomed on this show.''

Eddie-''We probably should've cleared that up when we started having guests on the show.''

Jon-''Yeah, but we were probably to drunk to realise that.''

Everyone laughed!

Michelle-''Well, let's have our first round.''

Jon poured the first round as Jack opened a can of soda.

Sami-''To Jungle Boy for joining us on All Elite Whiskey!''

Everyone-''Cheers!''

They drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.

Michelle-''Jack, I gotta say congratulations on being the 1st AEW Wrestler to win 50 Matches.''

Jack-''Thank you so much, Mick. It was an honour to receive an award for that.''

Jon-''We're all proud of you, man.''

Jack-''Thanks.''

Everyone smiled.

Eddie-''Well, let's break it down for you all about what happened in the past 2 weeks of AEW!''

Sami-''AEW kicked off with an incredible match between Chris Jericho vs Juventude. And Jericho won.''

Jon-''Jericho was victorious the following week as well by beating Wardlow. Which means he'll finally get his hands on that asshole MJF.''

Michelle poured the next round.

Eddie-''Myself, Mox & Darby beat 2.0 & Daniel Garcia.''

Michelle-''And the following week, Darby beat Garcia.''

Jack-''I'm surprised they challenged the 3 of you in the first place. Do they not know who you guys are?''

Everyone laughed.

Jon-''Apparently not, man. But they learned fast about who the hell they're messing with.''

They drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.

Michelle-''The TNT Championship was on the line and Miro beat Lee Johnson.''

Eddie-''In the main event of the first week, we saw Malakia beat Cody. And then Malakia attacked him afterwards as Cody was leaving his boots in the ring as a sign of retiring.''

Jack-''I think it's too soon for him to retire.''

Jon-''I agree.''

Michelle-''He has quite a few years left in him. It's not time for him to retire.''

Eddie poured the next round.

Sami-''Adam Page told The Dark Order that he doesn't need them anymore and it seems like they're going their separate ways.''

Jon-''But that's because Adam feels that it's his fault that they aren't getting a match for the AEW Tag Team Championships.''

Michelle-''I understand where Adam is coming from. But he didn't have to cut ties with them.''

Eddie-''But Adam made his choice and The Dark Order are gonna give him his space and respect his choice.''

Everyone nodded.

Jack-''But later that same night, The Elite interrupted Adam Page's in-ring interview. And when they were beating him up, a couple of Dark Order members wanted to help, but the rest held them back and left Adam alone because that is what Adam wanted.''

Michelle-''Very true.''

They drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.

Jon-''Speaking of The Elite, the following week, Kenneth & Bucks beat Dante & the Sydal Brothers.''

Sami-''And The Good Brothers beat Uno & Stu.''

Sami poured the next round.

Eddie-''Matt Hardy & Private Party beat Orange Cassidy & Best Friends.''

Michelle-''So, is it gonna be PAC vs Andrade at All Out?''

Jon-''It seems to be heading in that direction.''

Michelle-''Cool.''

They drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.

Michelle-''Ok. It was announced that Christian Cage is the #1 contender for the AEW Championship!''

Everyone smiled.

Jack-''Christian Cage also beat The Blade. But the following week, Cage along with Jurassic Express....we went down to the ring to make a couple of announcements of our own.''

Eddie-''Hell Yeah!''

Sami-''Cage will face Kenny for the IMPACT Championship at AEW: Rampage!''

Eddie-''And Jurassic Express will face The Bucks for the AEW Tag Team Championships next week on AEW: Dynamite!''

Jon-''I know this is probably a silly question, Jack....but are you excited to beat The Bucks next week?!''

Jack-''HELL YEAH!!''

Everyone-''Yeah!!''

Michelle-''I can't wait to see Jurassic Express beat The Bucks!''

Jon-''Me too.''

Jon poured the next round.

Sami-''Well, that's everything that happened on AEW the past couple of weeks.''

Jack-''Really? That was fast.''

Jon-''Well, chances are we didn't talk about everything. But we're a little drunk, so....it don't matter.''

Jon shrugged as everyone laughed.

Jack-''Cool.''

They drank their whiskey as Jack finished his soda.

Michelle-''I actually have to agree with Jack....that was kinda quick considering we talked about 2 weeks of AEW.''

Sami-''So, what do you guys wanna do for the rest of the show?''

Michelle-''Oooohhhh! *takes out her phone* I got an idea.''

Sami poured another round as Jack opened another soda.

Eddie-''What are we gonna do, Mick?''

Michelle-''We're gonna play a drinking game.''

Jon looked at Michelle's phone as she opened an app.

Jon-''Drink Or Dare?''

Michelle-''Yep. You guys wanna play?''

Sami & Eddie-''Yeah!''

Michelle-''Awesome.''

Jon-''What is Jack gonna do?''

Michelle-''We need someone sober to keep score and read what the cards say.''

Everyone laughed.

Michelle-''Here you go, Jack.''

Michelle handed Jack her phone.

Jack-''Ok, cool.''

They drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.

Jack-''Ok, for those who don't know how this game works....it's simple. They have to either do the dare or drink a shot of whiskey.''

Eddie-''Who determines the winner?''

Michelle-''Jungle Boy.''

Jack-''*Chuckles* Awesome.''

Jon-''If we all end up shitface drunk, then we're all winners!''

Everyone laughed!

Sami-''Let's play!''

Jon poured the next round.

Jack-''Ok, let's start.''

Everyone sat up straight and looked at Jack as he read the first Dare.

Jack-''Ok. We'll start with Moxley.''

Jon-''Ok, shoot.''

Jack-''Name the most awkward time that you got scared.''

Michelle burst out laughing!

Michelle-''I'm so sorry! *laughs* Oh, Lord.''

Jack-''I take it something happened recently?''

Michelle nodded as she laughed!

Eddie-''What is she talking about, Mox?''

Jon-''Nothing.''

Sami-''Liar! What is Mick talking about?''

Jon-''I am not saying what happened!''

Eddie-''Why not?''

Jon-''Cause....it happened in the bedroom.''

Michelle continued to laugh softly by herself as Jon couldn't stop smiling.

Jack-''Well, you don't have to say anything. You can just drink.''

Jon-''I think it's a little late for that because now everyone wants to know what happened.''

Sami-''Ya damn Skippy!''

Everyone laughed!

Jon-''Ok, don't worry people, I won't get into any racy details.''

Everyone chuckled.

Jon-''Oh, damn. My fans will never look at me the same again.''

Michelle-''Aww!''

Everyone chuckled.

Jon-''Well, Mick and I were in bed....you know....''

Jon smiled as Michelle chuckled.

Jon-''At some point, I moved on top of her and I was about to kiss her when I saw a big fucking spider run across her chest!''

Sami, Eddie & Jack-''WHAT?!''

Michelle laughed!

Jon-''Anyway, I got such a fright that I backed away and fell off the fucking bed!''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Jack-''And left Mick alone in the bed with the spider?''

Michelle-''Aww! My hero.''

Everyone laughed.

Jon-''I got up fast, but then Mick saw the spider run on the floor and out of the room.''

Eddie-''So you did manage to scare the spider away. Awesome job, bro.''

Everyone laughed!

Sami-''You must've been so relieved that it was gone, huh Mox?''

Michelle-''I never heard him sigh in relief so hard before.''

Everyone chuckled.

Eddie-''The Great Jon Moxley wasn't ready for a threesome!''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Jon-''*Laughing* Oh, damn!''

Michelle-''Let's have a drink.''

Jon-''I think I need more than one.''

Michelle kissed Jon making him smile even more. Then everyone drank their whiskey and Jack sipped on his soda.

Jack-''Well, that was an....interesting start.''

Everyone laughed.

Jack-''Mick, this is for you.''

Michelle-''Ok.''

Jon poured the next round.

Jack-''Drink your dog's water.''

Michelle-''Lord, no. I'd rather drink my whiskey.''

Michelle drank her whiskey.

Jack-''Ok, Sami. Lick the door handle of the front door.''

Sami-''Hell No!''

Sami drank his whiskey as everyone chuckled.

Jack-''Ok, Eddie. Let someone give you a new hairstyle.''

Eddie-''That's gonna be hard considering I don't have hair!''

Everyone laughed and Eddie drank his whiskey.

Jon-''I might as well drink my whiskey too.''

Jon drank his whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.

Michelle-''We kicked this off pretty cool. I can't wait to see how this game goes from here.''

Michelle poured the next round as everyone chuckled.

Jack-''Mox, lick the neck of the person to your left.''

Jon moved Mick's hair out of the way and licked her neck making her giggle.

Jon-''Sorry, baby. I had to.''

Michelle-''*Giggles* It's fine.''

Jack-''If it wasn't you Mox licked, Mick....it would've had to be me.''

Everyone laughed!

Jack-''Mick, moonwalk across the room.''

Michelle stood up and did this.

Everyone was cheering!

Jon-''Go, baby!''

Michelle smiled and took a bow.

Sami-''Nice!''

Eddie-''Awesome!''

Jack-''Great job!''

Michelle-''Thanks!''

Michelle sat down again.

Jack-''Sami, show us what's in your pockets.''

Sami-''Oh, well. Let's see.''

Sami stood up and emptied his pockets.

Jon-''Here we go.''

Sami took out his wallet, car keys, cellphone, lighter, cigarettes, pocket knife, brass knuckles, zip ties, pliers and handcuffs.

Jack-''Whoa.''

Eddie-''All that's missing is duck tape.''

Everyone laughed as Sami sat down again.

Sami-''That is very true, my brother.''

Jon-''Cause you just never know who you might run in to.''

Everyone chuckled.

Jack-''Eddie, show your dance moves for 20 seconds.''

Eddie-''Get ready to bask in my glow!''

Jon-''Oh, no.''

Everyone chuckled as Eddie stood up.

Eddie-''Watch this!''

Eddie did this!

Eddie-''BOOM!''

Everyone was laughing uncontrollably as they wiped away their tears of laughter.

Jack-''Oh, my goodness!''

Everyone drank their whiskey and Jack sipped on his soda.

Jack-''Phew! This is getting crazy.''

Everyone chuckled.

Jon-''That's just how we do it here on All Elite Whiskey!''

Everyone-''YEAH!!''

Everyone smiled as Sami poured the next round.

Jack-''Ok, Moxley.''

Jack chuckled as he read the Dare.

Jack-''Mox, act like you just found out Santa isn't real.''

Jon-''WHAT?! He's not real?!''

Sami & Eddie burst out laughing!

Jon-''Son of a bitch! Why have you people been lying to me my entire life!''

Sami & Eddie continued laughing!

Jon-''I don't believe this!''

Michelle-''Jon, it's ok. You know I believe he exists, which means he is real.''

Jon-''You believe he's real, baby?''

Michelle-''Of course I do.''

Michelle kissed Jon's forehead and wrapped her arms around him to comfort him as he calmed down.

Jon-''Ok. I feel better now.''

Michelle-''Good.''

Michelle kissed Jon.

Jon-''Was that a good reaction?''

Jack-''I really couldn't tell if you were being serious or not!''

Everyone laughed!

Jack-''Ok, Mick.''

Michelle-''Yep?''

Jack-''Mick, stand up and spin around 10 times.''

Michelle-''I have to spin?''

Jack-''Yeah.''

Michelle-''Oh, usually the whiskey does that for me.''

Everyone chuckled as Michelle stood up and took a few steps away from the group to have enough room to spin.

Jon-''Careful, baby.''

Michelle-''Ok.''

Michelle spun around fast 10 times, but when she stopped, she lost her balance!

Michelle-''W-whoa!''

Michelle was about to fall, but Jon caught her in his arms just in time.

Sami, Eddie & Jack-''Yeah!''

Sami-''Nice catch, bro.''

Everyone smiled as Jon helped Mick sit down again.

Michelle-''Thank you, Mox.''

Jon-''Anytime.''

Jon sat down again.

Jack-''You good, Mick?''

Michelle-''Yeah....just waiting for the world to stop spinning.''

Everyone smiled.

Jack-''Ok, Sami. Your turn.''

Sami-''Cool.''

Jack-''Sami, win a staring contest with another player.''

Sami-''Ok. I pick Eddie.''

Eddie-''Ok.''

Sami & Eddie started their staring contest.

Jon-''This could take a while.''

Michelle-''Good, I need several minutes to stop from feeling dizzy.''

Jack smiled and sipped on his soda.

Jon-''So, Jungle Boy, is there a Jungle Girl in your life?''

Jack-''No, not yet.''

Michelle-''You're only 24, so you have plenty of time to find the right girl.''

Jack smiled.

About 10 Minutes Later.....
Sami & Eddie staring contest was going strong!

Jon-''World done spinning, baby?''

Michelle-''Yeah.''

Jack sipped on his soda.

Michelle-''I will be sober by the time this staring contest ends.''

Jon & Jack laughed.

Jack-''*Whispers to Jon & Mick* I got an idea.''

Jack stood up.

Jack-''OH, MY GOD!! THERE'S A BEAR!!''

Sami & Eddie stood up fast!

Sami & Eddie-''WHERE?!''

Jon, Mick & Jack burst out laughing and Sami & Eddie looked at them.

Jon-''There's no bear, brothers.''

Michelle-''You were both staring at each other for over 10 minutes. I'm damn near sober because of that.''

Everyone laughed!

Sami-''I guess we're too good at that game.''

Eddie-''Wait, who won that round?''

Jack-''Let's call it a tie.....until next time.''

Sami & Eddie-''Cool.''

Sami & Eddie sat down.

Jack-''Ok, Eddie. Read the last text message you got out loud.''

Eddie pulled out his phone and went into his text messages.

Eddie-''My last message was from Mox.''

Jack-''What does it say?''

Eddie-''It says "Hey, don't forget to buy the damn beer!" *put his phone away* Classic Moxley.''

Everyone laughed!

Jack-''Ok, Moxley. Drink a shot of pickle juice.''

Jon-''Ok.''

Jon went inside the cabin to get a jar of pickles and a shot glass. He came back outside, sat down and poured pickle juice into the shot glass.

Jon-''You sure the Dare said "Pickle Juice"?''

Jack-''Yep. Strange to me too.''

Sami-''At least it ain't toilet water.''

Eddie-''HAHA!!''

Jon drank his shot of pickle juice.

Jack-''Ok, Mick. Sing everything you say until it's your turn again.''

Michelle-''Okaaaayyyy.''

Everyone smiled.

Jack-''Ok, Sami. Swear in each sentence until it's your turn again.''

Sami-''Fuck yeah!''

Everyone chuckled.

Jack-''Ok, Eddie. Kiss a player's cheek.''

Eddie kissed Sami's cheek!

Sami-''What the fuck?''

Eddie-''I'm too lazy to get up and kiss Mox.''

Everyone laughed and drank their whiskey.

Jack-''Mox, sing a Bon Jovi song.''

Jon-''That's Chris Jericho's job.''

Michelle-''Jerichooooo loves Bon Jovi.''

Everyone chuckled.

Jon poured the next round and drank his whiskey as everyone chuckled.

Jack-''Mick, say the alphabet backwards.''

Michelle-''Oohh! I can do this. CM Punk taught me how so I could get out of paying a speeding ticket once.''

Everyone chuckled.

Michelle-''Ok. It's Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N, M, L, K, J, I, H, G, F, E, D, C, B, A!''

Everyone cheered!

Michelle-''It's all about memory.''

Jon-''Nice job.''

Michelle smiled and drank her whiskey anyway.

Jack-''Sami, finish your drink without using your hands.''

Sami-''Help me out here, Ed.''

Eddie picked up Sami's drink and poured it in Sami's mouth and he drank it.

Eddie-''Boom!''

Jack-''Ah, I see what you did there.''

Sami-''The Dare said not to use my hands. It didn't say anything about using someone else's hands.''

Everyone smiled.

Jack-''Eddie, scream or howl as loud as you can.''

Eddie-''Ok.''

Eddie clears his throat and howled as loud as he could which made all the dogs tilt their heads at him.

Jack-''Wow.''

Sami-''That was awesome.''

Jon-''You confused my dogs though.''

Everyone laughed.

Then they all heard a loud howl come from the woods.

Jon-''Eddie, I think your wolf girlfriend heard you calling her.''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Eddie-''I'm a wrestler by day and a werewolf by night.''

Everyone laughed!

Jack-''That's the end of the game!''

Michelle-''Awesome. Who is the winner?''

Jack-''It's hard to pick because everyone did so good. From Moxley's spider story, to Eddie's dance moves, to Sami's pocket collection, to Mick saying the alphabet backwards.''

Everyone smiled.

Jack-''You know what....you are all winners as far as I'm concerned!''

Everyone-''YEAH!!''

Jon poured the next round.

Jon-''Well, that's the end of the show, people!''

Michelle-''Jack, thank you so much for joining us on the show and for playing Drink Or Dare with us.''

Eddie-''You should definitely come back and play with us again, man.''

Jack-''Thank you so much for having me. I'd love to come back again soon.''

Sami-''Awesome. Can't wait to have you back.''

Michelle-''We should have Chris & Chris join us for the next Drink Or Dare episode.''

Jon-''It will be crazier than the last time they were both here.''

Everyone laughed.

Michelle-''Take care!''

Jack-''Stay safe!''

Sami-''See ya!''

Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''

Jon-''Later, bitches!''

They drank their whiskey as Jack finished his soda.

Jon-''Come on, guys. We gotta end it off right.''

Eddie-''I'm ready when you are.''

Sami-''I'm good to go.''

Michelle-''Ready Jack?''

Jack-''Yeah!''

Everyone stood up and sang Jungle Boy's theme song at the top of their lungs!

Everyone-''Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!''

Everyone laughed and bumped fists!

Jack-''Awesome!''

Then they heard howling from the woods again, but it was closer this time.

Eddie-''Oh, shit. We better go inside.''

Sami-''Damn right.''

Everyone grabbed the drinks and glasses. The dogs ran inside and the howling got louder!

Michelle-''Last one inside better shut the damn door!''

Everyone ran inside! Jon shut & locked the door!

Jon-''Well....I need another fucking drink.''

Everyone laughed!

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