AEW: 4 & 11 August 2021
Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston, Sami Callihan & Michelle Shaw were sitting outside by the bonfire with the Danes, Jack & Kayley.
Eddie-''What's up guys & gals?!''
Jon-''Welcome to All Elite Whiskey!''
Sami-''We have another awesome special guest joining us tonight.''
Michelle-''Ladies & gentlemen, please welcome Jack Perry. Also known as Jungle Boy!''
Everyone cheered as Jungle Boy walked out with the pups, Dani & Danno.
Michelle-''Hey, Jack!''
Jack-''Hi, Michelle.''
They hugged.
Jack-''Hey, guys!''
Jon-''Hey, bro.''
Jack bumped fists with the men and everyone sat down.
Sami-''Great to have you joining us, man.''
Jack-''Great to finally be on the show. Thanks for inviting me.''
Everyone smiled.
Eddie-''Now, Jack....we know that you don't drink and we all respect that. So, we have a cooler box here with cans of your favourite soda inside.''
Jack-''Thank you!''
Michelle-''The fans at home should know that just because we drink on this show, doesn't mean that people who don't drink can't be guests on this show.''
Sami-''Yeah, so if you drink or even if you're straight edge, you're welcomed on this show.''
Eddie-''We probably should've cleared that up when we started having guests on the show.''
Jon-''Yeah, but we were probably to drunk to realise that.''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Well, let's have our first round.''
Jon poured the first round as Jack opened a can of soda.
Sami-''To Jungle Boy for joining us on All Elite Whiskey!''
Everyone-''Cheers!''
They drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.
Michelle-''Jack, I gotta say congratulations on being the 1st AEW Wrestler to win 50 Matches.''
Jack-''Thank you so much, Mick. It was an honour to receive an award for that.''
Jon-''We're all proud of you, man.''
Jack-''Thanks.''
Everyone smiled.
Eddie-''Well, let's break it down for you all about what happened in the past 2 weeks of AEW!''
Sami-''AEW kicked off with an incredible match between Chris Jericho vs Juventude. And Jericho won.''
Jon-''Jericho was victorious the following week as well by beating Wardlow. Which means he'll finally get his hands on that asshole MJF.''
Michelle poured the next round.
Eddie-''Myself, Mox & Darby beat 2.0 & Daniel Garcia.''
Michelle-''And the following week, Darby beat Garcia.''
Jack-''I'm surprised they challenged the 3 of you in the first place. Do they not know who you guys are?''
Everyone laughed.
Jon-''Apparently not, man. But they learned fast about who the hell they're messing with.''
They drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.
Michelle-''The TNT Championship was on the line and Miro beat Lee Johnson.''
Eddie-''In the main event of the first week, we saw Malakia beat Cody. And then Malakia attacked him afterwards as Cody was leaving his boots in the ring as a sign of retiring.''
Jack-''I think it's too soon for him to retire.''
Jon-''I agree.''
Michelle-''He has quite a few years left in him. It's not time for him to retire.''
Eddie poured the next round.
Sami-''Adam Page told The Dark Order that he doesn't need them anymore and it seems like they're going their separate ways.''
Jon-''But that's because Adam feels that it's his fault that they aren't getting a match for the AEW Tag Team Championships.''
Michelle-''I understand where Adam is coming from. But he didn't have to cut ties with them.''
Eddie-''But Adam made his choice and The Dark Order are gonna give him his space and respect his choice.''
Everyone nodded.
Jack-''But later that same night, The Elite interrupted Adam Page's in-ring interview. And when they were beating him up, a couple of Dark Order members wanted to help, but the rest held them back and left Adam alone because that is what Adam wanted.''
Michelle-''Very true.''
They drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.
Jon-''Speaking of The Elite, the following week, Kenneth & Bucks beat Dante & the Sydal Brothers.''
Sami-''And The Good Brothers beat Uno & Stu.''
Sami poured the next round.
Eddie-''Matt Hardy & Private Party beat Orange Cassidy & Best Friends.''
Michelle-''So, is it gonna be PAC vs Andrade at All Out?''
Jon-''It seems to be heading in that direction.''
Michelle-''Cool.''
They drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.
Michelle-''Ok. It was announced that Christian Cage is the #1 contender for the AEW Championship!''
Everyone smiled.
Jack-''Christian Cage also beat The Blade. But the following week, Cage along with Jurassic Express....we went down to the ring to make a couple of announcements of our own.''
Eddie-''Hell Yeah!''
Sami-''Cage will face Kenny for the IMPACT Championship at AEW: Rampage!''
Eddie-''And Jurassic Express will face The Bucks for the AEW Tag Team Championships next week on AEW: Dynamite!''
Jon-''I know this is probably a silly question, Jack....but are you excited to beat The Bucks next week?!''
Jack-''HELL YEAH!!''
Everyone-''Yeah!!''
Michelle-''I can't wait to see Jurassic Express beat The Bucks!''
Jon-''Me too.''
Jon poured the next round.
Sami-''Well, that's everything that happened on AEW the past couple of weeks.''
Jack-''Really? That was fast.''
Jon-''Well, chances are we didn't talk about everything. But we're a little drunk, so....it don't matter.''
Jon shrugged as everyone laughed.
Jack-''Cool.''
They drank their whiskey as Jack finished his soda.
Michelle-''I actually have to agree with Jack....that was kinda quick considering we talked about 2 weeks of AEW.''
Sami-''So, what do you guys wanna do for the rest of the show?''
Michelle-''Oooohhhh! *takes out her phone* I got an idea.''
Sami poured another round as Jack opened another soda.
Eddie-''What are we gonna do, Mick?''
Michelle-''We're gonna play a drinking game.''
Jon looked at Michelle's phone as she opened an app.
Jon-''Drink Or Dare?''
Michelle-''Yep. You guys wanna play?''
Sami & Eddie-''Yeah!''
Michelle-''Awesome.''
Jon-''What is Jack gonna do?''
Michelle-''We need someone sober to keep score and read what the cards say.''
Everyone laughed.
Michelle-''Here you go, Jack.''
Michelle handed Jack her phone.
Jack-''Ok, cool.''
They drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.
Jack-''Ok, for those who don't know how this game works....it's simple. They have to either do the dare or drink a shot of whiskey.''
Eddie-''Who determines the winner?''
Michelle-''Jungle Boy.''
Jack-''*Chuckles* Awesome.''
Jon-''If we all end up shitface drunk, then we're all winners!''
Everyone laughed!
Sami-''Let's play!''
Jon poured the next round.
Jack-''Ok, let's start.''
Everyone sat up straight and looked at Jack as he read the first Dare.
Jack-''Ok. We'll start with Moxley.''
Jon-''Ok, shoot.''
Jack-''Name the most awkward time that you got scared.''
Michelle burst out laughing!
Michelle-''I'm so sorry! *laughs* Oh, Lord.''
Jack-''I take it something happened recently?''
Michelle nodded as she laughed!
Eddie-''What is she talking about, Mox?''
Jon-''Nothing.''
Sami-''Liar! What is Mick talking about?''
Jon-''I am not saying what happened!''
Eddie-''Why not?''
Jon-''Cause....it happened in the bedroom.''
Michelle continued to laugh softly by herself as Jon couldn't stop smiling.
Jack-''Well, you don't have to say anything. You can just drink.''
Jon-''I think it's a little late for that because now everyone wants to know what happened.''
Sami-''Ya damn Skippy!''
Everyone laughed!
Jon-''Ok, don't worry people, I won't get into any racy details.''
Everyone chuckled.
Jon-''Oh, damn. My fans will never look at me the same again.''
Michelle-''Aww!''
Everyone chuckled.
Jon-''Well, Mick and I were in bed....you know....''
Jon smiled as Michelle chuckled.
Jon-''At some point, I moved on top of her and I was about to kiss her when I saw a big fucking spider run across her chest!''
Sami, Eddie & Jack-''WHAT?!''
Michelle laughed!
Jon-''Anyway, I got such a fright that I backed away and fell off the fucking bed!''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Jack-''And left Mick alone in the bed with the spider?''
Michelle-''Aww! My hero.''
Everyone laughed.
Jon-''I got up fast, but then Mick saw the spider run on the floor and out of the room.''
Eddie-''So you did manage to scare the spider away. Awesome job, bro.''
Everyone laughed!
Sami-''You must've been so relieved that it was gone, huh Mox?''
Michelle-''I never heard him sigh in relief so hard before.''
Everyone chuckled.
Eddie-''The Great Jon Moxley wasn't ready for a threesome!''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Jon-''*Laughing* Oh, damn!''
Michelle-''Let's have a drink.''
Jon-''I think I need more than one.''
Michelle kissed Jon making him smile even more. Then everyone drank their whiskey and Jack sipped on his soda.
Jack-''Well, that was an....interesting start.''
Everyone laughed.
Jack-''Mick, this is for you.''
Michelle-''Ok.''
Jon poured the next round.
Jack-''Drink your dog's water.''
Michelle-''Lord, no. I'd rather drink my whiskey.''
Michelle drank her whiskey.
Jack-''Ok, Sami. Lick the door handle of the front door.''
Sami-''Hell No!''
Sami drank his whiskey as everyone chuckled.
Jack-''Ok, Eddie. Let someone give you a new hairstyle.''
Eddie-''That's gonna be hard considering I don't have hair!''
Everyone laughed and Eddie drank his whiskey.
Jon-''I might as well drink my whiskey too.''
Jon drank his whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.
Michelle-''We kicked this off pretty cool. I can't wait to see how this game goes from here.''
Michelle poured the next round as everyone chuckled.
Jack-''Mox, lick the neck of the person to your left.''
Jon moved Mick's hair out of the way and licked her neck making her giggle.
Jon-''Sorry, baby. I had to.''
Michelle-''*Giggles* It's fine.''
Jack-''If it wasn't you Mox licked, Mick....it would've had to be me.''
Everyone laughed!
Jack-''Mick, moonwalk across the room.''
Michelle stood up and did this.
Everyone was cheering!
Jon-''Go, baby!''
Michelle smiled and took a bow.
Sami-''Nice!''
Eddie-''Awesome!''
Jack-''Great job!''
Michelle-''Thanks!''
Michelle sat down again.
Jack-''Sami, show us what's in your pockets.''
Sami-''Oh, well. Let's see.''
Sami stood up and emptied his pockets.
Jon-''Here we go.''
Sami took out his wallet, car keys, cellphone, lighter, cigarettes, pocket knife, brass knuckles, zip ties, pliers and handcuffs.
Jack-''Whoa.''
Eddie-''All that's missing is duck tape.''
Everyone laughed as Sami sat down again.
Sami-''That is very true, my brother.''
Jon-''Cause you just never know who you might run in to.''
Everyone chuckled.
Jack-''Eddie, show your dance moves for 20 seconds.''
Eddie-''Get ready to bask in my glow!''
Jon-''Oh, no.''
Everyone chuckled as Eddie stood up.
Eddie-''Watch this!''
Eddie did this!
Eddie-''BOOM!''
Everyone was laughing uncontrollably as they wiped away their tears of laughter.
Jack-''Oh, my goodness!''
Everyone drank their whiskey and Jack sipped on his soda.
Jack-''Phew! This is getting crazy.''
Everyone chuckled.
Jon-''That's just how we do it here on All Elite Whiskey!''
Everyone-''YEAH!!''
Everyone smiled as Sami poured the next round.
Jack-''Ok, Moxley.''
Jack chuckled as he read the Dare.
Jack-''Mox, act like you just found out Santa isn't real.''
Jon-''WHAT?! He's not real?!''
Sami & Eddie burst out laughing!
Jon-''Son of a bitch! Why have you people been lying to me my entire life!''
Sami & Eddie continued laughing!
Jon-''I don't believe this!''
Michelle-''Jon, it's ok. You know I believe he exists, which means he is real.''
Jon-''You believe he's real, baby?''
Michelle-''Of course I do.''
Michelle kissed Jon's forehead and wrapped her arms around him to comfort him as he calmed down.
Jon-''Ok. I feel better now.''
Michelle-''Good.''
Michelle kissed Jon.
Jon-''Was that a good reaction?''
Jack-''I really couldn't tell if you were being serious or not!''
Everyone laughed!
Jack-''Ok, Mick.''
Michelle-''Yep?''
Jack-''Mick, stand up and spin around 10 times.''
Michelle-''I have to spin?''
Jack-''Yeah.''
Michelle-''Oh, usually the whiskey does that for me.''
Everyone chuckled as Michelle stood up and took a few steps away from the group to have enough room to spin.
Jon-''Careful, baby.''
Michelle-''Ok.''
Michelle spun around fast 10 times, but when she stopped, she lost her balance!
Michelle-''W-whoa!''
Michelle was about to fall, but Jon caught her in his arms just in time.
Sami, Eddie & Jack-''Yeah!''
Sami-''Nice catch, bro.''
Everyone smiled as Jon helped Mick sit down again.
Michelle-''Thank you, Mox.''
Jon-''Anytime.''
Jon sat down again.
Jack-''You good, Mick?''
Michelle-''Yeah....just waiting for the world to stop spinning.''
Everyone smiled.
Jack-''Ok, Sami. Your turn.''
Sami-''Cool.''
Jack-''Sami, win a staring contest with another player.''
Sami-''Ok. I pick Eddie.''
Eddie-''Ok.''
Sami & Eddie started their staring contest.
Jon-''This could take a while.''
Michelle-''Good, I need several minutes to stop from feeling dizzy.''
Jack smiled and sipped on his soda.
Jon-''So, Jungle Boy, is there a Jungle Girl in your life?''
Jack-''No, not yet.''
Michelle-''You're only 24, so you have plenty of time to find the right girl.''
Jack smiled.
About 10 Minutes Later.....
Sami & Eddie staring contest was going strong!
Jon-''World done spinning, baby?''
Michelle-''Yeah.''
Jack sipped on his soda.
Michelle-''I will be sober by the time this staring contest ends.''
Jon & Jack laughed.
Jack-''*Whispers to Jon & Mick* I got an idea.''
Jack stood up.
Jack-''OH, MY GOD!! THERE'S A BEAR!!''
Sami & Eddie stood up fast!
Sami & Eddie-''WHERE?!''
Jon, Mick & Jack burst out laughing and Sami & Eddie looked at them.
Jon-''There's no bear, brothers.''
Michelle-''You were both staring at each other for over 10 minutes. I'm damn near sober because of that.''
Everyone laughed!
Sami-''I guess we're too good at that game.''
Eddie-''Wait, who won that round?''
Jack-''Let's call it a tie.....until next time.''
Sami & Eddie-''Cool.''
Sami & Eddie sat down.
Jack-''Ok, Eddie. Read the last text message you got out loud.''
Eddie pulled out his phone and went into his text messages.
Eddie-''My last message was from Mox.''
Jack-''What does it say?''
Eddie-''It says "Hey, don't forget to buy the damn beer!" *put his phone away* Classic Moxley.''
Everyone laughed!
Jack-''Ok, Moxley. Drink a shot of pickle juice.''
Jon-''Ok.''
Jon went inside the cabin to get a jar of pickles and a shot glass. He came back outside, sat down and poured pickle juice into the shot glass.
Jon-''You sure the Dare said "Pickle Juice"?''
Jack-''Yep. Strange to me too.''
Sami-''At least it ain't toilet water.''
Eddie-''HAHA!!''
Jon drank his shot of pickle juice.
Jack-''Ok, Mick. Sing everything you say until it's your turn again.''
Michelle-''Okaaaayyyy.''
Everyone smiled.
Jack-''Ok, Sami. Swear in each sentence until it's your turn again.''
Sami-''Fuck yeah!''
Everyone chuckled.
Jack-''Ok, Eddie. Kiss a player's cheek.''
Eddie kissed Sami's cheek!
Sami-''What the fuck?''
Eddie-''I'm too lazy to get up and kiss Mox.''
Everyone laughed and drank their whiskey.
Jack-''Mox, sing a Bon Jovi song.''
Jon-''That's Chris Jericho's job.''
Michelle-''Jerichooooo loves Bon Jovi.''
Everyone chuckled.
Jon poured the next round and drank his whiskey as everyone chuckled.
Jack-''Mick, say the alphabet backwards.''
Michelle-''Oohh! I can do this. CM Punk taught me how so I could get out of paying a speeding ticket once.''
Everyone chuckled.
Michelle-''Ok. It's Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N, M, L, K, J, I, H, G, F, E, D, C, B, A!''
Everyone cheered!
Michelle-''It's all about memory.''
Jon-''Nice job.''
Michelle smiled and drank her whiskey anyway.
Jack-''Sami, finish your drink without using your hands.''
Sami-''Help me out here, Ed.''
Eddie picked up Sami's drink and poured it in Sami's mouth and he drank it.
Eddie-''Boom!''
Jack-''Ah, I see what you did there.''
Sami-''The Dare said not to use my hands. It didn't say anything about using someone else's hands.''
Everyone smiled.
Jack-''Eddie, scream or howl as loud as you can.''
Eddie-''Ok.''
Eddie clears his throat and howled as loud as he could which made all the dogs tilt their heads at him.
Jack-''Wow.''
Sami-''That was awesome.''
Jon-''You confused my dogs though.''
Everyone laughed.
Then they all heard a loud howl come from the woods.
Jon-''Eddie, I think your wolf girlfriend heard you calling her.''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Eddie-''I'm a wrestler by day and a werewolf by night.''
Everyone laughed!
Jack-''That's the end of the game!''
Michelle-''Awesome. Who is the winner?''
Jack-''It's hard to pick because everyone did so good. From Moxley's spider story, to Eddie's dance moves, to Sami's pocket collection, to Mick saying the alphabet backwards.''
Everyone smiled.
Jack-''You know what....you are all winners as far as I'm concerned!''
Everyone-''YEAH!!''
Jon poured the next round.
Jon-''Well, that's the end of the show, people!''
Michelle-''Jack, thank you so much for joining us on the show and for playing Drink Or Dare with us.''
Eddie-''You should definitely come back and play with us again, man.''
Jack-''Thank you so much for having me. I'd love to come back again soon.''
Sami-''Awesome. Can't wait to have you back.''
Michelle-''We should have Chris & Chris join us for the next Drink Or Dare episode.''
Jon-''It will be crazier than the last time they were both here.''
Everyone laughed.
Michelle-''Take care!''
Jack-''Stay safe!''
Sami-''See ya!''
Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''
Jon-''Later, bitches!''
They drank their whiskey as Jack finished his soda.
Jon-''Come on, guys. We gotta end it off right.''
Eddie-''I'm ready when you are.''
Sami-''I'm good to go.''
Michelle-''Ready Jack?''
Jack-''Yeah!''
Everyone stood up and sang Jungle Boy's theme song at the top of their lungs!
Everyone-''Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!''
Everyone laughed and bumped fists!
Jack-''Awesome!''
Then they heard howling from the woods again, but it was closer this time.
Eddie-''Oh, shit. We better go inside.''
Sami-''Damn right.''
Everyone grabbed the drinks and glasses. The dogs ran inside and the howling got louder!
Michelle-''Last one inside better shut the damn door!''
Everyone ran inside! Jon shut & locked the door!
Jon-''Well....I need another fucking drink.''
Everyone laughed!
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