AEW: 30 June 2021
Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston, Sami Callihan and Michelle Shaw were all sitting outside the cabin with the dogs by the bonfire.
Eddie-''What's up guys & gals?!''
Jon-''Welcome to All Elite Whiskey!''
Sami-''Now, we have another very special guest today.''
Michelle-''Yeah. Who is ready for some Cowboy Shit?!''
Jon-''Please welcome....Adam Page!!''
Everyone smiled as Adam Page walked out and smiled at them.
Adam-''Hey!''
Everyone-''HEY!''
Adam-''What's up, guys?!''
Eddie-''We're good! How about you?''
Adam-''I'm doing great. I uh....bumped into a friend along the way over here and brought him along.''
Then Chris Johnson walked out as everyone smiled.
Chris-''Am I late to the Cowboy Shit party?''
Everyone laughed.
Jon-''No, you're not. Come sit down, guys.''
Adam & Chris bumped fists with the guys and gave Michelle a hug before sitting down.
Jon-''Glad you two could make it. Thanks for coming, Adam.''
Adam-''Thanks for inviting me. I love this show.''
Sami-''Good to know, man.''
Eddie-''But since we knew you were gonna be on the show this week, we have cans of beer being kept cold in a large cooler full of ice.''
Adam-''Nice!''
Everyone smiled.
Michelle-''But let's kick things off with a round of whiskey!''
Jon-''Yeah!''
Michelle poured the first round.
Jon-''To Adam Page for being on the show today!''
Everyone raised their glasses.
Everyone-''Cheers!''
They drank their whiskey.
Adam-''These pups are adorable.''
Adam picked up Dani.
Eddie-''Careful, dude. That's Jon's girl.''
Jon-''I'm not worried. She's loyal to me.''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''So, Adam....you bumped into Chris on the way over here?''
Adam-''Yeah, he was driving over here.''
Michelle-''You didn't literally bump into his car, did you?''
Adam-''No.''
Michelle-''Oh, good.''
Chris chuckled.
Adam-''I wouldn't be sitting here if I did literally bump into him.''
Chris-''Not you, dude. If it was a stranger....that's another story.''
Everyone chuckled.
Adam-''Good to know.''
They smiled.
Adam-''Well, it took me forever to get his attention because his music was blasting so loud.''
Chris-''Actually, I did hear you. But I just thought it was that same prick trying to cut me off again.''
Adam-''Oh, yeah. I remember you mentioning that last week.''
Chris-''Sorry for ignoring you, dude.''
Adam-''It's all good. You never know what dumbasses on the road are trying to do these days.''
Chris-''True.''
Eddie poured the next round.
Adam-''So, did you eventually go catch that guy?''
Chris-''Uh....''
Adam-''Mick seemed very drunkenly determined to go get that prick.''
Michelle-''We didn't find him yet, but when we do....there will be hell to pay.''
Adam-''Cool.''
They drank their whiskey.
Sami-''Hey, let's have a beer!''
Jon-''Awesome.''
Sami took out beers and handed a beer to everyone. Everybody opened their beer and took a sip.
Adam-''Ice cold. Just how I like it.''
Everyone smiled.
Eddie-''Ok, let's break it down for you all about what happened this past week on AEW.''
Sami-''Mick, your favourite commentator was on all night....Chris Jericho!''
Michelle-''YEAH!!''
Everyone smiled.
Jon-''It was really cool hearing Jericho on commentary all night.''
Chris-''When is Jericho gonna be back on the show?''
Michelle-''Not sure. He said he'd call me whenever he was free.''
Chris-''Cool.''
Everyone took a sip of their beer.
Eddie-''Christian spoke to Jungle Boy backstage about his incredible match against Kenneth for the AEW Championship.''
Adam-''It was freaking awesome. I thought Jungle Boy had that match won.''
Michelle-''Me too.''
Sami-''Hey, I didn't know Christian was part dinosaur.''
Chris-''He said that?''
Sami-''Yeah. Said he was part dinosaur on his mother's side of the family.''
Jon-''Awesome.''
Michelle-''I'm part dinosaur too on my dad's side of the family.''
Everyone laughed.
Adam-''What kind of dinosaur?''
Michelle-''Raptor.''
Adam-''Nice!''
Everyone laughed and sipped on their beers.
Jon-''Keeping the topic on Jungle Boy, after he defeated Jack Evans this past week....Jungle Boy became the first AEW wrestler to win 50 Matches!''
Adam-''Damn. I thought I'd be the 1st guy to do that.''
Everyone chuckled.
Jon-''Hell, I thought it was gonna be me, but congratulations to Jungle Boy on that achievement. Well deserved!''
Chris-''A toast to Jungle Boy!''
Everyone raised their beers.
Everyone-''Cheers!''
They all finished their beers!
Sami-''So good.''
Eddie-''After Jungle Boy won that match, Matt Hardy came out to attack Jungle Boy. But Christian came out to make the save and choked Matt with his own suit jacket.''
Everyone chuckled as Jon poured the next round.
Michelle-''Seems like their rivalry is really picking up. They have to clash at some point real soon.''
Chris-''True. And I can't wait to see them have a match. It's basically Veteran vs Veteran. It will be a classic.''
Sami-''Couldn't agree more, Chris.''
They drank their whiskey.
Adam-''The TNT Championship was on the line this week and Miro beat Brian Pillman Jr.''
Chris-''I have a feeling that Miro is gonna be TNT Champion for a long time. That guy is a beast in that ring.''
Michelle poured the next round.
Adam-''Ethan Page & Scorpio Sky were sending a message to Darby Allin when Sting came out dragging a coffin to the ring and Darby was in the damn coffin!''
Everyone laughed.
Jon-''That didn't surprise me at all.''
Eddie-''Then there was a fight between the two teams until the referees stopped it.''
Sami-''Their Coffin Match at Fyter Fest is gonna be interesting.''
Chris-''It sure will be.''
They drank their whiskey.
Michelle-''Time for smores, guys!''
They all put marshmallows on chop sticks and held them over the fire.
Jon-''Another awesome thing that happened this past week on AEW was seeing Eddie Kingston & Penta beat The Bucks!''
Eddie-''Thanks, bro.''
Sami-''That was awesome to see!''
Chris-''And now, they have an AEW Tag Team Championship Title Match at Fyter Fest Night 1.''
Eddie-''We sure do. And it's gonna be a Tag Team Street Fight!''
Michelle-''Really?''
Eddie-''Yep!''
Michelle-''Nice! Eddie, you take every weapon you can find and you hit them so hard that Kenneth feels his balls breaking!''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Chris-''Damn, Mick!''
Everyone laughed.
Adam-''Good luck in that match, man.''
Eddie-''Thanks, man!''
They made their smores and started eating.
Chris-''In the main event, it was Sammy vs MJF.''
Jon-''Sammy was on the verge of winning, but then Spears hit Sammy with a steel chair.''
Michelle-''This war is never gonna end between The Inner Circle and The Pineapple. Not until one group is completely wiped out.''
Chris-''Very true. I can't wait to see The Pineapple gone!''
Everyone laughed and finished their smores.
Michelle-''So, Adam, you didn't seem too happy about The Dark Order challenging Kenny Omega for you.''
Adam-''You're right, Mick, I wasn't too happy about them doing that for me. But once they talked to me and explained why they did it....I understood.''
Chris-''They want you to be champion and they know that you're ready for it, man.''
Adam-''Exactly. I didn't realise until that moment that they believe in me so damn much. It's awesome.''
Michelle-''It's always great to have someone believe in you. Even better when it's The Dark Order.''
Adam-''Very true!''
Everyone laughed.
Sami-''Who wants more beer?''
Everyone-''I DO!''
Sami handed everyone a beer. They all opened their beers and took a sip.
Jon-''Well, that's all that happened this past week on AEW.''
Michelle-''And next week is Road Rager!''
Jon-''Awesome.''
Adam-''You guys got anything planned for next week?''
They sipped on their beers.
Michelle-''We do have an extremely special guest coming on the show next week.''
Adam-''Who is it, Mick?''
Michelle-''I'm not gonna give it away. All I'll say is that he is a very great friend of mine.''
Adam-''Cool.''
Everyone smiled.
Sami-''Well, we're done talking about AEW.''
Adam-''Hey, seeing as AEW is gonna be in Texas, I can take y'all to a horse ranch and you can do some cowboy shit with me.''
Michelle-''Really?''
Adam-''Sure.''
Chris-''Ever been on a horse, Mick?''
Michelle-''Once. I was like 11 years old.''
Michelle poured another round.
Jon-''Now you can get on a horse again, babygirl.''
Michelle-''The last animal I rode was a Camel. Damn, they are tall.''
Chris-''Seriously?''
Michelle-''Yep.''
They drank their whiskey.
Michelle-''Being from South Africa, you can do that shit. It ain't Cowboy Shit....it's Camel Shit!''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Sami-''That sounds awesome, Mick.''
Michelle-''Despite the fact that I thought I was gonna fall off, it was really fun.''
Eddie-''Cool.''
Adam-''What other animals have you came close to like that in Africa?''
Michelle-''I fed an elephant once. My whole hand was inside of it's trunk!''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Have any of you ever been hugged by an elephant? It is awesome!''
Sami-''Did it hug you with it's trunk?''
Michelle-''Yes! Oh, goodness. Their trunks are so strong! I felt like I was gonna crack a rib.''
Everyone chuckled.
Michelle-''The hug was gentle though, but also very strong.''
Jon-''That's my babygirl. Hanging out with wild animals like a Warrior Princess.''
Everyone smiled.
Chris-''Along with you, huh? Mr. Jon of the Jungle.''
Jon-''HAHA!!''
Everyone laughed!
Jon-''Oh, man. I can't believe you remembered us talking about that.''
Chris-''I watched every single episode, man. I recall you saying you could rock a hairstyle like Jungle Boy.''
Jon-''I did say that. I say the most wonderful things when I'm not sober.''
They laughed.
Adam-''I couldn't rock that hairstyle.''
Chris-''Really? I think you'd be able to rock that hairstyle.''
Adam-''Really?''
Eddie-''He's right. Imagine this....you're riding a horse in the grassy fields with the wind blowing in your Jungle Boy hair!''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Sami-''You would make all the cowgirls go crazy!''
Everyone laughed!
Adam-''What about you Chris?''
Chris-''Haha! I'm good with my dreadlocks.''
They laughed!
Jon-''Well, that's the end of the show!''
Jon poured another round.
Michelle-''Thanks for joining us on the show, Adam.''
Adam-''Thank you so much for having me. I'd love to come back again.''
Jon-''You can come by any time, man.''
Adam-''Awesome!''
Everyone smiled.
Michelle-''Take care!''
Chris-''Stay strong!''
Adam-''Cowboy Shit!''
Sami-''See ya!''
Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''
Jon-''Later, bitches!''
They drank their whiskey and put their glasses down.
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