AEW: 21 April 2021
Jon Moxley, Michelle Shaw & Sami Callihan were sitting on the couch as Eddie Kingston was relaxing on the recliner as the show started. They were already sipping on their first glass of whiskey.
Eddie-''What's up, guys & gals?!''
Jon-''Welcome back to All Elite Whiskey!''
Sami-''Man, we have a great episode for you all tonight. Especially, with what happened this past week on AEW.''
Michelle-''That's right! There were interviews, an awesome promo, great matches, parking lot madness, a Women's Championship match and another TNT Championship Match.''
They drank their whiskey.
Jon-''And we have to play that clip of what happened in the parking lot because it was very extra special. You'll see it a little later in the show.''
Eddie-''Yeah, it couldn't have gone any better. But we'll get to that later.''
Michelle poured the next round.
Sami-''It actually feels weird not having the dogs here with us.''
Michelle-''We could have them on next week.''
Jon-''But we gotta do the show at the cabin again. This room may be a little small for the Danes.''
Eddie-''True.''
They all smiled and drank their whiskey.
Jon-''Ok, AEW kicked off with Adam Page vs Ricky from Team Taz.''
Sami-''Adam was the winner, but got attacked by the rest of Team Taz afterwards.''
Eddie-''But then The Dark Order showed up and Team Taz ran out of there like a bat outta hell!''
They laughed!
Michelle-''Very true. Keeping the subject on Team Taz, Hobbs faced Christian Cage later in the night.''
Sami-''Hobbs was really impressive. But the veteran Christian Cage won. No surprise there.''
Jon-''Right. But I have a feeling this whole issue with Team Taz that Christian has is far from over.''
Michelle-''He's not the only one though. Adam Page has Team Taz targeting him too.''
Sami-''Is it possible to see Adam Page & Christian Cage team up soon?''
Eddie-''That would be cool.''
Michelle-''I'm already looking forward to it now that you mentioned it.''
Jon poured the next round.
Michelle-''Speaking of teams, The Nightmare Family and The Factory's rivalry seems to be getting really heated now.''
Jon-''Yeah, and QT cheated to beat Billy Gunn by having Ogogo punch Gunn right in the gut.''
Sami-''That was a hard hit. But then we saw Dustin come out and fight.''
Michelle-''It was so cool to see Dustin.''
Sami-''But damn, that wooden chair Dustin broke over that guy's head had no effect on him! Sorry, I forgot the guy's name.''
They chuckled.
Michelle-''It's all good. We don't keep track of names during this show.''
Sami-''Awesome.''
They drank their whiskey.
Jon-''That guy must have a very thick skull.''
Eddie-''Maybe it's all that hair on his head. Maybe he has a hidden iron fist there or something.''
They laughed!
Michelle-''Let's start making some smores.''
Sami-''Did you bring doggy biscuits for Jon?''
Michelle-''Shit! I knew I forgot something.''
They chuckled.
Jon-''It's all good, Mick.''
They all put marshmallows on chop sticks and held them over the fire.
Michelle-''The AEW Women's Championship match was pretty cool. Tay was so close to becoming the new champ, but Shida won.''
Eddie-''Yeah, and Britt has made it clear that she wants the championship.''
They made their smores and started eating.
Jon-''In the first of 2 interviews, we saw JR sit down with The Pineapple.''
They smiled.
Michelle-''I don't blame Jericho for calling them The Pineapple because every time I see the word 'pinnacle', I think it's pineapple. That's how I see it every single time.''
They chuckled.
Michelle-''Apparently, when we read, our brains only look at the 1st & last letter of each word. So, mistaking pinnacle for pineapple is a simple mistake.''
Jon-''Wow. Really?''
Michelle-''Yep.''
Eddie-''Damn. I could've gone my whole life without knowing that piece of information.''
They all burst out laughing!
Sami-''But I have to agree with Chris Jericho on what he said about The Pineapple's interview. There was no passion in the words....it felt rehearsed.''
Eddie-''Very true.''
Michelle-''MJF really needs to work on his metaphors when he does a promo. He sucks at them.''
Jon-''Haha! Very true.''
Michelle-''I hope Jericho chokes MJF unconscious with that stupid scarf!''
They laughed and finished their smores.
Eddie-''Later, it was The Inner Circle's interview. But it turned into another great promo.''
Sami-''And next week, there's gonna be a good old fashion Parlay!''
Jon-''A fancy French word for 'talk'.''
Michelle-''Haha! But we will actually find out how a Blood & Guts match works.''
Michelle poured the next round.
Eddie-''Yeah, we will. That is....if they skip all the damn Parlay and just fight right there.''
Jon-''I'll skip Parlay any day at any time.''
They drank their whiskey.
Sami-''Jon does Parlay with his fists!''
They laughed!
Eddie-''French is the language of love, but Mox turns it into violence!''
Jon-''Violence is my only language.''
Michelle-''Jon Moxley breaks hearts & faces all over the world.''
Jon-''What can I say? I'm a hopeless violent romantic.''
Michelle-''That's Amoré!''
They all burst out laughing!
Jon-''Ok, in the main event, it was Darby Allin defending his TNT Championship against Jungle Boy!''
Eddie-''And that was voted for by the fans.''
Michelle-''I loved that match! It's cool to see what the fans want to see every now and then. Darby and Jungle did not disappoint.''
Sami-''Very true. I wouldn't mind seeing them face off again.''
They all nodded as Eddie poured the next round.
Jon-''Ok! It is time for us to show all of you that clip from this past week on AEW.''
Eddie-''I'm sure you saw it, Sami.''
Sami-''It was freaking awesome!''
Jon-''Ready to watch it, Mick?''
Michelle nodded as she smiled.
Jon-''Play the clip!''
They all drank their whiskey.
~VIDEO~
Kenny Omega, Bucks, Don & Good Brothers were in their trailer talking when they heard a car honking loudly outside.
Then we see that it's a dark blue pickup truck honking outside with Jon Moxley & Eddie Kingston inside the truck.
Jon-''3.....2.....1.''
Jon is driving as Eddie is in the passenger's seat. Then we see Michelle Shaw stand up in the back of the truck with a black baseball bat in her hand and she raises it above her head.
Michelle-''Little pig, Little pig! Let me in!''
Michelle knocked the bat on the roof of the truck.
Eddie-''HAHA!''
Jon-''Ready, baby?!''
Michelle-''Ready!''
Eddie-''Hold on, Mick!''
Jon stepped on the gas as Michelle kneeled down and Jon drove the truck right into the trailer!
Michelle-''YEAH!''
Eddie-''Let's get 'em!''
Jon-''Hell yeah!''
Eddie & Jon got out of the truck as Michelle jumped down from the back.
Eddie-''You got the pipe?!''
Jon-''Yeah!''
Eddie lead the way as Jon was carrying a steel pipe and Michelle had her baseball bat.
Eddie-''You think this is a game?!''
Jon hit the trailer with the steel pipe.
Jon-''Jackson boys!''
Eddie-''You think we're just gonna play with you?!''
Jon-''Jackson boys!''
Michelle-''I hope you all have your shittin' pants on!!''
Jon smashed the window with the pipe! Then they all walked up to the trailer door.
Eddie-''Where you at?! Where you at?!''
Jon-''Are they in there?''
They all walked inside.
Michelle-''Son of a bitch! They ain't here.''
Jon-''They're not even here!''
Eddie-''Where you at?!''
Jon threw a box out as he stepped back outside followed by Michelle and Eddie.
Jon-''They took their damn socks with them too!''
Michelle-''Fucking cowards!''
Michelle smashed another window of the trailer with her bat!
Jon-''Wow! Nice shot, babygirl!''
Eddie-''Where's their sneakers?!''
Jon-''I told you to stop stealing people's sneakers!''
Michelle chuckled at them.
Jon-''I don't think they really wanted to play games.''
Eddie-''They don't want none of this!''
Michelle-''They're messing with the wrong crew right here!''
They smiled.
Jon-''Things just got too real for them.''
Michelle-''Where did they go?!''
Eddie-''They vanished!''
They all looked around.
Michelle-''Ran away like a bunch of bitches!''
Jon-''Bitch AF!''
They chuckled.
Jon-''We ain't got nothing to worry about.''
Eddie-''You're right.''
Jon-''Nah, they are done.''
Eddie-''Right, they are done.''
Michelle-''Wanna get outta here, guys?''
Jon-''Yeah, let's get back in the truck.''
Eddie-''Yeah, I need a steak or something.''
Michelle-''I need a drink.''
Jon-''Me too!''
Jon picked up the pipe.
Jon-''Duck, baby!''
Michelle ducked and Jon threw the steel pipe through the broken window in front of Eddie.
Eddie-''You wanna wait til I'm outta the way?''
Michelle chuckled as she followed Jon.
Jon-''I knew you'd get outta the way.''
Eddie-''You can at least warn me like you did with Mick.''
Jon-''I knew you were outta dodge.''
Eddie-''Really? Come on, Jon. I love you, but come on! Warn me next time!''
Jon-''Love you too, brother!''
They all smiled as they got back in the truck and drove off!
~END OF VIDEO~
Jon-''Haha!''
Sami-''That was fucking awesome!''
Eddie-''Good times!''
Michelle-''The absolute best times!''
They laughed!
Sami-''I loved the whole thing. Especially, Mick being there as well. I did not see that coming!''
Jon-''We called her up at the last minute and asked if she'd like to join us in paying a little visit to The Elite.''
Eddie-''And she said "Hell Yeah". And she's bringing her baseball bat too!''
Michelle-''I don't leave my house or cabin without my baseball bat.''
They all smiled.
Sami-''Apart from the whole thing being fun, what was your favourite part, Mick?''
Michelle-''Driving into Cinderella's carriage!''
They all laughed!
Jon-''It was great having you there, Mick.''
Eddie-''Yeah, thanks for helping us out.''
Michelle-''Anytime, gentlemen.''
Sami-''So, was that Michelle Shaw making her AEW debut?''
Eddie-''Oohh, I think it was.''
Michelle-''Oh, damn. You're right.''
Jon-''Didn't realise that until now!''
They all laughed as Jon poured the next round.
Michelle-''Wow! I guess that was my debut, but we'll see how things go from here.''
Sami-''Cool.''
Jon-''Well, that's the end of this awesome episode.''
Sami-''Time flies when you're having fun.''
Eddie-''And the whiskey disappears too fast when you're having fun too!''
They all burst out laughing!
Jon-''Oh, damn! That is very true.''
Michelle-''We'll see you next time, everyone!''
Sami-''Take care & stay safe!''
Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''
Jon-''Later, bitches!''
They all drank their whiskey and put their glasses down.
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