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AEW: 18 & 25 August 2021

Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston, Sami Callihan & Michelle Shaw were sitting outside with the dogs by the bonfire.

Eddie-''What's up, guys & gals?!''

Jon-''Welcome to All Elite Whiskey!''

Sami-''We have a guest who couldn't wait to come back and he is here tonight!''

Michelle-''Please welcome back, Victor Garcia!''

Victor Garcia walked out as everyone stood up and smiled.

Jon-''Hey, bro!''

Victor-''Hey, guys!''

Victor hugged Michelle and bumped fists with the men before everyone sat down.

Sami-''Welcome back, man.''

Victor-''Thanks for having me back, guys. I-''

They were interrupted by Jack & Kayley standing up and growling!

Jon-''What is it, guys?''

Michelle-''Hold up.''

Michelle stood up and picked up her baseball bat.

Victor-''What's wrong, Mick?''

Michelle-''They only growl like that when there's a stranger around the cabin.''

Jack & Kayley rushed inside the cabin.

Jon-''Someone's here.''

Michelle-''Whoever it is....they better not think about breaking into our cabin tonight.''

Jon stood up.

Jon-''We'll be right back, guys.''

Jon & Mick went into the cabin.

Eddie-''Yell if y'all need backup!''

Victor-''Shouldn't we go with them?''

Sami-''Nah, they can handle it.''

Eddie-''You'll end up feeling sorry for the person that's lingering around here.''

Victor chuckled.

Victor-''Do you guys encounter things like this every time when the cameras aren't rolling?''

Sami-''Of course not!''

Eddie-''Let's pour some whiskey!''

Sami poured the first round.

Jon & Mick were standing a few feet away from the front door with the Danes as they heard someone outside trying to break in as they were messing with the lock.

Jon-''Ready, baby?''

Michelle-''Ready.''

The door opened and Michelle swung the baseball bat, but the person ducked just in time and Michelle hit the wall instead!

Man-''WHOA!!''

Jon & Michelle-''CHRIS?!''

It was Chris Johnson!

Chris-''Damn. You put a hole in the wall, Mick.''

Jon-''You do realise that could've been your head, right?''

Chris-''Good thing I got fast reflexes.''

They all chuckled.

Michelle-''Sorry, brother. We thought someone was breaking in.''

Chris-''Oh, I was struggling with the lock with the spare key you gave me.''

Jon-''Yeah, that lock has been giving us all problems. I gotta change that lock.''

Chris closed the door.

Michelle-''Are you ok, brother? The bat didn't touch you, did it?''

Chris-''Not at all. I'm fine, sis.''

Michelle-''I'm sorry.''

Chris-''Don't worry about it. You were protecting your family, can't be mad at that.''

They hugged.

Jon-''Come on, we just started filming Whiskey.''

Chris-''Cool. I arrived just in time.''

They laughed and headed outside with Jack & Kayley.

Victor-''Chris? Hey!''

Chris-''Hey, Vic!''

They bumped fists and everyone sat down.

Sami-''So, it was you trying to break in?''

Chris-''Yeah, let's call it that.''

Everyone chuckled.

Eddie-''Good to have you joining us as well, bro.''

Chris-''Good to be here.''

Sami poured a round for Chris.

Sami-''Chris, what are you doing here?''

Chris-''Jericho & Jessica couldn't take it anymore and sent me here for tonight so they can fix the house damage.''

Victor-''House damage? What happened?''

Chris-''Trust me. You don't wanna know.''

Michelle-''You'll have to stay tuned for the next episode of Chris & Chris.''

Chris-''Exactly!''

Everyone laughed.

Jon-''Ok, let's have our first round with our two guests.''

Michelle-''To Victor & Chris for joining us tonight.''

Everyone raised their glasses.

Everyone-''Cheers!''

They drank their whiskey.

Eddie-''Ok, let's break it down for you all about what happened the past two weeks on AEW: Dynamite!''

Sami-''Darby Allin & Sting were victorious when they defeated 2.0.''

Jon-''And the following week, myself, Eddie & Darby won our trios match.''

Chris-''Who were your opponents?''

Jon-''I have no idea.''

Everyone laughed!

Michelle-''Something very sweet happened when Sammy proposed to his girlfriend in the middle of the ring. And she said "Yes"!''

Jon poured the next round.

Eddie-''Sammy also got a victory over Spears that same night.''

Sami-''Keeping the subject on The Inner Circle members, Chris Jericho unfortunately lost to MJF.''

Jon-''That sucks. But considering all the shit that Jericho had to go through the last several weeks just to face MJF....it was just a little too much for Jericho.''

Victor-''True. But the following week, Jericho challenged MJF to a match at ALL OUT.''

Chris-''And if Jericho loses, he will never wrestle in AEW again.''

Michelle-''That just shows you how important it is to Jericho to beat MJF. Any time you put your career on the line in a match....it's damn important to you.''

Eddie-''Very true.''

They drank their whiskey.

Victor-''The Bucks beat Jurassic Express and retained the AEW Tag Team Championships.''

Chris-''And afterwards, The Elite beat up Jurassic Express and Christian Cage.''

Eddie poured the next round.

Sami-''The Lucha Bros beat The Varsity Blondes the following week on AEW.''

Jon-''And Cassidy beat Matt Hardy that same night. Matt had a broken bloody nose, but kept going.''

Chris-''He's a tough son of a gun.''

Victor-''Malakia Black beat Brock Anderson in the main event.''

Jon-''Brock did good, but Malakia was just too much for him.''

They drank their whiskey.

Michelle-''We saw CM Punk make his Dynamite debut. I loved how the crowd was louder than his music.''

Everyone smiled.

Jon-''Punk is looking forward to facing Darby as well as some of the other guys on the roster.''

Eddie-''Everyone is looking forward to see Punk in the ring again. It's been 7 and a half years.''

Michelle-''That's too long for someone that talented in the ring. I missed watching him wrestle and I can't wait for ALL OUT.''

Victor-''Very true, Mick. ALL OUT is gonna be awesome.''

Chris-''Don't miss it people. It's gonna be great!''

Jon poured the next round.

Eddie-''Well, that's everything that we can recall from the last two weeks of AEW.''

Michelle-''We ended it early again. Damn.''

Victor-''That's ok. Now, Chris can tell us what damage he caused to Jericho's house.''

Chris-''Uuhhhh.....Mick, you have any Drinking Games you wanna play?''

Everyone laughed and drank their whiskey.

Michelle-''Actually, I was going through that Drink Or Dare app and one dare that we didn't do got me thinking....''

Chris-''Thinking what?''

Michelle-''We should prank call some people.''

Eddie-''Yeah!''

Everyone laughed.

Jon-''Didn't Jack read that Dare last week?''

Michelle-''The game was over already. Plus, there's a lot of cards on that app.''

Jon-''Oh, ok. Cool.''

Chris-''So, you wanna prank call some people?''

Michelle-''Hell yeah.''

Sami & Eddie-''I'm in!''

Chris-''Me too! What about you, Vic?''

Victor-''Damn right, I'm in.''

Michelle-''Awesome! Who's contact list are we gonna pick from first?''

Jon-''We can use mine first. And we're gonna randomly pick a contact off of everyone's phones.''

Chris-''Cool.''

Everyone takes out their phones.

Jon-''Ok, let's see here.''

Jon goes through his contacts as Michelle poured the next round.

Jon-''Ok. We are gonna call Chris Jericho.''

Chris-''Haha!''

Michelle-''Hold on. *takes out another phone* Use this.''

Jon-''A burner phone?''

Michelle-''That way, our contacts won't see that it's us calling.''

Chris-''Clever girl.''

Victor-''Was that a reference to Jurassic Park?''

Chris-''Well, Mick is part Raptor on her father's side of the family.''

Everyone laughed!

Michelle-''I am!''

Everyone smiled and drank their whiskey.

Jon-''I dialed Jericho's number, but I haven't pressed the "call" button yet.''

Jon puts the phone on speaker and places it on the table by the bonfire.

Jon-''Let's drink before we call.''

Victor-''What are we gonna do or say as a prank?''

Jon poured the next round.

Chris-''Let's not say a word and we all just start singing Happy Birthday.''

Everyone laughed!

Jon-''Awesome!''

They drank their whiskey.

Jon-''Ok, everyone ready?''

Everyone nodded as they chuckled. Jon pressed the "call" button and it started ringing.

Chris-''If he answers the call a bit pissed off....you know why.''

Everyone chuckled.

Jericho-''What?!''

Everyone held back their laugher.

Jericho-''Who the hell is this?!''

Everyone started singing Happy Birthday!

Jericho-''The fuck?''

Everyone sang his name in the song!

Jericho-''What the fuck is this?!''

Everyone finished the song!

Jericho-''I don't have time for this bullshit!!''

Jericho hung up the phone and everyone burst out laughing!

Victor-''Oh, damn! *laughing* He hung up the phone!''

Everyone laughed uncontrollably!

Chris-''Oh, damn. *chuckles* That was hilarious!''

Eddie poured the next round.

Michelle-''Ok, who wants to go next?''

Chris-''I'll go.''

Jon-''Who do you wanna call?''

Chris-''You pick, Mox.''

Chris handed Jon his phone and Jon started going through his contacts.

Jon-''Ok.''

Jon dialed a number and it started ringing.

Chris-''Who did you pick?''

Jon smirked.

They drank their whiskey.

Deonna-''Hello?''

Chris spat out his whiskey!

Everyone else covered their mouths so Deonna wouldn't hear them laughing!

Deonna-''Hello?!''

Chris mouthed to Jon "What are you doing?"

Deonna-''Ok, if this is a fucking creeper, I will call the damn cops and have your dumbass thrown in jail before you can fucking call your mother!''

Everyone chuckled softly.

Deonna-''I will hunt you down, find you, kill you, bring you back to life just so that I can kill your dumbass again! You mother-''

Chris ended the call!

Everyone-''HAHAHAHAHA!!!!''

Everyone laughed uncontrollably as Chris chuckled in relief that Deonna didn't know it was them.

Chris-''Mox, you are so dead!''

Jon laughed.

Jon-''You told me to pick a contact. Not my fault.''

Chris-''I will get you back for that.''

Everyone laughed!

Michelle-''Ok, who's next?''

Michelle poured the next round.

Sami-''I'll go. But I'll pick the number. Knowing Mox, he'll call my momma.''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Sami-''Does anyone have a voice changing app on their phone?''

Michelle-''I got something better.''

Michelle stood up and went into the cabin.

Sami-''What is she getting?''

Jon-''You'll see.''

Michelle came out with this in her hand.

Michelle-''Here you go, Sami.''

Michelle handed Sami the device.

Sami-''Whoa! Is this like from the Scream movies?''

Jon-''Yeah. It's actually one that they used for one of the films.''

Chris-''Damn. Nice.''

Eddie-''This is gonna be good. Who are you gonna call, Sami?''

Sami-''You'll hear.''

Sami dialed the number and it started ringing.

Christian Cage-''Hello?''

Everyone smiled.

Sami-''*Ghostface Voice* Hello, Christian.''

Christian-''The hell?''

Sami-''*Ghostface Voice* What's your favourite scary movie?''

Everyone held back their laughter.

Christian-''Edge? Is this you?''

Sami-''*Ghostface Voice* No.''

Christian-''Nice try. But I-''

Then everyone heard Christian's wife tell him that Edge just arrived to their house.

Victor-''*Whispers* Oh, damn.''

Christian was shocked as everyone covered their mouths to not burst out laughing.

Christian-''Ok. Who is this?!''

Christian asked as Edge walked into the room and asked what was wrong. Christian put his phone on speaker.

Sami-''*Ghostface Voice* I know what you did last Summer Christian & Edge!''

Edge-''Shit!''

Christian-''Fuck you! You don't know shit!''

Christian hung up and everyone burst out laughing!

Victor-''What the hell did they do last Summer?''

Chris-''I don't think I wanna know!''

Everyone laughed and drank their whiskey.

Jon-''Mick, it's your turn.''

Michelle-''Cool.''

Sami-''Do you need the Scream voice changer?''

Michelle-''Yeah.''

Michelle dialed a number and the phone started ringing as Sami handed the device to her.

Eddie-''Who are you calling?''

The phone was answered.

Norman Reedus-''Hello?''

Everyone smiled.

Michelle-''*Ghostface Voice* Hello, Norman.''

Norman-''The hell?''

Michelle-''*Ghostface Voice* Whatcha wearing, Norman?''

Everyone held back their laughter.

Norman-''O....k. Creepy.''

Everyone chuckled softly.

Norman-''Hold up. Honey, is this you?''

Michelle-''*Ghostface Voice* Maybeeee.''

Norman-''Oh, thank goodness. *chuckles* For a second there I thought-''

Then Norman saw his wife walk into the living room and she said "Hi" to him.

Norman-''Hi, honey.''

Norman smiled nervously at her before she headed to the kitchen as everyone chuckled softly.

Norman-''Ok, I have no idea who you are, but don't you ever call me again.''

Everyone burst out laughing and Norman was confused.

Michelle-''Hey, Squirrel! It's us!''

Norman sighed in relief.

Norman-''What the fuck are you guys doing?''

Jon-''We're drunk and prank calling people.''

Norman-''*Chuckles* Damn.''

Eddie-''Sorry, bro. We have nothing better to do.''

Norman-''Clearly.''

Everyone laughed!

Norman-''You sons a bitches got me good.''

Chris-''Awesome.''

Norman-''You guys filming Whiskey right now?''

Sami-''How'd you know, bro?''

Norman-''Johnson is there.''

Everyone laughed!

Chris-''You know me too well, Reedus!''

Everyone chuckled.

Norman-''Gotta go, guys!''

Everyone-''Later!''

Norman-''Bye!''

The phone call ended.

Eddie-''Who's our next victim?''

Sami-''That's up to you, bro.''

Victor poured the next round.

Eddie-''Cool.''

Victor-''Who you gonna call?''

Sami-''Ghostbusters!''

Everyone laughed and drank their whiskey.

Eddie-''We're gonna call Jericho again!''

Everyone laughed!

Chris-''What are we gonna sing this time?''

Eddie-''A Bon Jovi song.''

Victor-''Which one?''

Eddie-''I'll Be There For You.''

Sami poured the next round.

Jon-''Awesome.''

Eddie dialed Jericho's number. It was ringing for a moment before it was answered.

Jericho-''WHAT?!''

Everyone-''I'll be there for you! These 5 words I swear to you!''

Jericho-''Oh, for the love of-''

Everyone-''When you breathe, I wanna be the air for you! I'll be there for you!''

Jericho-''Who the fuck is this?!''

Everyone-''I'd live and I'd die for you! I'd steal the sun from the sky for you!''

Jericho-''WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!!!!''

Everyone-''Words can't say what love can do! I'll be there for you!''

Jericho-''Whoever this is, is going on The List!!''

Jericho hung up and everyone burst out laughing!

Jon-''*Laughing* Oh, my gosh!''

Chris-''My ribs are hurting from laughing so much!''

Everyone laughed.

Michelle-''Vic, it's your turn.''

Victor-''Cool.''

Victor started going through his phone contacts as Chris was looking at the list.

Chris-''Wait! Go back up the list.''

Victor went up the list until Chris told him to stop.

Victor-''Him?''

Chris-''Hell Yeah!''

Jon-''Who?''

Chris-''We are gonna prank call Kenny Omega!''

Eddie-''HAHA! YEAH!''

Michelle-''Vic, I thought you hated The Elite?''

Victor-''I do. But I knew Kenny at a time for a short while. You know, before he became an egotistical jerk.''

Everyone chuckled.

Victor-''I could've sworn that I deleted his number.''

Sami-''Well, thank goodness you didn't.''

Everyone laughed.

Jon-''We have got to use the Scream voice changer for this one.''

Chris-''Hell yeah!''

Everyone drank their whiskey.

Victor dialed the number as Chris poured the next round.

Jon-''This is gonna be great.''

The call was answered.

Kenny-''The Greatest Wrestler Alive, Kenny Omega here!''

Everyone looked at each other with the same expression like "He seriously answers the phone like that?".

Victor-''*Ghostface Voice* Hello, Kenny.''

Kenny-''What? Who's this?''

Victor-''*Ghostface Voice* That's not important. I have a question for you, Kenny.''

Kenny-''O-Ok?''

Everyone smiled as they heard that Kenny was a bit freaked out.

Victor-''*Ghostface Voice* What's your favourite scary movie, Kenny?!''

Kenny-''U-u-u-u-uhhhhh.....''

Everyone held in their laugher as they heard Kenny stuttering. Then they heard him yelling for Don!

They heard Kenny telling Don what was happening and Kenny put his phone on speaker.

Kenny-''Who is this?!''

Don-''You stay away from Kenny Omega!''

Victor-''*Ghostface Voice* Don Callis and The Elite can't help you now, Kenny!''

Everyone chuckled softly. Then Victor handed the device to Sami.

Don-''WHO THE HELL-''

Sami-''*Ghostface Voice* Oohh, Donnyyyyy!!''

Don-''The fuck?!''

Sami handed the device to Eddie.

Eddie-''*Ghostface Voice* I know where you two are!''

Eddie handed the device to Chris.

Chris-''*Ghostface Voice* I am gonna gut you both like a fish! Do you understand me?''

Kenny-''*Freaked out* Go away!''

Chris handed the device to Mick.

Mick-''*Ghostface Voice* Aw, what's the matter, Kenny? Did your fucking balls drop off?!''

Michelle handed the device to Jon.

Jon-''*Ghostface Voice* I'm coming for you, Kenny! You'll have nowhere to go. Nowhere to run. AND I WILL KILL YOU!!!!''

Kenny & Don screamed and hung up the phone!

Everyone burst out laughing and continued to laugh for several minutes before calming down.

Chris-''I've never heard Kenny scream like that before!''

Victor-''That was damn awesome!''

Everyone laughed and drank their whiskey.

Eddie-''Phew! We should do that more often.''

Chris-''That was fucking funny!''

Everyone laughed!

Jon-''Well, that's the end of the show!''

Michelle-''Thanks for joining us, Victor.''

Victor-''Thanks for having me again.''

Jon-''Thanks for the surprise visit, Chris!''

Chris-''You're welcome.''

Michelle poured the next round.

Michelle-''Take care!''

Chris-''Stay strong!''

Victor-''Stay safe!''

Sami-''See ya!''

Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''

Jon-''Later, bitches!''

They drank their whiskey and put their glasses down.

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