AEW: 12 May 2021
Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston, Michelle Shaw & Sami Callihan were sitting outside the cabin with the dogs. Jack & Kayley were laying by Michelle & Sami's feet as Dani was sitting with Jon and Danno was playing with his chew toy on the floor.
Eddie-''What's up guys & gals?!''
Sami-''Welcome to All Elite Whiskey!''
Michelle-''And this week we have another very special guest with us.''
Jon-''That's right, please welcome our awesome friend and brother, James Phillips!''
James Phillips walked out and sat down next to Jon.
James-''Hey, guys!''
Jon-''What's up, bro?''
Jon & James bumped fists.
James-''I am doing great. How are you all doing?''
Jon-''Everything is good, man.''
Sami-''Yeah, I'm doing good.''
Eddie-''I'm doing great, bro.''
Michelle-''I'm doing good as well. And if I do have any issues, I drink it all away right here.''
Sami-''That's right!''
Eddie-''Speaking of which, let's have our first round with Mr. Fatality!''
James-''Awesome.''
Sami poured the first round.
Michelle-''A toast to James for joining us today on All Elite Whiskey!''
They raised their glasses.
All of Them-''Cheers!''
They drank their whiskey.
Then Danno walked up to James and reached his paw up to him.
Michelle-''Aww. Danno wants you to pick him up.''
James-''Ok. Come here, little guy.''
James picked up Danno and sat him down on his lap as Michelle smiled at them.
Eddie-''Ok, let's break it down for you all about what happened on AEW this past week.''
Sami-''AEW kicked off in the best way with Jon Moxley vs Nagata for the IWGP United States Championship!''
Jon smiled.
Michelle-''Jon, you had different music too.''
Jon-''Yeah, I felt like changing it up a bit.''
Eddie-''I think all that Monster Trucks from last week made him feel more like a Wild Thing!''
They laughed!
James-''Those stunts and tricks you all did was fucking awesome.''
Jon-''Thanks, man. We'll probably be doing that again or something different for Double Or Nothing.''
James-''Sounds cool.''
Michelle poured the next round.
Sami-''The Monster Trucks was Mick's idea.''
James-''I can't wait to see what you all have planned for next time.''
Jon-''Lord only knows what our drunken minds will come up with.''
They laughed and drank their whiskey.
James-''And seeing Chris Johnson on the show was awesome too.''
Michelle-''Yeah, he said he'd be back on the show again soon.''
James-''Cool.''
Sami poured the next round.
James-''So, Jon....how was it to just face Nagata, let alone beat him?''
Jon-''Oh, man. It was incredible in every way, shape and form. His ability in the ring is amazing and I took hard kicks from that guy.''
They smiled.
Jon-''You know, whenever you face someone in the ring that you've never wrestled before, there's always something you end up learning about them and yourself as well.''
James nodded.
Jon-''You think on your feet and you end up being spontaneous with how you take and deliver moves to draw out their weaknesses as you keep your strengths up.''
Michelle smiled at Jon.
Jon-''Nagata brought out the best in me. It was an honor and a privilege to be in the ring with him.''
James-''Yeah. I saw the show of respect after the match. That was really cool.''
Jon-''Thanks. I learned so much in Japan when I was wrestling there. The respect I have for those wrestlers....I will always show that.''
They smiled.
James-''Was there a point where you thought he was gonna beat you?''
Jon-''I couldn't let that enter my mind. When I watched the match the day after it happened, there were a few times where it looked like he was gonna beat me, I'll admit that.''
They chuckled.
Jon-''But ultimately, I went into that match fully focused on the fact that I needed to walk out still US Champ.''
They all drank their whiskey.
Jon-''I mean, as wrestlers, we've all been there as champions. You go into a match fully confident in your ability that you can beat the person across the ring from you while never underestimating them because they earned that title shot for a reason.''
James-''That's true.''
They smiled.
Michelle-''Eddie, you had the best seat in the house for that incredible match. You were at ringside.''
Eddie-''Yeah, I was. I had to watch my brother's back in case those assholes from The Elite showed up.''
Sami-''Oh, man. Everyone would've been pissed if they interfered in the match.''
Jon-''I'm just fucking relieved that they didn't.''
James-''Well, it was an awesome match, Jon. And congratulations on the win.''
Jon-''Thanks, bro.''
Jon & James bumped fists.
Jon-''Well, that's enough wrestling psychology from me for one night.''
They chuckled.
Michelle-''I love it when you get lost in talking about wrestling.''
Jon smiled.
Sami-''Yeah, especially when he's drunk.''
They all laughed as Michelle poured the next round.
Eddie-''Well, that was how AEW kicked off. But that wasn't the last you saw of myself & Mox.''
Sami-''Yeah, you guys trashed The Elite's locker room because of how they won their tag team match against SCU.''
Michelle-''That was fucking unbelievable! SCU are literally having their last match together and The Bucks cheat to win. I swear The Elite pisses me off more and more every week.''
Jon-''You'll get no argument from us, babygirl.''
James-''I agree with you, Mick. I hate their guts.''
Sami-''They were pretty angry when they saw their locker room later in the show.''
Eddie-''And what the hell did they invite us to?''
Jon-''A superkick party.''
Michelle-''What the fuck is that? I'll only go if Shawn Michaels is gonna be there to kick their teeth down their throats.''
They all laughed and drank their whiskey.
James-''I would love to see that happen.''
Jon-''We can all dream.''
They smiled as Jon poured the next round.
Eddie-''Christian Cage announced that he will be in the Casino Battle Royal.''
Michelle-''There are quite a few potential winners for the Casino Battle Royal.''
Sami-''Very true.''
James-''I say Christian is gonna win.''
Jon-''Awesome pick, man.''
They drank their whiskey.
Michelle-''Adam Page challenged Brian Cage to a match at Double Or Nothing.''
Sami-''Page vs Cage. Should be very interesting.''
Eddie-''I'm sure Team Taz and The Dark Order won't be too far away if things go crazy.''
Jon-''Yeah. I'm sure the fans wanna see those two groups go head to head.''
James-''That would be pretty cool.''
James poured the next round.
Jon-''Triple Threat for the AEW Championship at Double Or Nothing!''
Eddie-''Hell yeah!''
Sami-''That dumbass Kenny put himself in that match by interfering in PAC vs Cassidy.''
Michelle-''Did he really think that there was gonna be no match at all? Any time you interfere in a #1 Contenders match, it'll automatically become a triple threat.''
Jon-''He clearly forgot about that, Mick. Thank goodness he is so dumb.''
They all laughed and drank their whiskey.
James-''Now, there's a good chance Kenny will lose at Double Or Nothing.''
Sami-''Keep in mind though, Triple Threats have no DQ.''
James-''Right.''
Eddie-''Which means, The Elite can get involved as much as they want.''
Michelle-''That sucks. But PAC & Orange Cassidy have friends to help them out if Bucks, Don & Good Brothers get involved.''
Michelle poured the next round.
Jon-''Speaking of championship matches, Darby Allin defended the TNT Championship just a week after being thrown down the steps by Scorpion and Ethan.''
James-''Man, Darby Allin is a tough son of a gun. That man has all of my respect.''
They drank their whiskey.
Michelle-''I agree with you, James. Darby is amazing and he can take hits that very few men can get up from. And he keeps fighting.''
Sami-''Yeah, but it seems like all those hits he took over all this time of being TNT Champion and defending that title every single week finally caught up with him.''
Eddie-''Yeah. We have a new TNT Champion now in Miro.''
Jon-''Let's have a round for Darby Allin.''
Jon poured the next round.
Jon-''A toast to Darby Allin for being an awesome TNT Champion. He will definitely be TNT Champion again.''
They all raised their glasses.
All of Them-''Cheers!''
They drank their whiskey.
Jon-''Time for smores, baby?''
Michelle-''Of course.''
They smiled.
Eddie-''And doggy biscuits for Jon.''
Jon-''Yeah!''
They all laughed and Michelle fed the dogs biscuits as Jon ate one as well.
Jon-''Want a dog biscuit, James?''
James-''Sure.''
James took a biscuit and ate it.
James-''Wow. Damn, that is really good.''
Jon-''It damn sure is.''
Sami-''I think it's officially part of Jon's diet now.''
They laughed. Then they all put marshmallows on chop sticks and held them over the fire.
Eddie-''So, Cody did an amazing promo on AEW and it's gonna be The American Dream at Double Or Nothing.''
Jon-''Cody is making his father, Dusty Rhodes very proud. Man, I think he's always making Dusty proud.''
James-''I agree.''
Michelle-''Yeah. It will be a great match at Double Or Nothing. I can't wait to see it.''
They nodded. Then they made their smores and started eating.
James-''Damn, I love smores.''
Michelle-''One of the best things in the world.''
James-''Damn right.''
Eddie poured the next round.
Michelle-''James, how is Rhea doing?''
James-''Rhea is doing good. Being an awesome champion as always.''
They smiled.
James-''And she's always making sure to keep my ass out of trouble.''
They laughed.
Jon-''Every man needs a woman to keep his ass out of trouble. And if we do end up in some messed up shit, they'll save our asses.''
James-''Damn right. And they'll never make us forget about it too!''
They laughed.
Michelle-''And, us women, are always wondering what are we gonna do with you men after we keep saving your asses.''
Jon-''Admit it though, baby. You & Rhea love to save myself & James no matter what shit we get into.''
Michelle-''You are not wrong.''
They smiled. Then they finished their smores and drank their whiskey.
Sami-''Oh, man. We're gonna need a few more rounds before talking about the last topic.''
Jon-''I thought we were done talking about AEW?''
Michelle-''Not yet.''
Jon-''What's left?''
Eddie-''The Pinnacle's Coronation!''
Jon-''Oh, good Lord.''
Jon poured the next round.
Jon-''Drink up, my friends.''
They drank their whiskey.
Everyone took turns pouring a round and they drank several rounds of whiskey in a row. They were laughing uncontrollably as the dogs had fallen asleep.
Jon-''Aww, my Cutie Pie is fast asleep.''
James-''Danno is asleep too.''
Michelle-''Well, it's dark already. They know when it's time for bed.''
Eddie poured the next round.
Sami-''Ok, what did y'all think of The Pineapple's Coronation?''
Jon-''Fucking stupid!''
Michelle-''Dumbasses wearing dumbass suits.''
Eddie-''MJF looked like Barbie's Ken in that pink suit.''
They burst out laughing!
Jon-''That means Ken is missing a suit from his closet.''
They drank their whiskey.
James-''Did they have to pay those women to walk out to the ring with them?''
Jon-''Probably.''
Michelle-''You couldn't pay me enough to do that shit.''
They chuckled.
Michelle-''You know, I was wondering where Kenny's dancing step sisters disappeared to.''
Eddie-''That's true. I haven't seen them in his entrance for a while.''
Sami-''I think he fired them because he saw Mick calling them his step sisters on this show!''
They burst out laughing!
Michelle-''My bad, ladies! I didn't mean to get you fired. For what it's worth....you ladies were the only good thing about Kenneth's entrance.''
They smiled.
Michelle-''So, The Pineapple were talking, but I muted my TV until I saw The Inner Circle arrive.''
James-''I muted my TV too!''
They laughed!
Eddie-''But then, The Inner Circle sprayed the Pineapple down with that bubbly!''
Jon-''I'm just glad it was bubbly and not whiskey. That would've been a waste of good whiskey.''
Sami-''Very true.''
Sami poured the next round.
James-''Eventually, MJF accepted the rematch. But he wants it to be a Stadium Stampede Match.''
Jon-''And if The Inner Circle loses, they have to break up forever.''
Sami-''We'll find out what The Inner Circle's answer is next week.''
They all drank their whiskey.
Jon-''Well, that's the end of the show.''
Michelle-''Really? I'm not enough sheets into the wind for the show to end.''
They chuckled.
Jon-''How many sheets into the wind do you wanna be in?''
Michelle-''Wherever the wind takes me.''
They laughed.
James-''I'd say she's about 4 or 5 sheets into the wind already.''
Jon-''Yeah, that's my babygirl.''
Eddie-''I'm about 4 or 5 too....I think.''
Sami-''Me too. Ah hell, maybe more.''
They were chuckling uncontrollably.
Jon-''How do you feel, Fatality?''
James-''I'm about 2 sheets.''
Jon-''Cool.''
Jon poured the next round.
Jon-''We hope you all enjoyed this episode of All Elite Whiskey.''
Michelle-''Thank you to the awesome Mr. James Phillips for coming onto the show.''
James-''Thank you for having me, guys.''
Jon-''No problem, brother.''
They smiled.
Michelle-''Take care!''
James-''See you on the other side!''
Sami-''Stay safe!''
Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''
Jon-''Later, bitches!''
They all drank their whiskey and put their glasses down.
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