Hmm... I have a spare moment. I'll reread this!

*five minutes later*
Fbwqridmjs!
(The author is lying in a pool of froth, cringing at terrible storyline)
OKAY IM GONA REMASTR DIS!

Expect severe plot improvements.

Anyone who reads this now, you have been warned. This is the most terrible hellspawn the world has ever pooped out.