Hey guys sorry that im not continuing my story because i ran out of ideas so i'll make a new one ( even nobody reads it! :'( im forever alone!!! :'(( )

Of course the same routine

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And its up to you you can add anything what you want

Chapter 1 : meeting the lord of tourettes

Hi (y/n)! My name is Lord Tourettes but you can call me LT or by my real name so i heard you wanna hear my very funny story of my
Adventure!
YES YES I WANNA HEAR YOUR STORY! You said, ok ok calm the **** DOWN! Umm what did you just say? You said with a
confused look,oops sorry i didnt mean that i have to introduce myself i am kind of joyful but a bit of serious and a bit sweary sometimes even i go psycho on bears i ate their flesh and i took its head off WHILE THE STREAMING BLOOD GOES INSIDE MY MOUTH!! You looked at him you looked a bit pale of those words he said s-so c-can i h-hear your story? You stuttered aw don't be scared at me i will never do that to you i only do those on bears and mall santas! He said with his eyes getting red in anger after he
mentioned the mall santa, why are you so angry at mall santas?well i'll tell you why

*flashback in 2013*

*someone knocks on the door* Red:go get it! Im busy! Blue:lazy ass, as blue opened the door he saw me crying me:*crying* i think i lost my c-c-c... HAT! Red: mumbles to himself holding into his red cap i won't let them take you,(oh did i forgot to mention red's cap is like a cap of course im such a dumb-dumb and lord tourettes' is a santa hat is light green all of his clothes is light green)me: i feel SO SAD! With out it, Blue:wait so you don't swear if you don' have your hat? Blue asked, me: please help me find it and a treasure is your reward i said sadly and then red popped up Red: hah! Treasure you say? Were findin' that hat!

*timeskip*

Me:Perhaps it fell during my harp recital. Red: hey i'll sneak in like a ninja * tooks out katana* and barges in the window obviously breaking it.a girl screams. And red came back with his katana full of blood,Red: no hat there and NO SURVIVORS

*timeskip*

They still didn't found Lord Tourettes' hat

Me: *sobs* i guess my hat will be gone forever i said sadly Blue: i think you will be nice right now,until they heard a mall santa said: ho ho ho! Me*gasps* my hat!,Mall Santa: your a ho! Your a HO! And what the ****! Do you like for christmas ASSHOLE!,Kid: i just want the old santa back... Mall Santa: santa's dead B***H! The kid runs off crying i ran to the mall santa, Mall Santa:what do you want? DIARREAH BREATH! Me: you stole.. My HAT! I took of the hat from the mall santa,Me: uhh this feels like *******€£¥¥¥**$$@@#! The mall santa exploded leaving its bones,Me: uhh much better as promised heres your treasure i pulled out 2 laptops out of my hat( i know it sounds crazy that 2 laptops were fitted in his hat well.. You know his hat is small on the outside but BIG on the inside!)the two gasp in joy Red&Blue:woah thanks dude! They said,Me: true friends never break its promise!

*back to the present*

And there you have it i said,ohhh thats why you hate mall santas you said,so you want to hear my adventure?! I said happily,hell yeah!
You said

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Ok i will end it here its 11:28 in the night after i finished this and also thank you for teengirl72 for following me after i read your stories and VexyVex so i followed you two so guys even i don't know them but i really love their books i vote everytime i read their stories they were so good and vexy i heard you are a fan of bonnie well a coincidence we are the same!!! So guys i will call you uhhhh.....ah ha! I will call you my cupcakes!

Ok bye :)