Cobra was hired to retrieve a fossil discovered on an island.

The reason he was sent was that only he had the skills to survive against the ferocious wildlife on the cruel island without disturbing nature.

On arrival, however, Cobra found the fossil already dug up but left in place.

Carefully observing and recording the fossil, Cobra found a stain on the prehistoric skull. Taking a sample of whatever residue was on it, Cobra was able to have it sent digitally through a device he had brought along.

As he awaited an answer, Cobra heard a helicopter in the distance, soon spotting it leaving the island.

Cobra: I had to swim a kilometer to not disturb the wildlife...

Cobra: And then there goes a douch flying off on a helicopter?!

Cobra: Tch, someone ought to teach the people in that chopper a lesson...

(BEE-WOOP)

Finished with the analysis, Cobra learned that attached to the fossil was flesh. The flesh of a dinosaur which was now in the hands of an unknown enemy.

Knowing he'll be tasked with chasing the thief down anyway, Cobra got to work tracking down that helicopter.

(1 Week later....)

Cobra broke into a mansion where the thief behind the dino flesh disappearance lived and held onto it.

The owner was one Professor Dorothy Dorlando. A genetic scientist who had given some aid in the Zodiac project.

Cobra himself had no interaction or knowledge of her until he looked into it.

Dorothy: Mwhahaha!!

A feminine voice echoed across the whole mansion. Cobra could not pinpoint where the voice came from.

Cobra: I'm looking for a nerd! Are there any nerds here!?

Atop the large set of stairs leading to the second floor, Dorothy revealed herself.

She was a lady in her mid-thirties. Her messy frilly ginger hair was her defining feature, making her expensive dress seem plain.

Dorothy: Greetings, intruder...

Cobra: Dorothy Dorlando?

Dorothy: Please, call me DoDo... All my friends do.

Cobra: We're not friends. I'm here to take back that chunk of flesh you stole!

Cobra: It belongs in a museum where it can be safely researched!

Dorothy:(smiles) I ate it.

Cobra: A-

Cobra:...

Cobra: You what?

She threw him in a loop of confusion. But the trip wasn't over, this emotional rollercoaster was about to get much wilder.

Dorothy: You heard me...(smirks) I ate it.

She was so pleased with herself as she spoke.

Cobra:..... Uhhhh...Why?!

Dorothy: So I could be the only person in the universe who could claim that they ate an authentic dinosaur!

.......

.......

.......

Cobra: You belong in a mental asylum, if you think that's a rational train of thought.

Cobra: Come on! To the looney bin with you!

(SCREEAAAACH)

Fast, heavy approaching footsteps followed a monstrous screech. Dorothy's grin grew wider.

Dorothy: I did one more thing before eating it..... I made a new friend.

(THUMP)

A ten-foot-tall humanoid monstrosity landed in front of Cobra, glaring at him with the intent to consume him.

Dorothy: Emphasis on "made".

Dorothy: Behold. The "Human-Saurus"!

Dorothy: My butler whom I mutated with dinosaur genetics!

Cobra: And here I thought good help was hard to find.

The Dino man swung at Cobra and swatted the arm away with a spinning roundhouse kick.

Angered, the Hunan-Saurus spun and whipped Cobra with its tail. He went flying, landing on the second floor after hitting a wall.

Cobra: Ugh! Professor Dorothy...

Dorothy: Yes?

Cobra: When I'm done with that thing... You're next.

Leaping into the air, the Dino man went to continue its fight with Cobra, who pulled out his whip and smacked the mutant's face mid-jump.

Though it did fly up towards Cobra from the jump, the Dino-man was blinded temporarily, leaving Cobra a chance to attack.

Beck flipping, when Cobra's feet were facing the wall behind him, he stretched out, pushing off the wall to tackle the mutant back down to the first floor.

(THUD)

Rolling safely off the mutant dino-man, Cobra spun around and cracked his whip near the beast.

Cobra: Hiya! Hiya!

(WHOOSH-CHHH)

Having felt the pain of the whip, they feared it, thus backing up immediately at the sound of it.

Once it saw Cobra, the fear was replaced with blind anger, leading the Human-Saurus to charge straight at the merc.

Running along the side of the walls, Cobra swung his whip up, having it wrap around the second-floor railing.

Dashing away from the wall until there was tension in the whip, Cobra leaped and swung from his whip, curving around the mutant who was right on his tail.

One Cobra had wrapped his whip around the beast, and he pulled on his whip, trying to create a tension trap to ensnare the beast.

The Dino-man struggled and snarled but Cobra held tightly. The same could not be said about the railing which snapped.

Cobra's pull left the Dino-man twirling as the merc had to rethink his approach.

Cobra: If restraining won't work, then it's disabling.

Cracking his whip against the weak joints of the beast, again and again, Cobra forced the creature to his knees, allowing him to leap on its back and begin choking it with his whip.

Cobra: Nap time, Barney!

He held on tightly as if it was a mechanical bull ride. Jutting in every direction it could, the Dino-Man tried to get Cobra off its back.

But with each action, it got closer and closer to falling unconscious.

In a last-ditch attempt, the Human-Saurus slammed its back, and as a result, Cobra into a wall.

(SLAM)

(SLAM)

(slam)

In the end, Cobra was victorious.

Cobra: Ugh...

Stumbling away from the mutant, Cobra was left quite injured from the wall slamming.

Dorothy ran up to her creation with nothing but joy.

Dorothy: THAT WAS AMAZING!

Dorothy: For next time, I'll add more dino than man and-

Cobra knocked the professor unconscious.

Cobra: It's nap time for you too.

FIN.