Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep tonight or Feitan will die too<3

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Y/n is now online

Y/n
Shalnark??🤨

Y/n
Are u responsible for the name??

Backstabber is now online

Backstabber
U don't trust me pookie🥺 (yes)

Y/n
Aw I'm sry pookie(I'm sending the IRS
after you<3)

Big Meanie is now online

Big Meanie
What is your obsession with the IRS?

Y/n
Currently on the run from 'em🙁

Backstabber
Can't relate😋

Y/n
Cuz ur fucking British, mate

Backstabber
Maybe I'm a ginger

Y/n
Nuh-uh

Backstabber
Yuh-huh

Y/n
Nuh-uh

Backstabber
Yuh-huh

Y/n
Nuh-uh

Backstabber
Yuh-huh

Y/n
Nuh-uh >:(

Backstabber
Yuh-huh >:3

Y/n
Nuh-uh!!

Backstabber
Yuh-huh‼️‼️

Y/n
GUGUFGG YOU HAVE BLONDE
HAIR‼️

Backstabber
Some gingers are born with blond hair,
it's a rare disease, that effects 2% of
gingers

Backstabber
Chrollo also said that "blonde" is for
women and "blond" is for men

Big Meanie
They used the right one, then

Backstabber
You say that like being a girlboss is a
bad thing

Big Meanie
More like a slut, but yes

Big Meanie
Now shut up, woman.

Y/n
I-

Backstabber
Chrollo told me to tell you that he
actually respects women, unlike some
people 😒

Big Meanie
And?

Backstabber
Don't have a mom?? I'm sure she'd love
to hear this.

Big Meanie
Yes, I have a mother, do you?

Big Meanie
Ah, wait. Dumb question

Y/n
🫢

Backstabber
...

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧 is now online

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧
Well that one had a kick to it, didn't it?~

Backstabber
Shalnark has given me my phone back.

Y/n
🫣🫢🤭

Big Meanie
My work here is done

Big Meanie is now offline

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧
Ah~ always finishing so soon, Illumi?~

Backstabber
Hisoka, as respectable as your uncanny
ability to make people uncomfortable
is, please stop

Y/n
Coming and going frfr

Backstabber
...

Backstabber is now offline

Y/n
NO WAJT IM SORYO, PLEAE

Y/n
PLEDE I WAT COMTROLED BY A
DEMONT

Y/n
PLEASR IM SORYH, COMS BAVK

Y/n
SONT LEAVE ME WITD HIM

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧
⭐️-_-💧

Y/n
Respectfully

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧
That makes it no better, my dear~

Y/n
Yes, but I'm the only person on earth
who respects you(no I don't🥰)

Backstabber is now online

Y/n
CHROLLIE UR BACK

Backstabber
no respecting Hisoka.

Backstabber
is bad idea

Y/n
:0

Y/n
Ur not Chrollie

Y/n
And Shal doesn't type like that>:0

Y/n
Who r u‼️‼️

Backstabber
unimportant, boss left phone unattended

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧
Mmh~ Feitan, it's rude to not introduce yourself

Backstabber
hiska.

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧
You did that on purpose.

Y/n
Feitan??

Y/n
chrollie mentioned once one sec

Backstabber
..?

Y/n sent 1 photo

(Sucks to be u if u don't use dark mode😋)

Y/n
U Lulu's fan🤨

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧
I believe the more important question at
hand is why you have that screenshotted,
and readily available~

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧
Dear?~♡

Y/n
Wasn't me

Backstabber
...i go now

Y/n
Give Chrollie back on ur way out..?🙁

Backstabber
no call boss that

Y/n
Don't tell me what to do😒

Backstabber
i do what i want, no boss me around

Y/n
U no boss me around>:(

Backstabber
i could dominate you, easy

Y/n
Nuh-uh

Backstabber
you talk like someone who have no
pain tolerance

Y/n
:0

Y/n
Actually nvm that's fair😋

Backstabber
boss right, you pathetic

Y/n
😖😖 just because it's true doesn't mean
you have to say it

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧
For someone who's supposedly the
author's favorite character, I am being forgotten quite often ⭐️;-;💧

Y/n
What?

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧
Hm?~

Y/n
🧐🤨

Backstabber
be glad boss talk about you, even if all
insults

Y/n
Fair😖😖

Y/n
Now give Chrollie back☹️

Backstabber
no

Y/n
😖😖uvghvhvuvhvhvchhv

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧
You are so dramatic, my dear~

Y/n
I want Chrollie back>:(

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧
Like a toddle throwing a tantrum~

Y/n
Say that on more tine and I will eat ur
walls

Backstabber
no good at threat either

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧
I'd, again, just buy a new house~

Y/n
:(

Y/n
I'll cut ur dick off 🍝🦜

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧
The emojis you chose are more concerning than the threat itself ♡

Y/n
Meatball<3

⭐️Ronald McDonald💧
I see~

Backstabber
concerning, i respect

Y/n
🥹

Backstabber
respect wore off

Backstabber
bye

Y/n
😔

Y/n
Not even gonna leave me a parting gift?

Backstabber changed Y/n's name to clown#1

clown#1
I-

Backstabber changed 2 people's names
Backstabber is now offline
clown#2 is now online

clown#2
How creative.

clown#3
I'm more offended that I'm only
number #3~

clown#1
I'm number one ;P (still a clown
tho)

clown#3 changed their name to ⭐️Hisocat💧

clown#2
Not again, Hisoka.

⭐️Hisocat💧
You don't have to stay, Illumi~

clown#3 changed 2 people's names
Illumeow⚫️-⚫️ is now offline

clown#1
No nickname for me😖

Illumeow⚫️-⚫️ is now online

Illumeow⚫️-⚫️
You don't want nicknames from him, I
assure you

Illumeow⚫️-⚫️ is now offline
✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️ is now online

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
Morow.

clown#1
🫢

⭐️Hisocat💧
Whatever happened to not using last
names in front of our darling?~

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
That's was an unspoken rule, and I could
ask you the same thing

⭐️Hisocat💧
It's not as though searching up your
name does much~

⭐️Hisocat💧
Shalnark made sure of that, did he
not? ♡~

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
Giving out my name was still
unnecessary

clown#1
Would u be mad if I searched u
up😗😚😗😚

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
I'd be annoyed at best, but not at you

⭐️Hisocat💧
Ah, you make your name such a big deal,
boss~

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
Unlike you, I don't take unnecessary risks

clown#1
ur both pretty, calm urselves

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
Y/n.

clown#1
it's clown to you, actually

⭐️Hisocat💧
That name suits you, dear~

clown#1
thx my ##### ### ###### ## ###
####

⭐️Hisocat💧
Ah, Shalnark used that once~

⭐️Hisocat💧
Roblox speech, if I recall correctly?~

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
I'm not going to call you a clown, please
get more self respect

clown#1
so you admit that I'm worth
respecting🤨

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
The furthest thing from it, actually

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
Why I enjoy your company is beyond me

clown#1
I'm being bullied by everyone
today😖

clown#1
go back to loving me😭😭

Illumeow⚫️-⚫️ is now online

Illumeow⚫️-⚫️
Implying that we ever loved you?

clown#1
sry forgot none of us were emotionally
capable of love😖😖

Illumeow⚫️-⚫️
Keep that in mind next time

Illumeow⚫️-⚫️ is now offline

clown#1
😔

⭐️Hisocat💧
I'm more than capable of love, dear~

⭐️Hisocat💧
I just find it boring ♡

clown#1
great point

clown#1
However: playing strip monopoly

⭐️Hisocat💧
I'm listening ♧

clown#1
I'll teach u how to play one of these
days bby‼️🥰

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
Another one of Chrollo's friends here, I
don't recommend playing any "strip"
games with him, he has no shame and
will win

clown#1
spoken from experience🤨

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
... bye

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
I have my phone back again.

clown#1
Damnit

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
What happened to missing me?

clown#1
They keep leaving before they give me
answers, Chrollie>:(

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
You could ask Hisoka on this one, you
realize that?

clown#1
Hisoka did u strip

⭐️Hisocat💧
Yes, repeatedly~

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
We may want to work on your ..language
skills, first

clown#1
rude

clown#1
I just cut out the unnecessary letters

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
I've noticed

⭐️Hisocat💧
We all have, dear~

clown#1
Ur so rude to me all the time 😖

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
My apologies, you're doing great

clown#1
why thank you😌

⭐️Hisocat💧
Mmh~ you really do enjoy the praise,
don't you?~

clown#1
😗maybe

Illumeow⚫️-⚫️ is now online

Illumeow⚫️-⚫️
Praise baiting

clown#1
Why can u recognize praise baiting so
fast🤨

clown#1
Are you familiar with it🤨🤨

Illumeow⚫️-⚫️
And if I am?

Illumeow⚫️-⚫️ is now offline

clown#1
:0

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
I wouldn't put that past Illumi

⭐️Hisocat💧
It's still surprising how fast you learned
to hate eachother~

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
You played quite a part in that, Morow.
And "eachother" has a space in between

⭐️Hisocat💧
Awww~

⭐️Hisocat💧
Have I lost first name privileges?

clown#1
📖🖊️

⭐️Hisocat💧
Mm?~ Dear?

clown#1
I'm madly in love with Shalnark

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
What?

clown#1
What?

clown#1 is now offline

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
And their break is over, a shame

⭐️Hisocat💧
They do like to go out with a bang, don't
they?~

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
Staying memorable, its endearing

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
And they're not as dramatic with it as you
are

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️ is now offline

⭐️Hisocat💧
Ah, nobody respects good showmanship anymore ⭐️-_-💧~

⭐️Hisocat is now offline💧

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Fun Facts:

• Shalnark's not actually dead, dw

• Good news!! Illumi's staying in the chats longer, and Chrollo has stopped correcting your grammar as much(The other two still aren't safe tho) Almost as if they ..like being there now????🤨

• How I described Chrollo's situation with his phone being stolen all the time: it's like having kids but instead of you being able to pick them up and move them around, they can pick you up and move you around