This was important fanart I fear, onto the chapter tho my favorite little cockroaches 🫰🪳 (edit I reopened this chapter unprepared at 3 am, my brightness suddenly turned up, and I was blinded by said picture)

Get paid $2000+ a month, have an actual fun and easy job with cool coworkers, get away with anything cuz ur a minor, write hxh fanfic>> (ur all losers😽[kindly])

(Edit: drama happened, coworkers are not plus ultra anymore)
(Edit: more drama, maybe they are?? Also might be going to basically a homeless shelter for kids who need to get away from their families, idk??)

Branch from trolls
Hisoka vs pedophile catchers

Historical role play to get me off Groupchat
3 online

The Declaration of Independence⛓️ is now online

The Declaration of Independence⛓️
I'm not sure how I feel about this

Tea for the harbor🤡
At least you're not a perishable food
item☺️

That one library that burnt down✝️
At least you're not a vague undermining
of a major historical event that set
humanity evolution back by centuries.

Twin Towers
The two of them fail to understand that
their historical events of choice are
deeply tied to the personalities.

Twin Towers
They rather think it is due to my opinions
of them

The Declaration of Independence⛓️
Illumi??

Twin Towers
Yours, for example, is based off your lack
of independence. In fact, I'm quite certain everyone in this chat has plans on
claiming ownership of you

The Declaration of Independence⛓️
Erm Chrollie would never

Tea for the harbor🤡
If that's what you wish to believe,
dear☺️

That one library that burnt down✝️
I wouldn't even think of it

The Declaration of Independence⛓️
🫶

Twin Towers
Chrollo's is because he is frequently entertained by books, especially antiques.

Twin Towers
And that he, like the library, will be burnt
until nothing remains

That one library that burnt down✝️
Oh go fuck yourself, I'm sure your family
was solely maintained off of incest.

The Declaration of Independence⛓️
🫢

Tea for the harbor🤡
Oh?

Twin Towers
Watch yourself, Lucilfer.

Twin Towers
Especially when speaking of my family.

That one library that burnt down✝️
Or what, Zoldyck?

Twin Towers
Do not test your luck.

The Declaration of Independence⛓️
I'm just gonna go..

Tea for the harbor🤡
Suit yourself, I'd much rather stay💞

The Declaration of Independence⛓️ is now offline

That one library that burnt down✝️
Ah, and now you scared them off.

Twin Towers
Upset that you can't lie to them more?

Tea for the harbor🤡
"I wouldn't even think of it" boss? Anyone
with a brain could see through that lie~

That one library that burnt down✝️
Not in the mood, Hisoka.

Twin Towers
Can't even control your own members. I
almost pity you

—

You are now Privately Chatting ⭐️Mon Imbécile💧

💞Mon Amour💞
Bro wtf is happening between Chrollo and
Lulu

⭐️Mon Imbécile💧
They're just grouchy ⭐️( – ⌓ – )💧

💞Mon Amour💞
Girl I know u started it

⭐️Mon Imbécile💧
Illumi chose the names, my dear☺️

💞Mon Amour💞
Stop overusing that emoji you who're

💞Mon Amour💞
Whore*😒

💞Mon Amour💞 is now offline

⭐️Mon Imbécile💧
⭐️-_-💧

—

My Chemical Dependence Groupchat
0 online

🧃Apple Juice Boxes🧃 is now online

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
Girl u did me dirty with this name

2 people are now online

🍷Alcohol🍷
You've been offline for almost two days,
dear. Care to explain why?

Fake Cocaine
I wasn't aware they needed to be online
24/7, Chrollo

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
Chrollie what is up with these names

🍷Alcohol🍷
I'm quite fond of wines. And Illumi not
only is fake, but could use some Fake
Cocaine. It'd make him more enjoyable.

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
???

Aphrodisiac is now online

💞Aphrodisiac💞
It causes the user to become more cheerful, dear💞

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
Girl ur name

Fake Cocaine
Yes, it may cause this book to get deleted
off of Wattpad.

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
Pls don't remove this book Wattpad
moderator guy🙏🙏

🍷Alcohol🍷
?

Fake Cocaine
Nothing

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
Nothing

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
Also Chrollie I need money for an
ambulance

🍷Alcohol🍷
What happened? Do I need to come find
you?

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
I was dismantled:(

💞Aphrodisiac💞
Care to elaborate on "dismantled" love?~

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
Bro someone shouted hoe at me

🍷Alcohol🍷
That does not correlate in the slightest

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
Cuz you didn't let me finish😒

🍷Alcohol🍷
My apologies, continue

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
Anygays I wasn't too offended

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
I soon found out that they were talking about
a hoe flying at me at high speeds D:

🍷Alcohol🍷
There an ambulance on route to you, sweetheart

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
Ty, i am slowly losing my life support
liquid

Fake Cocaine
I assume you mean blood

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
Yes, it stings a bit

Fake Cocaine
Your pain tolerance is half decent

Fake Cocaine
You just need to get stronger

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
Yippee (๑>◡<๑)

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
Compliment ( ^ω^ )

Fake Cocaine
Chrollo and Hisoka compliment you often enough, I do not see how this was special

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
'Cause you never do, therefore there more valuable

Fake Cocaine
Ah, I see. Supply and demand

🍷Alcohol🍷
There truly is no demand

💞Aphrodisiac💞
Don't get to confident, Lulu ♤

💞Aphrodisiac💞
You still have competition ♤

Fake Cocaine
Barely

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
Girlies stop fighting for two minutes>:/

🍷Alcohol🍷
I'm afraid if I agreed with Illumi, we'd
both be wrong

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
🫢crazy work

💞Aphrodisiac💞
Ah, they really can't get along ⭐️( – ⌓ – ) 💧

Fake Cocaine
You're one to talk, Chrollo. You manipulate
Y/n much more than I do

Fake Cocaine
As fake as Hisoka's artificially dyed hair

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
〣 ( ºΔº ) 〣

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
Double insult is crazy🫢

💞Aphrodisiac💞
It was very unnecessary as well ♠️

💞Aphrodisiac💞
No need to drag me into your hissy fit,
Illumi

Fake Cocaine
You're yet to deny a thing

🍷Alcohol🍷
I wouldn't say I'm the fake here

Fake Cocaine
Highly debatable, considering how often
you lie to the poor thing

🧃Apple Juice Boxes 🧃
I fear I am intruding 😨

🍷Alcohol🍷
Don't-

🧃Apple Juice Boxes🧃 is now offline

🍷Alcohol🍷
Ah damn it

💞Aphrodisiac💞
You two really must stop fighting, it scares them~

Fake Cocaine
They will get accustomed to it

Word Count: 1125

Fun Facts:

• Why are there so little words? Because I told someone I'd update tonight and forgot entirely. It is now three am, and I work tomorrow

• Next chapter irl or nah??

• More formal voting for those of you who don't follow me (you should)

Who should Y/n meet first?

1: Chrollo

2: Hisoka

3: Shalnark

4: Feitan

5: Other

And as for the hunter exam, Y/n will either attend the one two years before canon (No Hisoka) or one year before canon (Hisoka, no main 4)

This will depend on who you all choose Y/n to meet first :P