Food?? Food go in mouth. See food 🥘, that food there? Go in mouth 👄

Water 💧, water also go in mouth 👄

Sleep. Sleep in bed (🛌 ) or not in bed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, all you need to do is close eyes👁️👁️, and then 😴

Hope this helps, since a lot of you seemed to be confused🥰

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Face Down
Gyus??😭😭

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Red 40
Ah you're back, my love ♡

R0-G0-B0
Guys*

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The names??😭

R0-G0-B0
Red zero, green zero, blue zero

R0-G0-B0
Black, if you couldn't put that together
yourself

Red 40
Hair color=red 🤯

Face Down
Y u so sassy all the time

Face Down
Also ain't it pink

Red 40
Hunterpedia says otherwise💞

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❓❓❓

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Leprechaun Green
It is in your best interest to ignore it

Leprechaun Green
That goes for you as well, insect.

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R0-G0-B0
Still using the rather uncreative insult I
see

Face Down
Every day u further prove my theory of
ur blindness to be wrong

R0-G0-B0
What?

Face Down
What

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Anygays why'd u disappear last time😔

Face Down
I expect that from lulu but I thought
u we're diffebt☹️

R0-G0-B0
Were* different*

Face Down
Why you avoiding my questions

Face Down
Just tell me why u left

Face Down
Not that hard🙂‍↔️

R0-G0-B0
Other things came up

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You're a terrible liar

R0-G0-B0
It's best if you drop it, sweetheart

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Leprechaun Green
Saying that will only assure that they do
the opposite

Leprechaun Green
I had assumed you had better
manipulation skills, Lucilfer. How disappointing

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Face Down
How 'bout we don't manipulate me??

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(Please)

Red 40
Not a chance, my dearest~

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Leprechaun Green
Simply don't fall for the manipulation
tactics, or get over it

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R0-G0-B0
It's best if you simply accept it now,
love. Fighting it later will do you no
good

Face Down
:(

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Yk what I'm going exploring again>:(

Face Down
Never talking to you fuckers again☹️

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Welcome Back
Okay changing all the names was entirely unnecessary

Welcome Back
And a bit evil, actually

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Chrollo
In all honesty, I'm surprised you lasted
a whole month

Demon From Hell❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
Not to say we were worried, your eventual return was inevitable~

Illumi
All this means is that my time of peace is
gone

Welcome Back
☹️

Welcome Back
Just mute the chat Lulu🤨

Illumi
And allow you to reign without supervision? Unlikely.

Welcome Back
Like how it guys names are basic except
for Hisoka's

Demon From Hell❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
That is just how the chat runs without
you around ♡

Demon From Hell❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
So glad you've finally returned, love~

Welcome Back
am I cooked chat?

Chrollo
Shalnark has informed me that you're asking
if you are, in simple terms, fucked

Welcome Back
And..???

Chrollo
You have been since day one.

Welcome Back
Aw man:(

Welcome Back
What'd you do if I did leave tho??😼

Demon From Hell❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
To put it simply, there's not a single chance
you could escape at this point, love~

Chrollo
You're currently about a five hour flight
from me, three if I pull some strings.

Illumi
You won't.

Welcome Back
My bad fam😦

Welcome Back
Won't happen again😥

Welcome Back
Yk what, actually I'll just-

Welcome Back had changed their name to Permanent Resident

Permanent Resident
😇😇no thoughts of ever leaving at all

Illumi
At least you seem to learn quickly

Demon From Hell❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
Much better~

Chrollo
See, that wasn't so hard, was it?

Permanent Resident
💪😋

Permanent Resident
On that note I only came back cuz I had a question tho

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Permanent Resident
😔

Chrollo
Go ahead then, dear

Permanent Resident
What does one do when they are perchance chained to a wall🫣

Demon From Hell❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
Masturb-

Chrollo
Not text people??

Permanent Resident
One of those answers weren't normal🤨

Demon From Hell❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
Hm~

Permanent Resident has changed Demon From Hell❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥's name to 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Oh? How thoughtful ♡

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Illumi
One, what did I say about that font

Illumi
And two, how are you texting if you are
chained to a wall?

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Permanent Resident
One, it's not my fault he's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Permanent Resident
I saw 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 so I said 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

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Illumi
Must you use the font each time?

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Permanent Resident
Yes, actually😚

Permanent Resident
And two, they only chained one of my
hands

Chrollo
Seems.. pointless

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
I'm inclined to agree~

Permanent Resident
Ikr

Permanent Resident
Actually gonna chain my other hand rq

Chrollo
I'm not surprised

Permanent Resident
If you want anything done right you gotta
do it yourself☹️

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Illumi
They're learning well

Chrollo
You just want them to get tortured

Illumi
Perhaps.

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Permanent Resident
Sry I was gone so long:/

Permanent Resident
I went explorin' again

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𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Last time I checked you had a job, no?

Chrollo
I do vaguely recall you mentioning that as
well

Permanent Resident
Fired:(

Illumi is now online

Illumi
Then where do you get all the money for
your escapades?

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Permanent Resident
Chrollo sent😋

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Ah, did he now? How kind of him~

Chrollo
Hisoka

Permanent Resident
?

Illumi is now online

Illumi
The clown has a point.

Illumi
You have been getting quite attached to
them.

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Chrollo
Don't act as though sending a bit of
money would effect me

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Oh, never~

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
You just aren't in the business of giving,
boss ♤

Permanent Resident
??

Chrollo
Drop it, both of you

Chrollo
Y/n, please ignore them. And enjoy your
time at Zaban City

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Permanent Resident
I?? Never told you?? Where I was????

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Don't act too surprised, love, that's just
how he is,💞

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
when it comes to you at least ♤

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Permanent Resident
You all keep leaving me in the dark😟

Permanent Resident
Rude ngl

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Fun Facts:

• Guys give me ways you want me to have Chrollo, Illumi, and Hisoka to act. Like ways you think they'd be closer to canon personalities, or whatever you'd think would be best for the story

• Hisoka and Chrollo see you solely as objects for entertainment. Though Hisoka's starting to see you as a pawn in his goal of fighting Chrollo due to Chrollo's growing infatuation with you. And Illumi just thinks you know far too much, having his photo saved and all. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• Not me tryna copy Show Me Your Shoulders Babygirl by slowedandreverb 😔

I don't condone manipulating and controlling anyone, romantic partners especially‼️‼️ (Have to say this in hopes Wattpad won't take down my books😔)