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PROUD AMERICAN
RAHHHH🦅🦅🦅

PROUD AMERICAN
EXPLODE THE SKY

PROUD AMERICAN
KILL THE BRITISH

PROUD AMERICAN
AMERICAN IDIOT IS OUR NEW
NATIONAL ATHEM🫶

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Proud American #2
Anthem* and I am ..not American?

PROUD AMERICAN
Br..it?🤨

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Proud American #3
The British are coming, love ♡

PROUD AMERICAN
Well they need to stop

PROUD AMERICAN
Bastards don't deserve to procreate😒

Proud American #2
I am.. not sure how to reply to that

PROUD AMERICAN
Then why'd you respond🤨

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THE IRS🦅🇺🇸
For once, I agree with them. It'd be much preferred if you stayed silent.

THE IRS🦅🇺🇸
Ah. I see the name has come full circle.
Though it was two eagles before the text,
and two flags after

PROUD AMERICAN
You remembered?? This why you're my favorite🫶

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Proud American #3
He can't even stick around and he's your favorite?~

PROUD AMERICAN
What can I say, abandonment is familiar
to me🫶

PROUD AMERICAN
Wait since when are you the jealous one

PROUD AMERICAN
That's usually 🫶✨𝓒𝒉𝒓𝓸ℓℓ𝒊𝒆✨🧚‍♂️

Proud American #2
Every time you say my name it gets progressively worse

PROUD AMERICAN
Idk I bet you'd love to hear me scream it

Proud American #2
.

Proud American #3
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ♡

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Hisoka.

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Proud American #3
Somebody had to~

Proud American #2
It's worse that I can't deny it

PROUD AMERICAN
🫢

Proud American #2
Don't act too surprised.

Proud American #3
I feel as though we should be further questioning what the cause of said
screaming would be~

Proud American #2
I'm more than capable of pleasuring
others

Proud American #2
Unlike someone here could say

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I was unaware that I needed to be a whore
to earn your so-called respect

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Explains a lot about your taste in
companions

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Proud American #2
A lot coming from someone's who's biggest challenge is saying the word "friends"

PROUD AMERICAN
Erm achtually🤓

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PROUD AMERICA
He's said friends onec(1)

Proud American #2
Once* and why do you have that saved?

PROUD AMERICA
It was a big accomplishment for him

PROUD AMERICA
Actually why we're we questioning the cause
of my screaming in the first place

PROUD AMERICA
U frequently known for stabbing others or smthn?🤨🤨

Proud American #2
Were*, not we're

Proud American #3
Avoiding the question, boss?~

PROUD AMERICA
Yeah Chrollie, what's up with that🤨🤨

PROUD AMERICA
Mass stabbed Chrollie?

PROUD AMERICA
Mr stabbity stab?

PROUD AMERICA
The masked stabber?

Proud American #2
Why are we assuming my weapon of
choice would be a knife?

PROUD AMERICA
Fair point

PROUD AMERICA
I bet you'd use a dictionary, paper cut 'em
to death

Proud American #3
That part would be me actually, love🥰

Proud American #3
Don't get it twisted ♤

PROUD AMERICA
????

Proud American #2
I suppose I could.. see myself using a
book of sorts as a weapon

Proud American #2
In that situation, I suppose

PROUD AMERICA
Dictionary deceiver 🤨

PROUD AMERICA
Word whomper🤨

PROUD AMERICA
Synonym slicer🤨🤨🤨

PROUD AMERICA
Syllable slaughterer🤨🤨

Proud American #2
They keep getting worse

PROUD AMERICA
ABCs, the last thing you see🤨🤨🤨

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You are just describing Grammarly

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Proud American #3
Killing me softly with his song core ♡

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English or sleep with the fish

PROUD AMERICA
🫢

PROUD AMERICA
Kinda mad I didn't think of that ngl

Proud American #3
Books or gutted with hooks🥰

Proud American #2
Why are you stooping to this level Morow? I assumed you to be much higher than this.

Proud American #3
Vowels or remove your bowels✨

Proud American #2
Hisoka.

PROUD AMERICA
Aye, long as ur not a filthy Brit I have no
issue with u🙏

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Newspaper or gas chamber

PROUD AMERICA
Oop🫢

PROUD AMERICA
Let's not go there folks

Proud American #3
Typewriter or death by spider🥰

Proud American #2
Hisoka.

Proud American #3
I'll stop there, love

Proud American #3
No need to fret ♡

PROUD AMERICA
Scariest one ngl

PROUD AMERICA
Hate spiders😒

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Much agreed.

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Proud American #2
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Proud American #3
Most aren't particularly fond of the
creatures~

Proud American #3
Though I've never gotten a clear reason
as to the reason behind their hatred~

Proud American #3
despite fear, of course ♧

PROUD AMERICA
Not my fault they're hideous

Proud American #3
And that's all it takes to hate something?

PROUD AMERICA
General annoyance

Proud American #3
As are most bugs<3

PROUD AMERICA
They make to many babies

PROUD AMERICA
Just like the Brits, shouldn't get to
procreate🥰

Proud American #3
Go on ♡

PROUD AMERICA
Idk the creepy fucks work in groups
sometimes

PROUD AMERICA
I feel like we should socially isolate every spider🙏

Proud American #3
Mhmm~ keep going

PROUD AMERICA
Y r yuo so interested in my spider hate🤨

Proud American #3
Maybe I just like your ranting ♡

Proud American #3
Must I need another reason?

PROUD AMERICA
I know u have one

PROUD AMERICA
But idk how you'd get smthning from my dislike of spiders, so I'll bite

PROUD AMERICA
Ah, another downside, spiders bite and it's annoying

Proud American #3
Violent spiders are truly the worst ♢

PROUD AMERICA
Idk how to display extreme distrust over
text, but just know I'm feeling it

Proud American #3
That so?~

PROUD AMERICA
😒

PROUD AMERICA
Whatever

PROUD AMERICA
Idk they're overall trashy creatures

Proud American #3
Mhmm~

PROUD AMERICA
0/10 wouldn't be sad if they all died cold
and alone

PROUD AMERICA
Actually I might celebrate😋

Proud American #3
I'm sure many would🥰

PROUD AMERICA
They might contribute some sort of value
to the ecosystem and soceity or whatever
but we'd be better off without em🙏🙏

PROUD AMERICA
Spelt society wrong😔

PROUD AMERICA
Actually why hasn't Chrollo corrected any
of my spelling

PROUD AMERICA
Hes abnormally quiet🧐

Proud American #3
Is he now? I hadn't noticed ♤

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Proud American #3
What a pity~

PROUD AMERICA
What'd u do🤨

Proud American #3
I'm afraid I must take my leave now, sweetheart ♡

PROUD AMERICA
Don't u dare

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PROUD AMERICA
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PROUD AMERICA
Coward

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Fun Facts:

• Y/n is canonically American. Hate the brits (I'm American so the only groups of people that I know exist are us💪 and the Brits😒)

• Chrollo probably enjoyed us calling spiders trashy🫶 there is no possible way he could have seen double meanings there🙏🙏

• Y/n cluelessly insulting Chrollo is hilarious to me, and totally unplanned. Anyways short—and late—chapter, but I gotta go to bed, I got work in the morning😔