Previously:

"Levy-Chan we're gonna be late! Hurry!"

Lucy yelled as the two girls ran to the locker girl's room to change.

'Maybe school year won't be as bad as I thought it would.'

Too bad she was completely wrong .
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NATSU' S POV :

As I walked into the gym to my friends I saw that Luigi chick and her short friend Leby. Wait- Luigi and Leby is a funny name for girls.

"Hey flamebrain! Stop ogling over that blonde girl and get your ass over here!"

"YOU WANNA GO ICE PRICK?!"

THE NERVE OF THAT GUY!

"YEAH I WANNA GO YOU PINK HAIRED BASTARD!"

"DO I HEAR FIGHTING?!"
said the red haired demon.

Oh shit.

"No ma'am! Just two buddies getting along! Right Gray?"

"You're right Natsu! Just two buddies!"

"Good. Now if you don't mind, SHUT UP AND DO FIFTY PUSH-UPS!" shouted our annoying ass gym teacher Coach Macao.

Groans and moans were heard all throughout the gym.

It's not like they're having sex so why are the doing that?

My eyes scanned the gym, checking-out girls, and I don't mean to be a perv, but checking out their you- know-whats.

Until my eyes landed on that blonde nerd.

I stared up and down at her body admiring every curve that she had.

For a nerd, she wasn't that bad looking.

I was about to ogle- I mean, check on the blonde until-

Shit.

She caught me staring.

I looked at her and she was as red as a tomato.

As we stared at eachother I smirked at her and she quickly turned away.

Heh, no one could resist the Natsu Dragneel.

My eyes scanned the gym and I looked in the corner to see
Lisanna trying to show off.

I mean that girl wasn't even doing pushups.

She was just sticking her butt in the air and slamming it down like she was in a Nicki Minaj video.

(A/N no pun intended. XD)

But dat ass doe.

-TIME SKIP-

We finished doing push-ups and Coach Macao announced one of my favorite games.

Basketball.

"Listen up brats! Girls-you do volleyball! Boys-basketball!" Coach yelled.

I glanced over Ice prick, Iron Man, Pikachu, and Jellal, and we all had the same look on our faces.

Beat these losers' asses.

-NOTHER TIME SKIP-

LUCY POV :

Coach assigned the girls to volleyball. I can handle this.

At least so I thought.

Let me tell you right here-
Any sport- and I mean ANY sport that involves a ball, 10/10 I'm gonna get hit with it.

I have experience in volleyball so you could say I'm an expert.

I gulped and sjaid a silent prayer not to get hit with a ball.

But boy, I was wrong.

It was the first game.

Me, Levy, this other blue haired girl,and a red head.

On the opposite team there was Lisanna, this other white haired girl, a Brown haired girl with glasses,and another girl that goes by the name of Melody.

Lisanna looked at me and said, "This is for you Lucy."

She smirked and before I knew it,

BAM!

She hit me in the face with that ball.

Levy came over to me and said," Lu-Chan! Are you okay?!"

"Yeah, I'm okay."

No I wasn't.

I stood back up only to be hit in the face with, you guessed it, a basketball.

Levy came over to me and yelled at my face, "LU-CHAN!"

She said some more words but that's when I started to see eight Levys staring at me.

I stepped back a few steps and then, I blacked out.

-TIME SKIP-

I woke up in (A NEW BUGGHATI idc if that's not how you spell it) white tiled room.
'This must be the infirmary.' I thought.

I tried to get up but my head and eye hurt so much I quickly layed back down.

I scanned the room.

'White tiles, curtains, first-aid kit,nothing out of the normal.'

That's what I thought until I saw a head full of raven colored hair.

"Boo!" someone yelled and I screamed.

"AAAAHH!!" I screamed.

I then saw my brother, Gray, laughing his ass off at his successful scare.

"Gray! You scared the shit out of me!"

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1055 words. Boom.

ohayo minna-san!
Otaco here!
okay, let's cut the sarcasm.
I'm bored as shit, my bra's itching the fuck out of me,
and I had to sit in hour- long traffic cuz some accident with 3 trucks happened and they burned a hole in the emergency lane.
I know some of you are gonna say," just be glad it wasn't you"my ass.
yeah well, a kid had to pee and he just happened to be in the car right in front of me, so I saw him pee which one, disgusted the the hell out of me,
two, was very unsanitary becuz I'm a fucking germaphobe, and three, was very fucking funny cuz I got a pic. and no, I'm not a pedophile.
My week was shit, my sisters and my mom had fucking panda express without me, which that food is the shit and it annoys the fuck out of me becuz I'm hate when people eat without me. But I'm going to new york, so I guess that's good.
i have no fucking wifi and it's driving me
fucking insane, it's 10:18 and im struggling to keep my eyes open becuz I have only written one chapter so far and i havent even started on the next chapter, shit, I dont even have any ideas.My dad's snoring,the truck right next to me has his motor on, I've been up since 6:30,i dont have any fucking coffee,
so, my day was fucking shitty.
anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter cuz I put fu king blood shit and tears into this so, yea.

Natsu: Hell yeah! I get to be in the bottom!

Lucy: You know, we're only here because we need to state the ending.

Natsu: Yeah I know, wait- what?!

Lucy: I said, you're only here to state the ending.

Natsu: WHAT?!AUTHOR~SAN WANTS TO FIGHT?! IM ALL FIRED UP!

Lucy:*sigh*

Lucy: Author~San does not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does. If author~San did she wouldn't be sulking in a corner right now.

author~san: why is life so cruel~*sulks*

stay spicy,

My tacos.❤