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*The next night*

Alex: So here's what we're gonna do-

John: Stand there like a man until the cops are in front of us?

Peggy: When the time comes-

Angelica: Fire your weapon in the air.

Washington: This will put in end to the whole affair.

Madison: B-but what if they decide to shoot??

Jefferson: *seriously* Then we're goners.

Madison: 0-0

Eliza: No, they'll follow suit if they're truly people of honor.

John: To take someone's life, that is something you CAN'T shake!

Alex: Guys, the world can't take another heartbreak. (2020 sucks ;-;)

Madison: Guys!

Washington: Promise me, we don't want those people's blood on our conscience.

Everyone else (except gEoRgE): I promise.

gEoRgE: Be back when you're done *scrolls through what was supposed to be Angelica's phone*

Jefferson: Take these guns *hands them guns*

Angelicaaaa, Eliiiiza, aNd PeGgY: We'll Make them proud, guys. (By them i mean the world)

*They leave the house*

gEoRgE: Finally! *locks all the doors* Now I'm the only child, as I deserve to be! *turns on the TV and starts watching cartoons*

*With the cool people (everyone but gEoRgE and 3 people are absent (laf, herc and a-a-ron))*

Alex: All right, we're at the prison--

Jefferson: Who said you got to be in charge?!

John: SHH

Madison: Just go with it

Alex: Let's raid the place and help Santa escape.

Everyone present: Aight, cool with me, that works, ok, etc.

*They burst through the door, armed*

Ploice: HEY HEY HEY NO NO NO (i did the "spelling mistake" on purpose)

The Adopted Squad™️ minus Laf, Herc, and Aaron: *shoots but purposely misses and instead hits the walls desks floor plants and stuff*

Ploice: okok geez

The Adopted Squad™️ minus Laf, Herc, and Aaron: *steals the keys and frees Santa*

Santa: HO HO HO MERRY (late) CHRISTMAS!! The Adopted Squad™️ is on the nice list FOREVER!

Adopted Squad™️ minus Laf, Herc, and Aaron: Yes! Thank you Santa! Omg! Tysm!! You're the best! Etc.

*With Mullette*

*Herc has just found Laf after Laf decided to try and go back to France. He was about to board a plane, heading to his old land*

Herc: LAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!! DON'T GET ON THAT PLANE!!!

Laf: Why does it matter to you what I do?!

Herc: Because I...... love you!

Laf: ;-; We're 14.

Herc: Fair.

Laf: You're the one who kissed Eliza behind my back!

Herc: I what now!?

Laf: Yeah! George- *sarcastically* sorry, gEoRgE- *back to normal* told me!!

Herc: And you- and you actually believed him?

Laf: Je suis stupide....

Herc: ?

Laf: Nothing. Let's just go back- *gets pushed onto the plane by the captain of it*

Herc: LAF NO!!

Laf: HERC!! *is gone*

*the plane leaves*

Christy: *sitting by a fireplace with a book open* And that is our... not so merry Christmas story. I hoped you've learned that Santa is evil, you can do anthing if you shoot guns enough, and don't try to leave for another country without telling your boyfriend. Oh, and you're probably wondering, what ever happened to A-A-ron... well,

*A-A-ron bursts through the cold*

Aaron: mOM IT'S FREEZING OUTSIDE

Christy: Sh-shut up!! W-who's mom?? Certainly not me!! *talks quickly* AND THAT WILL BE THE END OF OUR CHRISTMAS STORY!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Merry Christmas and to all a good night! Also don't worry I'm working on a part where everything is normal (if youre dumb Laf is gone)... yikes i miss him already--

bye

A/N: *posted on 2/6/21* WOW I- WHAT WAS THIS